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bought second-hand carriages; so after I’d tried in vain to get hold of him by other means, I wrote him a letter in an assumed name, saying that I’d got a horse and shay to dispose of, and would drive down next day that he might view the lot, and make an offer - very reasonable it was, I said - a reg’lar bargain.

Straw and me then went off to a friend of mine that’s in the livery and job business, and hired a turn-out for the day, a precious smart turn-out it was - quite a slap-up thing! Down we drove, accordingly, with a friend (who’s not in the Force himself); and leaving my friend in the shay near a public-house, to take care of the horse, we went to the factory, which was some little way off.

In the factory, there was a number of strong fellows at work, and after reckoning ‘em up, it was clear to me that it wouldn’t do to try it on there. They were too many for us. We must get our man out of doors. “Mr. Fikey at home?” “No, he ain’t.” “Expected home soon?” “Why, no, not soon.” “Ah! Is his brother here?”

“I’M his brother.” “Oh! well, this is an ill-conwenience, this is.

I wrote him a letter yesterday, saying I’d got a little turn-out to dispose of, and I’ve took the trouble to bring the turn-out down a’

purpose, and now he ain’t in the way.” “No, he ain’t in the way.

You couldn’t make it convenient to call again, could you?” “Why, no, I couldn’t. I want to sell; that’s the fact; and I can’t put it off. Could you find him anywheres?” At first he said No, he couldn’t, and then he wasn’t sure about it, and then he’d go and try. So at last he went up-stairs, where there was a sort of loft, and presently down comes my man himself in his shirt-sleeves.

 

‘“Well,” he says, “this seems to be rayther a pressing matter of yours.” “Yes,” I says, “it IS rayther a pressing matter, and you’ll find it a bargain - dirt cheap.” “I ain’t in partickler want of a bargain just now,” he says, “but where is it?” “Why,” I says, “the turn-out’s just outside. Come and look at it.” He hasn’t any suspicions, and away we go. And the first thing that happens is, that the horse runs away with my friend (who knows no more of driving than a child) when he takes a little trot along the road to show his paces. You never saw such a game in your life!

 

‘When the bolt is over, and the turn-out has come to a standstill again, Fikey walks round and round it as grave as a judge - me too.

“There, sir!” I says. “There’s a neat thing!” “It ain’t a bad style of thing,” he says. “I believe you,” says I. “And there’s a horse!” - for I saw him looking at it. “Rising eight!” I says, rubbing his fore-legs. (Bless you, there ain’t a man in the world knows less of horses than I do, but I’d heard my friend at the Livery Stables say he was eight year old, so I says, as knowing as possible, “Rising eight.”) “Rising eight, is he?” says he.

“Rising eight,” says I. “Well,” he says, “what do you want for it?” “Why, the first and last figure for the whole concern is five-and-twenty pound!” “That’s very cheap!” he says, looking at me. “Ain’t it?” I says. “I told you it was a bargain! Now, without any higgling and haggling about it, what I want is to sell, and that’s my price. Further, I’ll make it easy to you, and take half the money down, and you can do a bit of stiff (1) for the balance.”

 

” Well,” he says again, “that’s very cheap.” “I believe you,” says I; “get in and try it, and you’ll buy it. Come! take a trial!”

 

‘Ecod, he gets in, and we get in, and we drive along the road, to show him to one of the railway clerks that was hid in the public-house window to identify him. But the clerk was bothered, and didn’t know whether it was him, or wasn’t - because the reason why?

I’ll tell you, - on account of his having shaved his whiskers.

“It’s a clever little horse,” he says, “and trots well; and the shay runs light.” “Not a doubt about it,” I says. “And now, Mr.

Fikey, I may as well make it all right, without wasting any more of your time. The fact is, I’m Inspector Wield, and you’re my prisoner.” “You don’t mean that?” he says. “I do, indeed.” “Then burn my body,” says Fikey, “if this ain’t TOO bad!”

 

‘Perhaps you never saw a man so knocked over with surprise. “I hope you’ll let me have my coat?” he says. “By all means.” “Well, then, let’s drive to the factory.” “Why, not exactly that, I think,” said I; “I’ve been there, once before, to-day. Suppose we send for it.” He saw it was no go, so he sent for it, and put it on, and we drove him up to London, comfortable.’

 

This reminiscence is in the height of its success, when a general proposal is made to the fresh-complexioned, smooth-faced officer, with the strange air of simplicity, to tell the ‘Butcher’s Story.’

 

The fresh-complexioned, smooth-faced officer, with the strange air of simplicity, began with a rustic smile, and in a soft, wheedling tone of voice, to relate the Butcher’s Story, thus: ‘It’s just about six years ago, now, since information was given at Scotland Yard of there being extensive robberies of lawns and silks going on, at some wholesale houses in the City. Directions were given for the business being looked into; and Straw, and Fendall, and me, we were all in it.’

 

‘When you received your instructions,’ said we, ‘you went away, and held a sort of Cabinet Council together!’

 

The smooth-faced officer coaxingly replied, ‘Ye-es. Just so. We turned it over among ourselves a good deal. It appeared, when we went into it, that the goods were sold by the receivers extraordinarily cheap - much cheaper than they could have been if they had been honestly come by. The receivers were in the trade, and kept capital shops - establishments of the first respectability - one of ‘em at the West End, one down in Westminster. After a lot of watching and inquiry, and this and that among ourselves, we found that the job was managed, and the purchases of the stolen goods made, at a little public-house near Smithfield, down by Saint Bartholomew’s; where the Warehouse Porters, who were the thieves, took ‘em for that purpose, don’t you see? and made appointments to meet the people that went between themselves and the receivers.

This public-house was principally used by journeymen butchers from the country, out of place, and in want of situations; so, what did we do, but - ha, ha, ha! - we agreed that I should be dressed up like a butcher myself, and go and live there!’

 

Never, surely, was a faculty of observation better brought to bear upon a purpose, than that which picked out this officer for the part. Nothing in all creation could have suited him better. Even while he spoke, he became a greasy, sleepy, shy, good-natured, chuckle-headed, unsuspicious, and confiding young butcher. His very hair seemed to have suet in it, as he made it smooth upon his head, and his fresh complexion to be lubricated by large quantities of animal food.

 

‘ - So I - ha, ha, ha!’ (always with the confiding snigger of the foolish young butcher) ‘so I dressed myself in the regular way, made up a little bundle of clothes, and went to the public-house, and asked if I could have a lodging there? They says, “yes, you can have a lodging here,” and I got a bedroom, and settled myself down in the tap. There was a number of people about the place, and coming backwards and forwards to the house; and first one says, and then another says, “Are you from the country, young man?” “Yes,” I says, “I am. I’m come out of Northamptonshire, and I’m quite lonely here, for I don’t know London at all, and it’s such a mighty big town.” “It IS a big town,” they says. “Oh, it’s a VERY big town!” I says. “Really and truly I never was in such a town. It quite confuses of me!” and all that, you know.

 

‘When some of the journeymen Butchers that used the house, found that I wanted a place, they says, “Oh, we’ll get you a place!” And they actually took me to a sight of places, in Newgate Market, Newport Market, Clare, Carnaby - I don’t know where all. But the wages was - ha, ha, ha! - was not sufficient, and I never could suit myself, don’t you see? Some of the queer frequenters of the house were a little suspicious of me at first, and I was obliged to be very cautious indeed how I communicated with Straw or Fendall.

Sometimes, when I went out, pretending to stop and look into the shop windows, and just casting my eye round, I used to see some of ‘em following me; but, being perhaps better accustomed than they thought for, to that sort of thing, I used to lead ‘em on as far as I thought necessary or convenient - sometimes a long way - and then turn sharp round, and meet ‘em, and say, “Oh, dear, how glad I am to come upon you so fortunate! This London’s such a place, I’m blowed if I ain’t lost again!” And then we’d go back all together, to the public-house, and - ha, ha, ha! and smoke our pipes, don’t you see?

 

‘They were very attentive to me, I am sure. It was a common thing, while I was living there, for some of ‘em to take me out, and show me London. They showed me the Prisons - showed me Newgate - and when they showed me Newgate, I stops at the place where the Porters pitch their loads, and says, “Oh dear, is this where they hang the men? Oh Lor!” “That!” they says, “what a simple cove he is! THAT

ain’t it!” And then, they pointed out which WAS it, and I says “Lor!” and they says, “Now you’ll know it agen, won’t you?” And I said I thought I should if I tried hard - and I assure you I kept a sharp look out for the City Police when we were out in this way, for if any of ‘em had happened to know me, and had spoke to me, it would have been all up in a minute. However, by good luck such a thing never happened, and all went on quiet: though the difficulties I had in communicating with my brother officers were quite extraordinary.

 

‘The stolen goods that were brought to the public-house by the Warehouse Porters, were always disposed of in a back parlour. For a long time, I never could get into this parlour, or see what was done there. As I sat smoking my pipe, like an innocent young chap, by the tap-room fire, I’d hear some of the parties to the robbery, as they came in and out, say softly to the landlord, “Who’s that?

What does HE do here?” “Bless your soul,” says the landlord, “he’s only a” - ha, ha, ha! - “he’s only a green young fellow from the country, as is looking for a butcher’s sitiwation. Don’t mind HIM!” So, in course of time, they were so convinced of my being green, and got to be so

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