mlp my dream world, joe bresina [popular ebook readers TXT] 📗

was cut to 5:00 and it was 4:30 when i got home. i told celestia to sound the alarms and when she sounded them everyone was in panic they were running to get their weapons they were finishing their traps and i went to my speech i got on the platform and as i started they were spotted "freinds family ponys and humans today we are here to fight not for our freedom but today we fight for the freedom of everything in this world we might not win but if we do we will be looked at as heros today we fight for glory today we fight as a family, today we FIGHT FOR CANTERLOT!" everyone screamed to life got their weapons and then the hirerarchy as i planned grounded them to the tnt that steve from minecraft planted but nothing happened "steve the tnt didn't go off." "i'l have to manually activate it." "no thats suicide." a bomb right next to us went off "i know." he ran out there "STEVE!!!!!!." he ran out mined down and planted redstone and activated it the last i remember was him waving and it blew a quarter of them up "TUROK give me that nuke." he gave it to me i blew one up and about 300 of them froze then died it was bloodshed like equestria never seen but it had to be stopped comander kyoto from defender game got out there and blasting with a judgement i beleive now half of the unsc and all other forces were destroyed i tried to stop using this weapon but it was time "everyone retreat to the bunker we killed enough of them to end it here it is time." they looked horrified but obeyed my order we got inside celestias shield and headed for the bunker the sentries i ordered by docter whooves were also inside we got inside the bunker and just in time because just as we closed the door.....the nuke went off. it destroyed any changling out there when we got the ok that it was clean we went out and chrystalis was waiting "you.....i still repaid you for almost having me kill luna." she scoffed at me "really your still mad about that?" i stared blankly holding a chronoscepter to her face (those who don't know chronoscepter is from turok the dinosaur hunter.) "well you win but i still thought i would've made it." we all scoffed "listen you queen ***** you almost wiped out an entire kingdom now unless you my bad side get the **** out of here." "easy duke not yet." "ok you win but only because you have giant limbering monkey with a tank top." duke looked ready to tear her limb from limb "OK YOU JUST ****ed WITH DUKE NUKEM." he said as she teleported i went with everyone to the bunker where vinyl and everypony else was and they walked out but the thing is.......i didn't see vinyl. "octavia where is vinyl?" she looked a little guilty "i.....helped her escape form this place." "YOU WHAT." "i created a distraction and she picked the lock she was convinced she could help you." "hi guys." "STEVE you must have respawned." "yeah and i seen a white horse with blue hair walking around." i looked at him in disbeleive "you didn't stop her?" "no and how do you know it was a her?" "because that's MY WIFE YOU IGNORAMUS." "oh sorry." he looked sad "it's ok you didn't know." i asked shining armour to watch canterlot for her

 

and so that is the story of how canterlot almost fell

another date

this is the day that i take vinyl to the tree of harmony for our date.Its also my birthday of when i came to equestria i hope nothing goes wrong. "hey joe ready for our date tonight?" "yeah i'm just worried that something is going to happen." she started snickering "hm? whats so funny?" she cleared her throught as if she had a secret "um uh nothing." i looked at her funny and said "hmmm ok but you know we shouldn't keep secrets. we are married after all." she just looked at me as if saying 'i don't give a ****.'

 

 

later that night

 

it's time for the date vinyl gets the monster truck and we head over it looks pretty nice since the mane 6 brought it back "ok *snicker* lets get set up." i look at her with a face that asks 'why are you keeping secrets' but when i see what pops out all around us i scream like a maniac "SURPRISE!" "HOLY PEANUTS ON A HEAD HOPPER OF A *giberish*." i fell to the ground scared as a mother "HAHAHAHA AND THATS WHY I WAS SNICKERING happy birthday joe." i looked at the crowd and seen everyone here skullkid,blakethebronie,everyone in pony ville and so on i was happy they remembered even though they scared me half to death "so i take it vinyl had something to do with this?" "yeah she came to me and said that she and you were going on a date and she wanted us to hide but i thought i wont beable to prepare and-" i stopped her "ok pinkie i get it." so after everything settled down we partyed with dj pon-3 music and i went home tired as a muther

my speacials

 ok i am going t be doing speacials but I need the names i am looking them up and putting them here names are

 

 

holoween:nightmare night

christmas:hearth's warming eve

thanksgiving is also kinda hearths warming eve but idk if i can do the play

groundhog day is just that no change

valentines day:hearts and hooves day

march 20th spring begins aka:winter wrap up

sorry no easter

june 15 fathers day

17 to 21 of july in that area i have vacation up in gordan flowage

august 18 is my bd

september 7th is:grandponys day as i call it

september 22:i am calling this getting ready for winter no official name yet

 

thats all the holidays i can think of

my first night mare night

 ok so this is the special of night mare night i am currently in my world thinking of what to wear/do aside from the prank so here we go

 

 

it began like any normal day in october getting ready for holloween in my world and nightmare night in the other and also attemping to figure out what i could do for winter wrap up i know that it is early to think about it but better early than never as i kinda usually say....but anyway i went to equestria with an idea for my costume ok so i thought since i still had the armour from my battle with the covanant i could be myself in spartan form and i went to work with the projecter i went over to twilights house in hopes that she would be able to make something for me as she did make a car and monster truck for me and vinyl so i went over "hey twilight." she looked at me like she was ready to attack "hey joe listen i have to m-m-m-make a freindship report i have'nt done one in weeks i need to give celestia something or i am going to be late and-" just hen spike came in with his mouth puffed and puffed a bunch of letters onto twilight and she said "ohhhh holy celestia thanks spike i really hate that." i looked at her funny "ok i know it looks rediculous but-" "i already know no need to explain i was hoping you would be able to make a projecter so i could use animated images to project and make a projection of nightmare moon as a prank." she looked a little worried "ok i can try i have been practicing just a sec." she made a projecter with everything and i thanked her and went on my way.next i had to go to my house-er me and vinyls house seeing as we were married and octavia was living with us sorta anyway i had to check to see if the sound system was going good for the concert tonight i will put the names here i gave them the equipment and are getting ready ablueskittle    bronydanceparty    mic the microphone     woodentoaster these guys are real this was just their pony selves but anyway to vinyls "hey hon are the sound systems ready for our concert on nightmare night with the guys?" "yeah it is just doing some tests and trying to be as quiet as possible for tavi." i looked surprised "wow never thought i would hear those words." "well i thought since i am married i should start acting like it." again surprised "alright well i better go see how the stage is going see you later babe." "yep see you too." i kissed her and went to check on the stage

 

i arrived at the stage and the guys looked like they were doing just fine "hey guys so hows the stage going?" they were hard at work "going just fine joe but uh i need to leave in an hour for work at the rf." i knew exactly what he meant but i didn't like it "you know that place is going to go down at some point i heard someone saying they want to protest." "i don't care they can sue for all i care i ain't ending until the last day of my life." i looked disappointed but continued "anyways how is the stage going woodentoaster?" "it's going just fine joe all i can say is this is gonna be awesome." i looked happy to see that it was going good but disappointed in bronydanceparty for not reconsidering taking that monsterosity of