Beautiful Joe, Marshall Saunders [historical books to read .TXT] 📗
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About a week after Billy left us, the Morris family, much to its
surprise, became the owner of a new dog. He walked into the house one
cold, wintry afternoon and lay calmly down by the fire. He was a
brindled bull-terrier, and he had on a silver-plated collar with "Dandy"
engraved on it. He lay all the evening by the fire, and when any of the
family spoke to him, he wagged his tail, and looked pleased. I growled a
little at him at first, but he never cared a bit, and just dozed off to
sleep, so I soon stopped.
He was such a well-bred dog, that the Morrises were afraid that some one
had lost him. They made some inquiries the next day, and found that he
belonged to a New York gentleman who had come to Fairport in the summer
in a yacht. This dog did not like the yacht. He came ashore in a boat
whenever he got a chance, and if he could not come in a boat, he would
swim. He was a tramp, his master said, and he wouldn't stay long in any
place, The Morrises were so amused with his impudence, that they did not
send him away, but said every day, "Surely he will be gone to-morrow."
However, Mr. Dandy had gotten into comfortable quarters, and he had no
intention of changing them, for a while at least. Then he was very
handsome, and had such a pleasant way with him, that the family could
not help liking him. I never cared for him. He fawned on the Morrises,
and pretended he loved them, and afterward turned around and laughed and
sneered at them in a way that made me very angry. I used to lecture him
sometimes, and growl about him to Jim, but Jim always said, "Let him
alone. You can't do him any good. He was born bad. His mother wasn't
good. He tells me that she had a bad name among all the dogs in her
neighborhood. She was a thief and a runaway." Though he provoked me so
often, yet I could not help laughing at some of his stories, they were
so funny.
We were lying out in the sun, on the platform at the back of the house,
one day, and he had been more than usually provoking, so I got up to
leave him. He put himself in my way, however, and said, coaxingly,
"Don't be cross, old fellow. I'll tell you some stories to amuse you,
old boy. What shall they be about?"
"I think the story of your life would be about as interesting as
anything you could make up," I said, dryly.
"All right, fact or fiction, whichever you like. Here's a fact, plain
and unvarnished. Born and bred in New York. Swell stable. Swell
coachman. Swell master. Jewelled fingers of ladies poking at me, first
thing I remember. First painful experience--being sent to vet. to have
ears cut."
"What's a vet.?" I said.
"A veterinary--animal doctor. Vet. didn't cut ears enough. Master sent
me back. Cut ears again. Summer time, and flies bad. Ears got sore and
festered, flies very attentive. Coachman set little boy to brush flies
off, but he'd run out in yard and leave me. Flies awful. Thought they'd
eat me up, or else I'd shake out brains trying to get rid of them.
Mother should have stayed home and licked my ears, but was cruising
about neighborhood. Finally coachman put me in dark place, powdered
ears, and they got well."
"Why didn't they cut your tail, too?" I said, looking at his long, slim
tail, which was like a sewer rat's.
"'Twasn't the fashion, Mr. Wayback; a bull-terrier's ears are clipped to
keep them from getting torn while fighting."
"You're not a fighting dog," I said.
"Not I. Too much trouble. I believe in taking things easy."
"I should think you did," I said, scornfully. "You never put yourself
out for any one, I notice; but, speaking of cropping ears, what do you
think of it?"
"Well," he said, with a sly glance at my head, "it isn't a pleasant
operation; but one might as well be out of the world as out of the
fashion. I don't care, now my ears are done."
"But," I said, "think of the poor dogs that will come after you."
"What difference does that make to me?" he said. "I'll be dead and out
of the way. Men can cut off their ears, and tails, and legs, too, if
they want to."
"Dandy," I said, angrily, "you're the most selfish dog that I ever saw."
"Don't excite yourself," he said, coolly. "Let me get on with my story.
When I was a few months old, I began to find the stable yard narrow, and
wondered what there was outside of it. I discovered a hole in the garden
wall, and used to sneak out nights. Oh, what fun it was. I got to know a
lot of street dogs, and we had gay times, barking under people's windows
and making them mad, and getting into back yards and chasing cats. We
used to kill a cat nearly every night. Policeman would chase us, and we
would run and run till the water just ran off our tongues, and we hadn't
a bit of breath left. Then I'd go home and sleep all day, and go out
again the next night. When I was about a year old, I began to stay out
days as well as nights. They couldn't keep me home. Then I ran away for
three months. I got with an old lady on Fifth Avenue, who was very fond
of dogs. She had four white poodles, and her servants used to wash them,
and tie up their hair with blue ribbons, and she used to take them for
drives in her phaeton in the park, and they wore gold and silver
collars. The biggest poodle wore a ruby in his collar worth five hundred
dollars. I went driving, too, and sometimes we met my master. He often
smiled, and shook his head at me. I heard him tell the coachman one day
that I was a little blackguard, and he was to let me come and go as I
liked."
"If they had whipped you soundly," I said, "it might have made a good
dog of you."
"I'm good enough now," said Dandy, airily. "The young ladies who drove
with my master used to say that it was priggish and tiresome to be too
good. To go on with my story: I stayed with Mrs. Judge Tibbett till I
got sick of her fussy ways. She made a simpleton of herself over those
poodles. Each one had a high chair at the table, and a plate, and they
always sat in these chairs and had meals with her, and the servants all
called them Master Bijou, and Master Tot, and Miss Tiny, and Miss Fluff.
One day they tried to make me sit in a chair, and I got cross and bit
Mrs. Tibbett, and she beat me cruelly, and her servants stoned me away
from the house."
"Speaking about fools, Dandy," I said, "if it is polite to call a lady
one, I should say that that lady was one. Dogs shouldn't be put out of
their place. Why didn't she have some poor children at her table, and in
her carriage, and let the dogs run behind?"
"Easy to see you don't know New York," said Dandy, with a laugh. "Poor
children don't live with rich, old ladies. Mrs. Tibbett hated children,
anyway. Then dogs like poodles would get lost in the mud, or killed in
the crowd if they ran behind a carriage. Only knowing dogs like me can
make their way about." I rather doubted this speech; but I said nothing,
and he went on, patronizingly: "However, Joe, thou hast reason, as the
French say. Mrs. Judge Tibbett 'didn't' give her dogs exercise
enough. Their claws were as long as Chinamen's nails, and the hair grew
over their pads, and they had red eyes and were always sick, and she had
to dose them with medicine, and call them her poor, little,
'weeny-teeny, sicky-wicky doggies.' Bah! I got disgusted with her. When
I left her, I ran away to her niece's, Miss Ball's. She was a sensible
young lady, and she used to scold her aunt for the way in which she
brought up her dogs. She was almost too sensible, for her pug and I were
rubbed and scrubbed within an inch of our lives, and had to go for such
long walks that I got thoroughly sick of them. A woman, whom the
servants called Trotsey, came every morning, and took the pug and me by
our chains, and sometimes another dog or two, and took us for long
tramps in quiet streets. That was Trotsey's business, to walk dogs, and
Miss Ball got a great many fashionable young ladies who could not
exercise their dogs, to let Trotsey have them, and they said that it
made a great difference in the health and appearance of their pets.
Trotsey got fifteen cents an hour for a dog. Goodness, what appetites
those walks gave us, and didn't we make the dog biscuits disappear? But
it was a slow life at Miss Ball's. We only saw her for a little while
every day. She slept till noon. After lunch she played with us for a
little while in the greenhouse, then she was off driving or visiting,
and in the evening she always had company, or went to a dance, or to the
theatre. I soon made up my mind that I'd run away. I jumped out of a
window one fine morning, and ran home. I stayed there for a long time.
My mother had been run over by a cart and killed, and I wasn't sorry. My
master never bothered his head about me, and I could do as I liked. One
day when I was having a walk, and meeting a lot of dogs that I knew, a
little boy came behind me, and before I could tell what he was doing, he
had snatched me up, and was running off with me. I couldn't bite him,
for he had stuffed some of his rags in my mouth. He took me to a
tenement house, in a part of the city that I had never been in before.
He belonged to a very poor family. My faith, weren't they badly off--six
children, and a mother and father, all living in two tiny rooms.
Scarcely a bit of meat did I smell while I was there. I hated their
bread and molasses, and the place smelled so badly that I thought I
should choke.
"They kept me shut up in their dirty rooms for several days; and the
brat of a boy that caught me slept with his arm around me at night. The
weather was hot and sometimes we couldn't sleep, and they had to go up
on the roof. After a while, they chained me up in a filthy yard at the
back of the house, and there I thought I should go mad. I would have
liked to bite them all to death, if I had dared. It's awful to be
chained, especially for a dog like me that loves his freedom. The flies
worried me, and the noises distracted me, and my flesh would fairly
creep from getting no exercise. I was there nearly a month, while they
were waiting for a reward to be offered. But none came; and one day, the
boy's father, who was a street peddler, took me by my chain and led me
about the streets till he sold me. A gentleman got me for his little
boy, but I didn't like the look of him, so I sprang up and bit his hand,
and he dropped the chain, and I dodged boys and policemen, and finally
got home more dead than alive, and looking like a skeleton. I had a good
time for several weeks, and then I began to get restless and was off
again. But I'm getting tired; I want to go to sleep."
"You're not very polite," I said, "to offer to tell a story, and then go
to sleep before you finish it."
"Look out for number one, my boy," said Dandy, with a yawn; "for if you
don't, no one else will," and he shut his eyes and was fast asleep in a
few minutes.
I sat and looked at him. What a handsome, good-natured, worthless dog he
was. A few
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