Rodney Stone, Arthur Conan Doyle [e reader comics .txt] 📗

been added to a face which had always been grotesquely ugly, and had been crushed and smashed in addition by many a blow. I had noticed this creature at the beginning of the meal, leaning his chest against the edge of the table as if its support was a welcome one, and feebly picking at the food which was placed before him. Gradually, however, as his neighbours plied him with drink, his shoulders grew squarer, his back stiffened, his eyes brightened, and he looked about him, with an air of surprise at first, as if he had no clear recollection of how he came there, and afterwards with an expression of deepening interest, as he listened, with his ear scooped up in his hand, to the conversation around him.

“That’s old Buckhorse,” whispered Champion Harrison. “He was just the same as that when I joined the ring twenty years ago. Time was when he was the terror of London.”

“‘E was so,” said Bill Warr. “‘E would fight like a stag, and ‘e was that ‘ard that ‘e would let any swell knock ‘im down for ‘alf-a- crown. ‘E ‘ad no face to spoil, d’ye see, for ‘e was always the ugliest man in England. But ‘e’s been on the shelf now for near sixty years, and it cost ‘im many a beatin’ before ‘e could understand that ‘is strength was slippin’ away from ‘im.”

“Youth will be served, masters,” droned the old man, shaking his head miserably.

“Fill up ‘is glass,” said Warr. “‘Ere, Tom, give old Buckhorse a sup o’ liptrap. Warm his ‘eart for ‘im.”

The old man poured a glass of neat gin down his shrivelled throat, and the effect upon him was extraordinary. A light glimmered in each of his dull eyes, a tinge of colour came into his wax-like cheeks, and, opening his toothless mouth, he suddenly emitted a peculiar, bell-like, and most musical cry. A hoarse roar of laughter from all the company answered it, and flushed faces craned over each other to catch a glimpse of the veteran.

“There’s Buckhorse!” they cried. “Buckhorse is comin’ round again.”

“You can laugh if you vill, masters,” he cried, in his Lewkner Lane dialect, holding up his two thin, vein-covered hands. “It von’t be long that you’ll be able to see my crooks vich ‘ave been on Figg’s conk, and on Jack Broughton’s, and on ‘Arry Gray’s, and many another good fightin’ man that was millin’ for a livin’ before your fathers could eat pap.”

The company laughed again, and encouraged the old man by half-derisive and half-affectionate cries.

“Let ‘em ‘ave it, Buckhorse! Give it ‘em straight! Tell us how the millin’ coves did it in your time.”

The old gladiator looked round him in great contempt.

“Vy, from vot I see,” he cried, in his high, broken treble, “there’s some on you that ain’t fit to flick a fly from a joint o’ meat. You’d make werry good ladies’ maids, the most of you, but you took the wrong turnin’ ven you came into the ring.”

“Give ‘im a wipe over the mouth,” said a hoarse voice.

“Joe Berks,” said Jackson, “I’d save the hangman the job of breaking your neck if His Royal Highness wasn’t in the room.”

“That’s as it may be, guv’nor,” said the half-drunken ruffian, staggering to his feet. “If I’ve said anything wot isn’t genelmanlike—”

“Sit down, Berks!” cried my uncle, with such a tone of command that the fellow collapsed into his chair.

“Vy, vitch of you would look Tom Slack in the face?” piped the old fellow; “or Jack Broughton?—him vot told the old Dook of Cumberland that all he vanted vas to fight the King o’ Proosia’s guard, day by day, year in, year out, until ‘e ‘ad worked out the whole regiment of ‘em—and the smallest of ‘em six foot long. There’s not more’n a few of you could ‘it a dint in a pat o’ butter, and if you gets a smack or two it’s all over vith you. Vich among you could get up again after such a vipe as the Eytalian Gondoleery cove gave to Bob Vittaker?”

“What was that, Buckhorse?” cried several voices.

“‘E came over ‘ere from voreign parts, and ‘e was so broad ‘e ‘ad to come edgewise through the doors. ‘E ‘ad so, upon my davy! ‘E was that strong that wherever ‘e ‘it the bone had got to go; and when ‘e’d cracked a jaw or two it looked as though nothing in the country could stan’ against him. So the King ‘e sent one of his genelmen down to Figg and he said to him: ”Ere’s a cove vot cracks a bone every time ‘e lets vly, and it’ll be little credit to the Lunnon boys if they lets ‘im get avay vithout a vacking.’ So Figg he ups, and he says, ‘I do not know, master, but he may break one of ‘is countrymen’s jawbones vid ‘is vist, but I’ll bring ‘im a Cockney lad and ‘e shall not be able to break ‘is jawbone with a sledge ‘ammer.’ I was with Figg in Slaughter’s coffee-‘ouse, as then vas, ven ‘e says this to the King’s genelman, and I goes so, I does!” Again he emitted the curious bell-like cry, and again the Corinthians and the fighting-men laughed and applauded him.

“His Royal Highness—that is, the Earl of Chester—would be glad to hear the end of your story, Buckhorse,” said my uncle, to whom the Prince had been whispering.

“Vell, your R’yal ‘Ighness, it vas like this. Ven the day came round, all the volk came to Figg’s Amphitheatre, the same that vos in Tottenham Court, an’ Bob Vittaker ‘e vos there, and the Eytalian Gondoleery cove ‘e vas there, and all the purlitest, genteelest crowd that ever vos, twenty thousand of ‘em, all sittin’ with their ‘eads like purtaties on a barrer, banked right up round the stage, and me there to pick up Bob, d’ye see, and Jack Figg ‘imself just for fair play to do vot was right by the cove from voreign parts. They vas packed all round, the folks was, but down through the middle of ‘em was a passage just so as the gentry could come through to their seats, and the stage it vas of wood, as the custom then vas, and a man’s ‘eight above the ‘eads of the people. Vell, then, ven Bob was put up opposite this great Eytalian man I says ‘Slap ‘im in the vind, Bob,’ ‘cos I could see vid ‘alf an eye that he vas as puffy as a cheesecake; so Bob he goes in, and as he comes the vorriner let ‘im ‘ave it amazin’ on the conk. I ‘eard the thump of it, and I kind o’ velt somethin’ vistle past me, but ven I looked there vas the Eytalian a feelin’ of ‘is muscles in the middle o’ the stage, and as to Bob, there vern’t no sign’ of ‘im at all no more’n if ‘e’d never been.”

His audience was riveted by the old prizefighter’s story. “Well,” cried a dozen voices, “what then, Buckhorse: ‘ad ‘e swallowed ‘im, or what?”

“Yell, boys, that vas vat I wondered, when sudden I seed two legs a-stickin’ up out o’ the crowd a long vay off, just like these two vingers, d’ye see, and I knewed they vas Bob’s legs, seein’ that ‘e ‘ad kind o’ yellow small clothes vid blue ribbons—vich blue vas ‘is colour—at the knee. So they up-ended ‘im, they did, an’ they made a lane for ‘im an’ cheered ‘im to give ‘im ‘eart, though ‘e never lacked for that. At virst ‘e vas that dazed that ‘e didn’t know if ‘e vas in church or in ‘Orsemonger Gaol; but ven I’d bit ‘is two ears ‘e shook ‘isself together. ‘Ve’ll try it again, Buck,’ says ‘e. ‘The mark!’ says I. And ‘e vinked all that vas left o’ one eye. So the Eytalian ‘e lets swing again, but Bob ‘e jumps inside an’ ‘e lets ‘im ‘ave it plumb square on the meat safe as ‘ard as ever the Lord would let ‘im put it in.”

“Well? Well?”

“Vell, the Eytalian ‘e got a touch of the gurgles, an’ ‘e shut ‘imself right up like a two-foot rule. Then ‘e pulled ‘imself straight, an’ ‘e gave the most awful Glory Allelujah screech as ever you ‘eard. Off ‘e jumps from the stage an’ down the passage as ‘ard as ‘is ‘oofs would carry ‘im. Up jumps the ‘ole crowd, and after ‘im as ‘ard as they could move for laughin’. They vas lyin’ in the kennel three deep all down Tottenham Court road wid their ‘ands to their sides just vit to break themselves in two. Vell, ve chased ‘im down ‘Olburn, an’ down Fleet Street, an’ down Cheapside, an’ past the ‘Change, and on all the vay to Voppin’ an’ we only catched ‘im in the shippin’ office, vere ‘e vas askin’ ‘ow soon ‘e could get a passage to voreign parts.”

There was much laughter and clapping of glasses upon the table at the conclusion of old Buckhorse’s story, and I saw the Prince of Wales hand something to the waiter, who brought it round and slipped it into the skinny hand of the veteran, who spat upon it before thrusting it into his pocket. The table had in the meanwhile been cleared, and was now studded with bottles and glasses, while long clay pipes and tobacco-boxes were handed round. My uncle never smoked, thinking that the habit might darken his teeth, but many of the Corinthians, and the Prince amongst the first of them, set the example of lighting up. All restraint had been done away with, and the prizefighters, flushed with wine, roared across the tables to each other, or shouted their greetings to friends at the other end of the room. The amateurs, falling into the humour of their company, were hardly less noisy, and loudly debated the merits of the different men, criticizing their styles of fighting before their faces, and making bets upon the results of future matches.

In the midst of the uproar there was an imperative rap upon the table, and my uncle rose to speak. As he stood with his pale, calm face and fine figure, I had never seen him to greater advantage, for he seemed, with all his elegance, to have a quiet air of domination amongst these fierce fellows, like a huntsman walking carelessly through a springing and yapping pack. He expressed his pleasure at seeing so many good sportsmen under one roof, and acknowledged the honour which had been done both to his guests and himself by the presence there that night of the illustrious personage whom he should refer to as the Earl of Chester. He was sorry that the season prevented him from placing game upon the table, but there was so much sitting round it that it would perhaps be hardly missed (cheers and laughter). The sports of the ring had, in his opinion, tended to that contempt of pain and of danger which had contributed so much in the past to the safety of the country, and which might, if what he heard was true, be very quickly needed once more. If an enemy landed upon our shores it was then that, with our small army, we should be forced to fall back upon native valour trained into hardihood by the practice and contemplation of manly sports. In time of peace also the rules of the ring had been of service in enforcing the principles of fair play, and in turning public opinion against that use of the knife or of the boot which was so common in foreign countries. He begged, therefore, to drink “Success to the Fancy,” coupled with the name of John Jackson, who might stand as a type of all that