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"Now, that is the stupides thiing i have ever heard. having sex in the same room with each other in the same room to get more horny off each other, right?" i say trying to contain my smile that wants to burst forth along with my laughter.
"That is so ridiculous. Oh, my Gosh your serious my bad." i said putting my hands up defensively when i saw there faces, while i tried to gracefully wipe a tear away while my hands were up, from laughing so hard.
These people are to stupid.
"Hey, don't hate, babe. It's not as stupid as it sounds." the guy with the buzz cut said while winking at me.
*Put on gag face*
"Yah, seriously that's like watching porn so you know how to do it right for the 1st time. which I'm just saying a lot of people would agree with me okay." i say trying not to let my chuckle escape.
"Oh, so are you a virgin, then Ms. Nun?" Darry say's smiling. i seriously wants/needs to know if his face hurts.
"Nope. Does you're face hurt?" i say popping the "P" loudly so it echo's off the Attics Walls.
"What no my face doesn't hurt. Why?" He say's carefully.
"Just wanted to know if hurts cause it's killing me. No, just kidding you just smile a lot it's annoying like that talking orange thing or FRED." i say smiling and laying down on the bed. my ankles crossed and my arms crossing behind my head.
"uh-huh, okay well me and The Mike-ster will be taking are leave now, my fair madien." Darren say's playfully and bows down to Eve.
"See you later and let's do this again sometime." The Mike-ster said to Ellie and leaves. Then they leave out grinning ear too ear.
Then Eve gets up and closes the door stands and the foot at the bed with Ellie on the left side and me against the wall on the right.
Eve yells leaning over to me looking me in the eye, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"
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What bug went up her ass and laid eggs????
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"Well, that was me talking to those 2 dudes you brought back here, duh. And next time could you please take that to the bed room or outside because i really don't want to come back here every to see an orgy in the living room were i watch tv and eat most of the time. By the way it's not a god way to make a first impression on you're new house buddy." i say picking at my nails
"Why you little bitch. I may not be the queen bee of this camp but i still own you and most of these people here!" she say's glaring at me.
*put on smiley face*
i get up from my bed and face her now wondering were Ellie went.
'seems as though she didn't want to stick around for my show.'
"Well, Eve let's get this straight, you are one of worker bees who thinks you're the Queen Bee because Daddy buys you everything you want but you're not you're just a small little Worker Bee and nothing else. Me, I'm the Killer Bee and if you ever mess with me you will find that i don't have the grace of a butterfly but the grace of tiger like everyone else realizes sooner or later and soon you'll realize i also have the Bite of one as well and i sting like a bee." i say getting down in her face.
But all the time i was saying this i was imaging herself with those goofy looking glasses on, you know the ones with the huge nose and bushy eye brows and ridiculiously large glasses. Don't ask me why but i was and i was trying so hard not to laugh.
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Yo, Ho its a pirates life for me.
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I was walking with Pierce and Ellie to the Dining Hall to get well, obviously dinner. But when we got inside it was totally not what I expected. There were people all over the place it was more of a mansion than a Lunch Room.
"Wow." I say, looking everywhere, looking at all the people being amazed at the new things I had seen as we walk towards the line to get the food.
"I know it's amazing." Ellie said, as we walk closer towards the food as she pushes her glasses up and her rainbow hair out off her face.
"Hmmm, I want this... No that." I heard Pierce murmur, beside me as he tried to decide which cake he wanted.
***
Finally we were sat down and Pierce was telling me about his friends along with Ellie and Jak. There was:
Max-male
Angelo-male
Sam-male
Vee-female
Dannie- female
Kace-male
"It's nice to meet yo-" I started to say but I felt something cold fall on my head.
"Hey, it rainbow brain." I hear some girl say behind me, in a really prissy voice.
'She must be the Queen Bee. Not for long though, not long at all.' I thought, as I get up and turn around to face the bitch.
"You must be the Queen Bee I've heard so much about. Well, let you show me the my gratitude for being graced in your presence." I said, to her giving her a menacing smile before I reach behind my back for Pierce's cake and smash it in her face.
"YOU WICKED BITCH! YOU RUINED MY MAKE UP!" She screeched, her voice got so high that I actually flinched from her.
"Okay... First of all you NEED to SHUT THE FUCK UP! And second you need to understand that I'm not like all you're little barbie dolls and when you get done with me you're going take my head. See, you ARE now the worker only my friends are my equals or at least people who aren't you. " I said, getting in her face forcing her to look at me.
"Who are you???"
"You wanna know who I am?" I said, before I climbed on the table and grabbed Ellie's hand and looked at her and gave her a nod,
"A pirate walks into the bar
and the bartender asks,
'What’s with the steering wheel in your pants?'
And the pirate says,
'ARRR! It‘s driving me nuts.'
Now I’ve been riding 'cross the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kidd
I got the eyepatch
Tri-hat
Rollin’ like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you’re limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC, it’s tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can’t reach my level
Like ARRR ARRR
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I’ll play you like a Game Boy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I’m a motherfucking pirate
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirate's life for me
It’s a pirate's life for me
Yooo hooo
Ha-ha sorry bitch
I wasn’t callin’ your name
We be burnin’ so hot
You can’t even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait, guess again
I’m a motherfuckin’ pirate
I’m over you like I just dunk
Battleship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your porthole big enough for my ship?
It’s not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
Cos we ain’t getting nowhere
With these fucking water wings
I used to be ballin’
Now I’m just straight dunkin’
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin’
Jealous bitches start hatin’
Cos it’s not them that we fuckin’
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I’m runnin’
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
It’s a pirates life for me
Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
FIRE!
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
I'ma pirate niggah!" After we got done dancing and singing to Yo, ho it's a pirates life for me (By: Blood On The Dance Floor) everyone was looking at us in shock as me and Ellie just laughed as the Queen Bitch ran out the door hysterical.
"That was interesting." Jak said, as he was looking at us carefully.
"What don't act so surprised." I say, laughing and giving Everyone at the table a high five as we got settled back down to eat.
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"Now, that is the stupides thiing i have ever heard. having sex in the same room with each other in the same room to get more horny off each other, right?" i say trying to contain my smile that wants to burst forth along with my laughter.
"That is so ridiculous. Oh, my Gosh your serious my bad." i said putting my hands up defensively when i saw there faces, while i tried to gracefully wipe a tear away while my hands were up, from laughing so hard.
These people are to stupid.
"Hey, don't hate, babe. It's not as stupid as it sounds." the guy with the buzz cut said while winking at me.
*Put on gag face*
"Yah, seriously that's like watching porn so you know how to do it right for the 1st time. which I'm just saying a lot of people would agree with me okay." i say trying not to let my chuckle escape.
"Oh, so are you a virgin, then Ms. Nun?" Darry say's smiling. i seriously wants/needs to know if his face hurts.
"Nope. Does you're face hurt?" i say popping the "P" loudly so it echo's off the Attics Walls.
"What no my face doesn't hurt. Why?" He say's carefully.
"Just wanted to know if hurts cause it's killing me. No, just kidding you just smile a lot it's annoying like that talking orange thing or FRED." i say smiling and laying down on the bed. my ankles crossed and my arms crossing behind my head.
"uh-huh, okay well me and The Mike-ster will be taking are leave now, my fair madien." Darren say's playfully and bows down to Eve.
"See you later and let's do this again sometime." The Mike-ster said to Ellie and leaves. Then they leave out grinning ear too ear.
Then Eve gets up and closes the door stands and the foot at the bed with Ellie on the left side and me against the wall on the right.
Eve yells leaning over to me looking me in the eye, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"
******************************************************************
What bug went up her ass and laid eggs????
------------------------------------
"Well, that was me talking to those 2 dudes you brought back here, duh. And next time could you please take that to the bed room or outside because i really don't want to come back here every to see an orgy in the living room were i watch tv and eat most of the time. By the way it's not a god way to make a first impression on you're new house buddy." i say picking at my nails
"Why you little bitch. I may not be the queen bee of this camp but i still own you and most of these people here!" she say's glaring at me.
*put on smiley face*
i get up from my bed and face her now wondering were Ellie went.
'seems as though she didn't want to stick around for my show.'
"Well, Eve let's get this straight, you are one of worker bees who thinks you're the Queen Bee because Daddy buys you everything you want but you're not you're just a small little Worker Bee and nothing else. Me, I'm the Killer Bee and if you ever mess with me you will find that i don't have the grace of a butterfly but the grace of tiger like everyone else realizes sooner or later and soon you'll realize i also have the Bite of one as well and i sting like a bee." i say getting down in her face.
But all the time i was saying this i was imaging herself with those goofy looking glasses on, you know the ones with the huge nose and bushy eye brows and ridiculiously large glasses. Don't ask me why but i was and i was trying so hard not to laugh.
********************************************************************************************************************
Yo, Ho its a pirates life for me.
-------------------------
I was walking with Pierce and Ellie to the Dining Hall to get well, obviously dinner. But when we got inside it was totally not what I expected. There were people all over the place it was more of a mansion than a Lunch Room.
"Wow." I say, looking everywhere, looking at all the people being amazed at the new things I had seen as we walk towards the line to get the food.
"I know it's amazing." Ellie said, as we walk closer towards the food as she pushes her glasses up and her rainbow hair out off her face.
"Hmmm, I want this... No that." I heard Pierce murmur, beside me as he tried to decide which cake he wanted.
***
Finally we were sat down and Pierce was telling me about his friends along with Ellie and Jak. There was:
Max-male
Angelo-male
Sam-male
Vee-female
Dannie- female
Kace-male
"It's nice to meet yo-" I started to say but I felt something cold fall on my head.
"Hey, it rainbow brain." I hear some girl say behind me, in a really prissy voice.
'She must be the Queen Bee. Not for long though, not long at all.' I thought, as I get up and turn around to face the bitch.
"You must be the Queen Bee I've heard so much about. Well, let you show me the my gratitude for being graced in your presence." I said, to her giving her a menacing smile before I reach behind my back for Pierce's cake and smash it in her face.
"YOU WICKED BITCH! YOU RUINED MY MAKE UP!" She screeched, her voice got so high that I actually flinched from her.
"Okay... First of all you NEED to SHUT THE FUCK UP! And second you need to understand that I'm not like all you're little barbie dolls and when you get done with me you're going take my head. See, you ARE now the worker only my friends are my equals or at least people who aren't you. " I said, getting in her face forcing her to look at me.
"Who are you???"
"You wanna know who I am?" I said, before I climbed on the table and grabbed Ellie's hand and looked at her and gave her a nod,
"A pirate walks into the bar
and the bartender asks,
'What’s with the steering wheel in your pants?'
And the pirate says,
'ARRR! It‘s driving me nuts.'
Now I’ve been riding 'cross the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kidd
I got the eyepatch
Tri-hat
Rollin’ like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you’re limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC, it’s tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can’t reach my level
Like ARRR ARRR
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I’ll play you like a Game Boy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I’m a motherfucking pirate
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirate's life for me
It’s a pirate's life for me
Yooo hooo
Ha-ha sorry bitch
I wasn’t callin’ your name
We be burnin’ so hot
You can’t even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait, guess again
I’m a motherfuckin’ pirate
I’m over you like I just dunk
Battleship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your porthole big enough for my ship?
It’s not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
Cos we ain’t getting nowhere
With these fucking water wings
I used to be ballin’
Now I’m just straight dunkin’
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin’
Jealous bitches start hatin’
Cos it’s not them that we fuckin’
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I’m runnin’
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
It’s a pirates life for me
Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
FIRE!
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle we go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
I'ma pirate niggah!" After we got done dancing and singing to Yo, ho it's a pirates life for me (By: Blood On The Dance Floor) everyone was looking at us in shock as me and Ellie just laughed as the Queen Bitch ran out the door hysterical.
"That was interesting." Jak said, as he was looking at us carefully.
"What don't act so surprised." I say, laughing and giving Everyone at the table a high five as we got settled back down to eat.
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Publication Date: 08-03-2011
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Dedication:
To my mom and everyone else who supported me to write... I love you ALL!!!!
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