The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, William Shakespeare [book recommendations based on other books txt] 📗

>CHARLES. Go, call her in. [Exit BASTARD]

But first, to try her skill,

Reignier, stand thou as Dauphin in my place; Question her proudly; let thy looks be stern; By this means shall we sound what skill she hath.

 

Re-enter the BASTARD OF ORLEANS with JOAN LA PUCELLE

 

REIGNIER. Fair maid, is ‘t thou wilt do these wondrous feats?

PUCELLE. Reignier, is ‘t thou that thinkest to beguile me?

Where is the Dauphin? Come, come from behind; I know thee well, though never seen before.

Be not amaz’d, there’s nothing hid from me.

In private will I talk with thee apart.

Stand back, you lords, and give us leave awhile.

REIGNIER. She takes upon her bravely at first dash.

PUCELLE. Dauphin, I am by birth a shepherd’s daughter, My wit untrain’d in any kind of art.

Heaven and our Lady gracious hath it pleas’d To shine on my contemptible estate.

Lo, whilst I waited on my tender lambs And to sun’s parching heat display’d my cheeks, God’s Mother deigned to appear to me, And in a vision full of majesty

Will’d me to leave my base vocation

And free my country from calamity

Her aid she promis’d and assur’d success.

In complete glory she reveal’d herself; And whereas I was black and swart before, With those clear rays which she infus’d on me That beauty am I bless’d with which you may see.

Ask me what question thou canst possible, And I will answer unpremeditated.

My courage try by combat if thou dar’st, And thou shalt find that I exceed my sex.

Resolve on this: thou shalt be fortunate If thou receive me for thy warlike mate.

CHARLES. Thou hast astonish’d me with thy high terms.

Only this proof I’ll of thy valour make In single combat thou shalt buckle with me; And if thou vanquishest, thy words are true; Otherwise I renounce all confidence.

PUCELLE. I am prepar’d; here is my keen-edg’d sword, Deck’d with five flower-de-luces on each side, The which at Touraine, in Saint Katherine’s churchyard, Out of a great deal of old iron I chose forth.

CHARLES. Then come, o’ God’s name; I fear no woman.

PUCELLE. And while I live I’ll ne’er fly from a man.

[Here they fight and JOAN LA PUCELLE overcomes]

CHARLES. Stay, stay thy hands; thou art an Amazon, And fightest with the sword of Deborah.

PUCELLE. Christ’s Mother helps me, else I were too weak.

CHARLES. Whoe’er helps thee, ‘tis thou that must help me.

Impatiently I burn with thy desire;

My heart and hands thou hast at once subdu’d.

Excellent Pucelle, if thy name be so, Let me thy servant and not sovereign be.

‘Tis the French Dauphin sueth to thee thus.

PUCELLE. I must not yield to any rites of love, For my profession’s sacred from above.

When I have chased all thy foes from hence, Then will I think upon a recompense.

CHARLES. Meantime look gracious on thy prostrate thrall.

REIGNIER. My lord, methinks, is very long in talk.

ALENCON. Doubtless he shrives this woman to her smock; Else ne’er could he so long protract his speech.

REIGNIER. Shall we disturb him, since he keeps no mean?

ALENCON. He may mean more than we poor men do know; These women are shrewd tempters with their tongues.

REIGNIER. My lord, where are you? What devise you on?

Shall we give o’er Orleans, or no?

PUCELLE. Why, no, I say; distrustful recreants!

Fight till the last gasp; I will be your guard.

CHARLES. What she says I’ll confirm; we’ll fight it out.

PUCELLE. Assign’d am I to be the English scourge.

This night the siege assuredly I’ll raise.

Expect Saint Martin’s summer, halcyon days, Since I have entered into these wars.

Glory is like a circle in the water,

Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself Till by broad spreading it disperse to nought.

With Henry’s death the English circle ends; Dispersed are the glories it included.

Now am I like that proud insulting ship Which Caesar and his fortune bare at once.

CHARLES. Was Mahomet inspired with a dove?

Thou with an eagle art inspired then.

Helen, the mother of great Constantine, Nor yet Saint Philip’s daughters were like thee.

Bright star of Venus, fall’n down on the earth, How may I reverently worship thee enough?

ALENCON. Leave off delays, and let us raise the siege.

REIGNIER. Woman, do what thou canst to save our honours; Drive them from Orleans, and be immortaliz’d.

CHARLES. Presently we’ll try. Come, let’s away about it.

No prophet will I trust if she prove false. Exeunt

SCENE 3.

 

London. Before the Tower gates Enter the DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, with his serving-men in blue coats

 

GLOUCESTER. I am come to survey the Tower this day; Since Henry’s death, I fear, there is conveyance.

Where be these warders that they wait not here?

Open the gates; ‘tis Gloucester that calls.

FIRST WARDER. [Within] Who’s there that knocks so imperiously?

FIRST SERVINGMAN. It is the noble Duke of Gloucester.

SECOND WARDER. [Within] Whoe’er he be, you may not be let in.

FIRST SERVINGMAN. Villains, answer you so the Lord Protector?

FIRST WARDER. [Within] The Lord protect him! so we answer him.

We do no otherwise than we are will’d.

GLOUCESTER. Who willed you, or whose will stands but mine?

There’s none Protector of the realm but I.

Break up the gates, I’ll be your warrantize.

Shall I be flouted thus by dunghill grooms?

[GLOUCESTER’S men rush at the Tower gates, and WOODVILLE the Lieutenant speaks within]

WOODVILLE. [Within] What noise is this? What traitors have we here?

GLOUCESTER. Lieutenant, is it you whose voice I hear?

Open the gates; here’s Gloucester that would enter.

WOODVILLE. [Within] Have patience, noble Duke, I may not open;

The Cardinal of Winchester forbids.

From him I have express commandment

That thou nor none of thine shall be let in.

GLOUCESTER. Faint-hearted Woodville, prizest him fore me?

Arrogant Winchester, that haughty prelate Whom Henry, our late sovereign, ne’er could brook!

Thou art no friend to God or to the King.

Open the gates, or I’ll shut thee out shortly.

SERVINGMEN. Open the gates unto the Lord Protector, Or we’ll burst them open, if that you come not quickly.

 

Enter to the PROTECTOR at the Tower gates WINCHESTER

and his men in tawny coats WINCHESTER. How now, ambitious Humphry! What means this?

GLOUCESTER. Peel’d priest, dost thou command me to be shut out?

WINCHESTER. I do, thou most usurping proditor, And not Protector of the King or realm.

GLOUCESTER. Stand back, thou manifest conspirator, Thou that contrived’st to murder our dead lord; Thou that giv’st whores indulgences to sin.

I’ll canvass thee in thy broad cardinal’s hat, If thou proceed in this thy insolence.

WINCHESTER. Nay, stand thou back; I will not budge a foot.

This be Damascus; be thou cursed Cain, To slay thy brother Abel, if thou wilt.

GLOUCESTER. I will not slay thee, but I’ll drive thee back.

Thy scarlet robes as a child’s bearing-cloth I’ll use to carry thee out of this place.

WINCHESTER. Do what thou dar’st; I beard thee to thy face.

GLOUCESTER. What! am I dar’d and bearded to my face?

Draw, men, for all this privileged place Blue-coats to tawny-coats. Priest, beware your beard; I mean to tug it, and to cuff you soundly; Under my feet I stamp thy cardinal’s hat; In spite of Pope or dignities of church, Here by the cheeks I’ll drag thee up and down.

WINCHESTER. Gloucester, thou wilt answer this before the Pope.

GLOUCESTER. Winchester goose! I cry ‘A rope, a rope!’

Now beat them hence; why do you let them stay?

Thee I’ll chase hence, thou wolf in sheep’s array.

Out, tawny-coats! Out, scarlet hypocrite!

 

Here GLOUCESTER’S men beat out the CARDINAL’S

men; and enter in the hurly burly the MAYOR OF

LONDON and his OFFICERS

 

MAYOR. Fie, lords! that you, being supreme magistrates, Thus contumeliously should break the peace!

GLOUCESTER. Peace, Mayor! thou know’st little of my wrongs: Here’s Beaufort, that regards nor God nor King, Hath here distrain’d the Tower to his use.

WINCHESTER. Here’s Gloucester, a foe to citizens; One that still motions war and never peace, O’ercharging your free purses with large fines; That seeks to overthrow religion,

Because he is Protector of the realm, And would have armour here out of the Tower, To crown himself King and suppress the Prince.

GLOUCESTER. I Will not answer thee with words, but blows.

[Here they skirmish again]

MAYOR. Nought rests for me in this tumultuous strife But to make open proclamation.

Come, officer, as loud as e’er thou canst, Cry.

OFFICER. [Cries] All manner of men assembled here in arms this day against God’s peace and the King’s, we charge and command you, in his Highness’ name, to repair to your several dwelling-places; and not to wear, handle, or use, any sword, weapon, or dagger, henceforward, upon pain of death.

GLOUCESTER. Cardinal, I’ll be no breaker of the law; But we shall meet and break our minds at large.

WINCHESTER. Gloucester, we’ll meet to thy cost, be sure; Thy heart-blood I will have for this day’s work.

MAYOR. I’ll call for clubs if you will not away.

This Cardinal’s more haughty than the devil.

GLOUCESTER. Mayor, farewell; thou dost but what thou mayst.

WINCHESTER. Abominable Gloucester, guard thy head, For I intend to have it ere long.

Exeunt, severally, GLOUCESTER and WINCHESTER

with their servants MAYOR. See the coast clear’d, and then we will depart.

Good God, these nobles should such stomachs bear!

I myself fight not once in forty year. Exeunt

SCENE 4.

 

France. Before Orleans Enter, on the walls, the MASTER-GUNNER

OF ORLEANS and his BOY

 

MASTER-GUNNER. Sirrah, thou know’st how Orleans is besieg’d,

And how the English have the suburbs won.

BOY. Father, I know; and oft have shot at them, Howe’er unfortunate I miss’d my aim.

MASTER-GUNNER. But now thou shalt not. Be thou rul’d by me.

Chief master-gunner am I of this town; Something I must do to procure me grace.

The Prince’s espials have informed me How the English, in the suburbs close intrench’d, Wont, through a secret grate of iron bars In yonder tower, to overpeer the city, And thence discover how with most advantage They may vex us with shot or with assault.

To intercept this inconvenience,

A piece of ordnance ‘gainst it I have plac’d; And even these three days have I watch’d If I could see them. Now do thou watch, For I can stay no longer.

If thou spy’st any, run and bring me word; And thou shalt find me at the Governor’s. Exit BOY. Father, I warrant you; take you no care; I’ll never trouble you, if I may spy them. Exit Enter SALISBURY and TALBOT on the turrets, with SIR WILLIAM GLANSDALE, SIR THOMAS GARGRAVE, and others

 

SALISBURY. Talbot, my life, my joy, again return’d!

How wert thou handled being prisoner?

Or by what means got’st thou to be releas’d?

Discourse, I prithee, on this turret’s top.

TALBOT. The Earl of Bedford had a prisoner Call’d the brave Lord Ponton de Santrailles; For him was I exchang’d and ransomed.

But with a baser man of arms by far

Once, in contempt, they would have barter’d me; Which I disdaining scorn’d, and craved death Rather than I would be so vile esteem’d.

In fine, redeem’d I was as I desir’d.

But, O! the treacherous Fastolfe wounds my heart Whom with my bare fists I would execute, If I now had him brought into my power.

SALISBURY. Yet tell’st thou not how thou wert entertain’d.

TALBOT. With scoffs, and scorns, and contumelious taunts, In open marketplace produc’d they me To be a public spectacle to all;

Here, said they, is the terror of the French, The scarecrow that affrights our children so.

Then broke I from the officers that led me, And with my nails digg’d stones out of the ground To hurl