The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, vol 4, Sir Richard Francis Burton [best motivational books to read TXT] 📗

him a thousand dinars if he release us.’ With this the ape arose and went up to them and loosed their bonds one by one, till he had freed them all, when they made for the vessel and boarding her, found all safe and nothing missing from her. So they cast off and set sail; and presently Abu al-Muzaffar said to them, ‘O merchants, fulfil your promise to the monkey.’ ‘We hear and we obey,’ answered they; and each one paid him one thousand dinars, whilst Abu al-Muzaffar brought out to him the like sum of his own monies, so that a great heap of coin was collected for the ape. Then they fared on till they reached Bassorah-city where their friends came out to meet them; and when they had landed, the Shaykh said, ‘Where is Abu Mohammed Lazybones?’ The news reached my mother, who came to me as I lay asleep and said to me, ‘O my son, verily the Shaykh Abu al-Muzaffar hath come back and is now in the city; so rise and go thou to him and salute him and enquire what he hath brought thee; it may be Allah Almighty have opened to thee the door of fortune with somewhat.’ Quoth I, ‘Lift me from the ground and prop me up, whilst I go forth and walk to the river bank.’

After which I went out and walked on, stumbling over my skirts, till I met the Shaykh, who exclaimed at sight of me, ‘Welcome to him whose money hath been the means of my release and that of these merchants, by the will of Almighty Allah.’ Then he continued, ‘Take this monkey I bought for thee and carry him home and wait till I come to thee.’ So I took the ape and went off, saying in my mind, ‘By Allah, this is naught but rare merchandise!’ and led it home, where I said to my mother, ‘Whenever I lie down to sleep, thou biddest me rise and trade; see now this merchandise with thine own eyes.’ Then I sat me down and as I sat, up came the slaves of Abu al-Muzaffar and said to me, ‘Art thou Abu Mohammed Lazybones?’ ‘Yes’ answered I; and behold, Abu al-Muzaffar appeared behind them. So I rose up to him and kissed his hands: and he said, ‘Come with me to my home.’

‘Hearkening and obedience,’ answered I and accompanied him to his house, where he bade his servants bring me what money the monkey had earned for me. So they brought it and he said to me, ‘O my son, Allah hath blessed thee with this wealth, by way of profit on thy five dirhams.’ Then the slaves set down the treasure in chests, which they had carried on their heads, and Abu al-Muzaffar gave me the keys saying, ‘Go before the slaves to thy house; for in sooth all this wealth is thine.’ So I returned to my mother, who rejoiced in this and said to me, ‘O my son, Allah hath blessed thee with all these riches; so put off thy laziness and go down to the bazar and sell and buy.’ At once I shook off my dull sloth, and opened a shop in the bazar, where the ape used to sit on the same divan with me eating with me when I ate and drinking when I drank. But, every day, he was absent from dawn till noon, when he came back bringing with him a purse of a thousand dinars, which he laid by my side, and sat down; and he ceased not so doing for a great while, till I amassed much wealth, wherewith, O Commander of the Faithful, I purchased houses and lands, and I planted gardens and I bought me white slaves and negroes and concubines. Now it came to pass one day, as I sat in my shop, with the ape sitting at my side on the same carpet, behold, he began to turn right and left, and I said to myself, ‘What aileth the beast?’ Then Allah made the ape speak with a ready tongue, and he said to me, ‘O Abu Mohammed!’ Now when I heard him speak, I was sore afraid; but he said to me, ‘Fear not; I will tell thee my case. I am a Marid of the Jinn and came to thee because of thy poor estate; but today thou knowest not the amount of thy wealth; and now I have need of thee and if thou do my will, it shall be well for thee.’ I asked, ‘What is it?’ and he answered, ‘I have a mind to marry thee to a girl like the full moon.’ Quoth I, ‘How so?’; and quoth he, ‘Tomorrow don thou thy richest dress and mount thy mule, with the saddle of gold and ride to the Haymarket. There enquire for the shop of the Sharif[FN#234] and sit down beside him and say to him, ‘I come to thee as a suitor craving thy daughter’s hand.’ ‘If he say to thee, ‘Thou hast neither cash nor rank nor family’; pull out a thousand dinars and give them to him, and if he ask more, give him more and tempt him with money.’ Whereto I replied, ‘To hear is to obey; I will do thy bidding, Inshallah!’ So on the next morning I donned my richest clothes, mounted my she mule with trappings of gold and rode to the Haymarket where I asked for the Sharif’s shop, and finding him there seated, alighted and saluted him and seated myself beside him”—And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.

 

When it was the Three Hundred and Third Night, She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that Abu Mohammed Lazybones continued: “So I alighted and, saluting him, seated myself beside him, and my Mamelukes and negro-slaves stood before me. Said the Sharif, ‘Haply, thou hast some business with us which we may have pleasure of transacting?’ Replied I, ‘Yes, I have business with thee.’ Asked he, ‘And what is it?’; and I answered, ‘I come to thee as a suitor for thy daughter’s hand.’

So he said, ‘Thou hast neither cash nor rank nor family;’

whereupon I pulled him out a purse of a thousand dinars, red gold, and said to him, ‘This is my rank[FN#235] and my family; and he (whom Allah bless and keep!) hath said, The best of ranks is wealth. And how well quoth the poet, ‘Whoso two dithams hath, his lips have learnt * Speech of all kinds with eloquence bedight:

Draw near[FN#236] his brethren and crave ear of him, And him thou seest haught in pride-full height: Were ‘t not for dirhams wherein glories he, Hadst found him ‘mid man kind in sorry plight.

When richard errs in words they all reply, * “Sooth thou hast spoken and hast said aright!”

When pauper speaketh truly all reply * ‘Thou liest;’ and they hold his sayings light.[FN#237]

Verily dirhams in earth’s every stead * Clothe men with rank and make them fair to sight

Gold is the very tongue of eloquence; * Gold is the best of arms for might who’d fight!’

 

Now when the Sharif heard these my words and understood my verse, he bowed his head awhile groundwards then raising it, said, ‘If it must be so, I will have of thee other three thousand gold pieces.’ ‘I hear and I obey,’ answered I, and sent one of my Mamelukes home for the money. As soon as he came back with it, I handed it to the Sharif who, when he saw it in his hands, rose, and bidding his servants shut his shop, invited his brother merchants of the bazar the wedding; after which he carried me to his house and wrote out my contract of marriage with his daughter saying to me, ‘After ten days, I will bring thee to pay her the first visit.’ So I went home rejoicing and, shutting myself up with the ape, told him what had passed; and he said ‘Thou hast done well.’ Now when the time appointed by the Sharif drew near, the ape said to me, ‘There is a thing I would have thee do for me; and thou shalt have of me (when it is done) whatso thou wilt.’ I asked, ‘What is that?’ and he answered, ‘At the upper end of the chamber wherein thou shalt meet thy bride, the Sharif’s daughter, stands a cabinet, on whose door is a ring-padlock of copper and the keys under it. Take the keys and open the cabinet in which thou shalt find a coffer of iron with four flags, which are talismans, at its corners; and in its midst stands a brazen basin full of money, wherein is tied a white cock with a cleft comb; while on one side of the coffer are eleven serpents and on the other a knife. Take the knife and slaughter the cock; cut away the flags and upset the chest, then go back to the bride and do away her maidenhead. This is what I have to ask of thee.’ ‘Hearkening and obedience,’ answered I, and betook myself to the house of the Sharif. So as soon as I entered the bride-chamber, I looked for the cabinet and found it even as the ape had described it. Then I went in unto the bride and marvelled at her beauty and loveliness and stature and symmetrical-grace, for indeed they were such as no tongue can set forth. I rejoiced in her with exceeding joy; and in the middle of the night, when my bride slept, I rose and, taking the keys, opened the cabinet.

Then I seized the knife and slew the cock and threw down the flags and upset the coffer, whereupon the girl awoke and, seeing the closet open and the cock with cut throat, exclaimed, ‘There is no Majesty and there is no Might save in Allah, the Glorious, the Great! The Marid hath got hold of me!’ Hardly had she made an end of speaking, when the Marid swooped down upon the house and, snatching up the bride, flew away with her; whereupon there arose a mighty clamour and behold, in came the Sharif, buffetting his face and crying, ‘O Abu Mohammed, what is this deed thou hast done? Is it thus thou requiitest us? I made this talisman in the cabinet fearing for my daughter from this accursed one who, for these six years, hath sought to steal-away the girl, but could not. But now there is no more abiding for thee with us, so wend thy ways.’ Thereupon I went forth and returned to my own house, where I made search for the ape but could not find him nor any trace of him; whereby I knew that it was he who was the Marid, and that he had carried off my wife and had tricked me into destroying the talisman and the cock, the two things which hindered him from taking her, and I repented, rending my raiment and cuffing my face. And there was no land but was straitened upon me; so I made for the desert forthright and ceased not wandering on till night overtook me, for I knew not whither I was going. And whilst I was deep in sad thought behold, I met two serpents, one tawny and the other white, and they were fighting to kill each other. So I took up a stone and with one cast slew the tawny serpent, which was the aggressor; whereupon the white serpent glided away and was absent for a while, but presently she returned accompanied by ten other white serpents which glided up to the dead serpent and tore her in pieces, so that only the head was left. Then they went their ways and I fell prostrate for weariness