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Fastened All My Teeth In His Ankle, Just Across The Bone.
When I Woke, After The Pals Had Kicked Me Off Him, I Was In The
Smoking-Car Of A Railroad-Train, Lying In The Lap Of The Little
Groom, And He Was Rubbing My Open Wounds With A Greasy, Yellow Stuff,
Exquisite To The Smell, And Most Agreeable To Lick Off.
Part Ii
"Well--What's Your Name--Nolan? Well, Nolan, These References Are
Satisfactory," Said The Young Gentleman My New Master Called "Mr.
Wyndham, Sir." "I'll Take You On As Second Man. You Can Begin To-
Day."
My New Master Shuffled His Feet, And Put His Finger To His Forehead.
"Thank You, Sir," Says He. Then He Choked Like He Had Swallowed A
Fish-Bone. "I Have A Little Dawg, Sir," Says He.
"You Can't Keep Him," Says "Mr. Wyndham, Sir," Very Short.
"'Es Only A Puppy, Sir," Says My New Master; "'E Wouldn't Go Outside
The Stables, Sir."
"It's Not That," Says "Mr. Wyndham, Sir;" "I Have A Large Kennel Of
Very Fine Dogs; They're The Best Of Their Breed In America. I Don't
Allow Strange Dogs On The Premises."
The Master Shakes His Head, And Motions Me With His Cap, And I Crept
Out From Behind The Door. "I'm Sorry, Sir," Says The Master. "Then I
Can't Take The Place. I Can't Get Along Without The Dog, Sir."
"Mr. Wyndham, Sir," Looked At Me That Fierce That I Guessed He Was
Going To Whip Me, So I Turned Over On My Back And Begged With My Legs
And Tail.
"Why, You Beat Him!" Says "Mr. Wyndham, Sir," Very Stern.
"No Fear!" The Master Says, Getting Very Red. "The Party I Bought Him
Off Taught Him That. He Never Learnt That From Me!" He Picked Me Up
In His Arms, And To Show "Mr. Wyndham, Sir," How Well I Loved The
Part 3 Title 1 (Ranson's Folly) Pg 54Master, I Bit His Chin And Hands.
"Mr. Wyndham, Sir," Turned Over The Letters The Master Had Given Him.
"Well, These References Certainly Are Very Strong," He Says. "I Guess
I'll Let The Dog Stay This Time. Only See You Keep Him Away From The
Kennels--Or You'll Both Go."
"Thank You, Sir," Says The Master, Grinning Like A Cat When She's
Safe Behind The Area-Railing.
"He's Not A Bad Bull-Terrier," Says "Mr. Wyndham, Sir," Feeling My
Head. "Not That I Know Much About The Smooth-Coated Breeds. My Dogs
Are St. Bernards." He Stopped Patting Me And Held Up My Nose. "What's
The Matter With His Ears?" He Says. "They're Chewed To Pieces. Is
This A Fighting Dog?" He Asks, Quick And Rough-Like.
I Could Have Laughed. If He Hadn't Been Holding My Nose, I Certainly
Would Have Had A Good Grin At Him. Me, The Best Under Thirty Pounds
In The Province Of Quebec, And Him Asking If I Was A Fighting Dog! I
Ran To The Master And Hung Down My Head Modest-Like, Waiting For Him
To Tell My List Of Battles, But The Master He Coughs In His Cap Most
Painful. "Fightin' Dog, Sir," He Cries. "Lor' Bless You, Sir, The Kid
Don't Know The Word. 'Es Just A Puppy, Sir, Same As You See; A Pet
Dog, So To Speak. 'Es A Regular Old Lady's Lap-Dog, The Kid Is."
"Well, You Keep Him Away From My St. Bernards," Says "Mr. Wyndham,
Sir," "Or They Might Make A Mouthful Of Him."
"Yes, Sir, That They Might," Says The Master. But When We Gets
Outside He Slaps His Knee And Laughs Inside Hisself, And Winks At Me
Most Sociable.
The Master's New Home Was In The Country, In A Province They Called
Long Island. There Was A High Stone Wall About His Home With Big Iron
Gates To It, Same As Godfrey's Brewery; And There Was A House With
Five Red Roofs, And The Stables, Where I Lived, Was Cleaner Than The
Aerated Bakery-Shop, And Then There Was The Kennels, But They Was
Like Nothing Else In This World That Ever I See. For The First Days I
Couldn't Sleep Of Nights For Fear Someone Would Catch Me Lying In
Such A Cleaned-Up Place, And Would Chase Me Out Of It, And When I Did
Fall To Sleep I'd Dream I Was Back In The Old Master's Attic,
Shivering Under The Rusty Stove, Which Never Had No Coals In It, With
The Master Flat On His Back On The Cold Floor With His Clothes On.
And I'd Wake Up, Scared And Whimpering, And Find Myself On The New
Master's Cot With His Hand On The Quilt Beside Me; And I'd See The
Glow Of The Big Stove, And Hear The High-Quality Horses Below-Stairs
Stamping In Their Straw-Lined Boxes, And I'd Snoop The Sweet Smell Of
Hay And Harness-Soap, And Go To Sleep Again.
The Stables Was My Jail, So The Master Said, But I Don't Ask No
Better Home Than That Jail.
"Now, Kid," Says He, Sitting On The Top Of A Bucket Upside Down,
"You've Got To Understand This. When I Whistle It Means You're Not To
Part 3 Title 1 (Ranson's Folly) Pg 55Go Out Of This 'Ere Yard. These Stables Is Your Jail. And If You
Leave 'Em I'll Have To Leave 'Em, Too, And Over The Seas, In The
County Mayo, An Old Mother Will 'Ave To Leave Her Bit Of A Cottage.
For Two Pounds I Must Be Sending Her Every Month, Or She'll Have
Naught To Eat, Nor No Thatch Over 'Er Head; So, I Can't Lose My
Place, Kid, An' See You Don't Lose It For Me. You Must Keep Away From
The Kennels," Says He; "They're Not For The Likes Of You. The Kennels
Are For The Quality. I Wouldn't Take A Litter Of Them Woolly Dogs For
One Wag Of Your Tail, Kid, But For All That They Are Your Betters,
Same As The Gentry Up In The Big House Are My Betters. I Know My
Place And Keep Away From The Gentry, And You Keep Away From The
Champions."
So I Never Goes Out Of The Stables. All Day I Just Lay In The Sun On
The Stone Flags, Licking My Jaws, And Watching The Grooms Wash Down
The Carriages, And The Only Care I Had Was To See They Didn't Get Gay
And Turn The Hose On Me. There Wasn't Even A Single Rat To Plague Me.
Such Stables I Never Did See.
"Nolan," Says The Head-Groom, "Some Day That Dog Of Yours Will Give
You The Slip. You Can't Keep A Street-Dog Tied Up All His Life. It's
Against His Natur'." The Head-Groom Is A Nice Old Gentleman, But He
Doesn't Know Everything. Just As Though I'd Been A Street-Dog Because
I Liked It. As If I'd Rather Poke For My Vittles In Ash-Heaps Than
Have 'Em Handed Me In A Wash-Basin, And Would Sooner Bite And Fight
Than Be Polite And Sociable. If I'd Had Mother There I Couldn't Have
Asked For Nothing More. But I'd Think Of Her Snooping In The Gutters,
Or Freezing Of Nights Under The Bridges, Or, What's Worse Of All,
Running Through The Hot Streets With Her Tongue Down, So Wild And
Crazy For A Drink, That The People Would Shout "Mad Dog" At Her, And
Stone Her. Water's So Good, That I Don't Blame The Men-Folks For
Locking It Up Inside Their Houses, But When The Hot Days Come, I
Think They Might Remember That Those Are The Dog-Days And Leave A
Little Water Outside In A Trough, Like They Do For The Horses. Then
We Wouldn't Go Mad, And The Policemen Wouldn't Shoot Us. I Had So
Much Of Everything I Wanted That It Made Me Think A Lot Of The Days
When I Hadn't Nothing, And If I Could Have Given What I Had To
Mother, As She Used To Share With Me, I'd Have Been The Happiest Dog
In The Land. Not That I Wasn't Happy Then, And Most Grateful To The
Master, Too, And If I'd Only Minded Him, The Trouble Wouldn't Have
Come Again.
But One Day The Coachman Says That The Little Lady They Called Miss
Dorothy Had Come Back From School, And That Same Morning She Runs
Over To The Stables To Pat Her Ponies, And She Sees Me.
"Oh, What A Nice Little, White Little Dog," Said She; "Whose Little
Dog Are You?" Says She.
"That's My Dog, Miss," Says The Master. "'Is Name Is Kid," And I Ran
Up To Her Most Polite, And Licks Her Fingers, For I Never See So
Pretty And Kind A Lady.
"You Must Come With Me And Call On My New Puppies," Says She, Picking
Part 3 Title 1 (Ranson's Folly) Pg 56Me Up In Her Arms And Starting Off With Me.
"Oh, But Please, Miss," Cries Nolan, "Mr. Wyndham Give Orders That
The Kid's Not To Go To The Kennels."
"That'll Be All Right," Says The Little Lady; "They're My Kennels
Too. And The Puppies Will Like To Play With Him."
You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Was To Tell You Of The Style Of Them
Quality-Dogs. If I Hadn't Seen It Myself I Wouldn't Have Believed It
Neither. The Viceroy Of Canada Don't Live No Better. There Was Forty
Of Them, But Each One Had His Own House And A Yard--Most Exclusive--
And A Cot And A Drinking-Basin All To Hisself. They Had Servants
Standing 'Round Waiting To Feed 'Em When They Was Hungry, And Valets
To Wash 'Em; And They Had Their Hair Combed And Brushed Like The
Grooms Must When They Go Out On The Box. Even The Puppies Had
Overcoats With Their Names On 'Em In Blue Letters, And The Name Of
Each Of Those They Called Champions Was Painted Up Fine Over His
Front Door Just Like It Was A Public-House Or A Veterinary's. They
Were The Biggest St. Bernards I Ever Did See. I Could Have Walked
Under Them If They'd Have Let Me. But They Were Very Proud And
Haughty Dogs, And Looked Only Once At Me, And Then Sniffed In The
Air. The Little Lady's Own Dog Was An Old Gentleman Bull-Dog. He'd
Come Along With Us, And When He Notices How Taken Aback I Was With
All I See, 'E Turned Quite Kind And Affable And Showed Me About.
"Jimmy Jocks," Miss Dorothy Called Him, But, Owing To His Weight, He
Walked Most Dignified And Slow, Waddling Like A Duck As You Might
Say, And Looked Much Too Proud And Handsome For Such A Silly Name.
"That's The Runway, And That's The Trophy House," Says He To Me, "And
That Over
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