Lord of The Dyslexics, Aidan Rosser, Luca Cottone [english reading book .TXT] 📗

“It’s because your an android human.” Mr. Slovenski said with a nasty smirk on his face. 

“Dose dat make me invincible” Brody asked. 

“No, far from it,” Mr. Slovenski said. 

“Just because you are immune to the virus…” He trailed off. 

“Shoot. I shouldn’t have told you that.”

“What but don’t you love me dad?” Brody cooed. 

“No after I release the virus you will die by my hand for the life insurance, of course.”  Mr. Slovenski said. 

“What dat virus?” Brody asked. 

“I have created a poisoned Big Mac. In five minutes time, the Big Mac will release.When people buy it, they will contact a version of the smallpox fused with the coronavirus, which will spread through every human in the whole universe using any means possible. In three months time, I will rule the world!!! Everyone will die.” he yelled triumphantly. 

“WHO IS THE BEST MOST BEEFIEST MOST HUNKY HERO IT’S ME” Brody yelled in response.

 “ NO ONE CROSSES THE BRODY BEEF CAKE!” He yelled heroically.

“TOOTALO!” He walked over to a control panel and slammed his hand on a big red button. 

“I win!” he said. 

Five Years Later

“Hello my name is Brody and I am a shell of a man. I killed all of humanity when I pushed that red button. I was stupid and insolent. Stop acting like a troglodyte and become your true potential. I blew my chance. But you still have yours, Brody JR.”

… The last of the human kind.

Text: Published by Aidan Rosser
Images: Published by Aidan Rosser
Cover: Published by Aidan Rosser
Editing: Luca Cottone
Translation: Luca Cottone
Layout: Cott format MLA type 4
Publication Date: 01-30-2020

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