The Jargon File, Eric S. Raymond [speld decodable readers txt] 📗

>for a second inning, however. The OSF/Motif window manager, mwm(1),

has a reserved keystroke for switching to the default set of

keybindings and behavior. This keystroke is (believe it or not)

`control-meta-bang' (see [2788]bang). Since the exclamation point

looks a lot like an upside down Coke bottle, Motif hackers have begun

referring to this keystroke as `cokebottle'. See also [2789]quadruple

bucky.

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cold boot n.

See [2793]boot.

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COME FROM n.

A semi-mythical language construct dual to the `go to'; COME FROM

would cause the referenced label to act as a sort of trapdoor,

so that if the program ever reached it control would quietly and

[2797]automagically be transferred to the statement following the COME

FROM. COME FROM was first proposed in R. Lawrence Clark's "A

Linguistic Contribution to GOTO-less programming", which appeared in a

1973 [2798]Datamation issue (and was reprinted in the April 1984 issue

of "Communications of the ACM"). This parodied the then-raging

`structured programming' [2799]holy wars (see [2800]considered

harmful). Mythically, some variants are the `assigned COME FROM' and

the `computed COME FROM' (parodying some nasty control constructs in

FORTRAN and some extended BASICs). Of course, multi-tasking (or

non-determinism) could be implemented by having more than one COME

FROM statement coming from the same label.

In some ways the FORTRAN DO looks like a COME FROM statement. After

the terminating statement number/CONTINUE is reached, control

continues at the statement following the DO. Some generous FORTRANs

would allow arbitrary statements (other than CONTINUE) for the

statement, leading to examples like:

DO 10 I=1,LIMIT

C imagine many lines of code here, leaving the

C original DO statement lost in the spaghetti...

WRITE(6,10) I,FROB(I)

10 FORMAT(1X,I5,G10.4)

in which the trapdoor is just after the statement labeled 10. (This is

particularly surprising because the label doesn't appear to have

anything to do with the flow of control at all!)

While sufficiently astonishing to the unsuspecting reader, this form

of COME FROM statement isn't completely general. After all, control

will eventually pass to the following statement. The implementation of

the general form was left to Univac FORTRAN, ca. 1975 (though a

roughly similar feature existed on the IBM 7040 ten years earlier).

The statement AT 100 would perform a COME FROM 100. It was intended

strictly as a debugging aid, with dire consequences promised to anyone

so deranged as to use it in production code. More horrible things had

already been perpetrated in production languages, however; doubters

need only contemplate the ALTER verb in [2801]COBOL.

COME FROM was supported under its own name for the first time 15 years

later, in C-INTERCAL (see [2802]INTERCAL, [2803]retrocomputing);

knowledgeable observers are still reeling from the shock.

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comm mode /kom mohd/ n.

[ITS: from the feature supporting on-line chat; the term may spelled

with one or two m's] Syn. for [2807]talk mode.

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command key n.

[Mac users] Syn. [2811]feature key.

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comment out vt.

To surround a section of code with comment delimiters or to prefix

every line in the section with a comment marker; this prevents it from

being compiled or interpreted. Often done when the code is redundant

or obsolete, but is being left in the source to make the intent of the

active code clearer; also when the code in that section is broken and

you want to bypass it in order to debug some other part of the code.

Compare [2815]condition out, usually the preferred technique in

languages (such as [2816]C) that make it possible.

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Commonwealth Hackish n.

Hacker jargon as spoken in English outside the U.S., esp. in the

British Commonwealth. It is reported that Commonwealth speakers are

more likely to pronounce truncations like char' andsoc', etc., as

spelled (/char/, /sok/), as opposed to American /keir/ and /sohsh/.

Dots in [2820]newsgroup names (especially two-component names) tend to

be pronounced more often (so soc.wibble is /sok dot wib'l/ rather than

/sohsh wib'l/).

Preferred [2821]metasyntactic variables include [2822]blurgle, eek,

ook, frodo, and bilbo; [2823]wibble, wobble, and in emergencies

wubble; flob, banana, tom, dick, harry, wombat, frog, [2824]fish,

[2825]womble and so on and on (see [2826]foo, sense 4). Alternatives

to verb doubling include suffixes -o-rama',frenzy' (as in feeding

frenzy), and `city' (examples: "barf city!" "hack-o-rama!" "core dump

frenzy!").

All the generic differences within the anglophone world inevitably

show themselves in the associated hackish dialects. The Greek letters

beta and zeta are usually pronounced /bee't/ and /zee't/; meta may

also be pronounced /mee't*/. Various punctuators (and even letters - Z

is called zed', notzee') are named differently: most crucially, for

hackish, where Americans use parens',brackets' and `braces' for (),

[] and {}, Commonwealth English uses brackets',square brackets' and

curly brackets', thoughparentheses' may be used for the first; the

exclamation mark, `!', is called pling rather than bang and the pound

sign, #', is called hash; furthermore, the termthe pound sign' is

understood to mean the pound currency symbol (of course).

See also [2827]attoparsec, [2828]calculator, [2829]chemist,

[2830]console jockey, [2831]fish, [2832]go-faster stripes,

[2833]grunge, [2834]hakspek, [2835]heavy metal, [2836]leaky heap,

[2837]lord high fixer, [2838]loose bytes, [2839]muddie, [2840]nadger,

[2841]noddy, [2842]psychedelicware, [2843]plingnet, [2844]raster

blaster, [2845]RTBM, [2846]seggie, [2847]spod, [2848]sun lounge,

[2849]terminal junkie, [2850]tick-list features, [2851]weeble,

[2852]weasel, [2853]YABA, and notes or definitions under [2854]Bad

Thing, [2855]barf, [2856]bogus, [2857]bum, [2858]chase pointers,

[2859]cosmic rays, [2860]crippleware, [2861]crunch, [2862]dodgy,

[2863]gonk, [2864]hamster, [2865]hardwarily, [2866]mess-dos,

[2867]nybble, [2868]proglet, [2869]root, [2870]SEX, [2871]tweak,

[2872]womble, and [2873]xyzzy.

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compact adj.

Of a design, describes the valuable property that it can all be

apprehended at once in one's head. This generally means the thing

created from the design can be used with greater facility and fewer

errors than an equivalent tool that is not compact. Compactness does

not imply triviality or lack of power; for example, C is compact and

FORTRAN is not, but C is more powerful than FORTRAN. Designs become

non-compact through accreting [2877]features and [2878]cruft that

don't merge cleanly into the overall design scheme (thus, some fans of

[2879]Classic C maintain that ANSI C is no longer compact).

Node:compiler jock, Next:[2880]compo, Previous:[2881]compact,

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compiler jock n.

See [2883]jock (sense 2).

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compo n.

[[2887]demoscene] Finnish-originated slang for `competition'. Demo

compos are held at a [2888]demoparty. The usual protocol is that

several groups make demos for a compo, they are shown on a big screen,

and then the party participants vote for the best one. Prizes (from

sponsors and party entrance fees) are given. Standard compo formats

include [2889]intro compos (4k or 64k demos), music compos, graphics

compos, quick [2890]demo compos (build a demo within 4 hours for

example), etc.

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compress [Unix] vt.

When used without a qualifier, generally refers to [2894]crunching of

a file using a particular C implementation of compression by Joseph M.

Orost et al. and widely circulated via [2895]Usenet; use of

[2896]crunch itself in this sense is rare among Unix hackers.

Specifically, compress is built around the Lempel-Ziv-Welch algorithm

as described in "A Technique for High Performance Data Compression",

Terry A. Welch, "IEEE Computer", vol. 17, no. 6 (June 1984), pp. 8-19.

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Compu$erve n.

See [2900]CI$. Synonyms CompuSpend and Compu$pend are also reported.

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computer confetti n.

Syn. [2904]chad. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card

chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp

corners that could injure the eyes. GLS reports that he once attended

a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests

enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice. The groom later grumbled

that he and his bride had spent most of the evening trying to get the

stuff out of their hair.

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computer geek n.

One who eats (computer) bugs for a living. One who fulfills all the

dreariest negative stereotypes about hackers: an asocial, malodorous,

pasty-faced monomaniac with all the personality of a cheese grater.

Cannot be used by outsiders without implied insult to all hackers;

compare black-on-black vs. white-on-black usage of `nigger'. A

computer geek may be either a fundamentally clueless individual or a

proto-hacker in [2908]larval stage. Also called turbo nerd',turbo

geek'. See also [2909]propeller head, [2910]clustergeeking, [2911]geek

out, [2912]wannabee, [2913]terminal junkie, [2914]spod, [2915]weenie.

Some self-described computer geeks use this term in a positive

sense and protest sense 1 (this seems to have been a post-1990

development). For one such argument, see

[2916]http://www.darkwater.com/omni/geek.html. See also [2917]geek

code.

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computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/

n. 1. [common] A notional unit of computing power combining

instruction speed and storage capacity, dimensioned roughly in

instructions-per-second times megabytes-of-main-store times

megabytes-of-mass-storage. "That machine can't run GNU Emacs, it

doesn't have enough computrons!" This usage is usually found in

metaphors that treat computing power as a fungible commodity good,

like a crop yield or diesel horsepower. See [2921]bitty box, [2922]Get

a real computer!, [2923]toy, [2924]crank. 2. A mythical subatomic

particle that bears the unit quantity of computation or information,

in much the same way that an electron bears one unit of electric

charge (see also [2925]bogon). An elaborate pseudo-scientific theory

of computrons has been developed based on the physical fact that the

molecules in a solid object move more rapidly as it is heated. It is

argued that an object melts because the molecules have lost their

information about where they are supposed to be (that is, they have

emitted computrons). This explains why computers get so hot and

require air conditioning; they use up computrons. Conversely, it

should be possible to cool down an object by placing it in the path of

a computron beam. It is believed that this may also explain why

machines that work at the factory fail in the computer room: the

computrons there have been all used up by the other hardware. (The

popularity of this theory probably owes something to the "Warlock"

stories by Larry Niven, the best known being "What Good is a Glass

Dagger?", in which magic is fueled by an exhaustible natural resource

called `mana'.)

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con n.

[from SF fandom] A science-fiction convention. Not used of other sorts

of conventions, such as professional meetings. This term, unlike many

others imported from SF-fan slang, is widely recognized even by

hackers who aren't [2929]fans. "We'd been corresponding on the net for

months, then we met face-to-face at a con."

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condition out vt.

To prevent a section of code from being compiled by surrounding it

with a conditional-compilation directive whose condition is always

false. The [2933]canonical examples of these directives are #if 0 (or

ifdef notdef, though some find the latter [2934]bletcherous) and endif in C. Compare [2935]comment out.

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condom n.

The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.5-inch microfloppy

diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes. Unlike the

write protect tab, the condom (when left on) not only impedes the

practice of [2939]SEX but has also been shown to have a high failure

rate as drive mechanisms attempt to access the disk -- and can even

fatally frustrate insertion. 2. The protective cladding on a

[2940]light pipe. 3. `keyboard condom': A flexible, transparent

plastic cover for a keyboard, designed to provide some protection

against dust and [2941]programming fluid without impeding typing. 4.

`elephant condom': the plastic shipping bags used inside cardboard

boxes to protect hardware in transit. 5. n. obs. A dummy directory

/usr/tmp/sh, created to foil the [2942]Great Worm by exploiting a

portability bug in one of its parts.