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>[PIKE and ETHEL, surprised, turn to look.]
MARIANO

[calling to ETHEL as he enters]

A bandit of Russia, Mademoiselle! The soldiers think he hide in a grotto under the cliff!

[ALMERIC comes on rapidly from the hotel, carrying a shot-gun.]

ALMERIC

[enthusiastically, as he enters]

Oh, I say, fair sport, by Jove! Fair sport!

PIKE

[to ETHEL, indicating ALMERIC, chuckling]

I saw him on the road here—what's he meant for?

ALMERIC

Think I'll have a chance to pot the beggar, Michele?

[He joins MICHELE at balustrade.]

MICHELE

No, Signore, there are two companies of carabiniere.

[PIKE, delighted, chuckles aloud.]

ETHEL

[angry, calling]

Almeric!

ALMERIC

[turning]

Hallo!

ETHEL

[frigidly]

I wish to present my guardian to you.

[To PIKE.]

This is Mr. St. Aubyn.

THIS IS MR. ST. AUBYN

THIS IS MR. ST. AUBYN

ALMERIC

[coming down]

Hallo, though! It's the donkey man, isn't it? How very odd! You'll have to see the Governor and our solicitor about the settlement. I've some important business here. The police are chasing a bally convict chap under the [pg 071] cliffs over yonder, so you'll have to excuse me. I'll have to be toddling.

[Goes up to terrace wall overlooking cliffs.]

You know there's nothing like a little convict shooting to break the blooming monotony—what?

[The bugle sounds. ALMERIC turns and rushes off.]

Wait for me, you fellows! Don't hurt him till I get there!

[His voice dies away in the distance.]

PIKE

[turning to ETHEL with slow horror]

Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars for—How much do they charge over here for a real man?

[She is unable to meet his eye. She turns, with flaming cheeks, and runs into the hotel. He stands staring after her, incredulous, dumfounded, in a frozen attitude.]

END OF THE FIRST ACT

[pg 075] THE SECOND ACT

Scene: Entrance garden of the hotel.

In the distance are seen the green slopes of vineyards, a ruined castle, and olive orchards leading up the mountainside.

An old stone wall seven feet high runs across the rear of the stage. This wall is almost covered with vines, showing autumn tints, crowning the crest of the wall and hanging from it in profusion. There is a broad green gate of the Southern Italian type, closed. A white-columned pergola runs obliquely down from the wall on the right. The top of the pergola is an awning formed by a skeleton of green-painted wooden strips thickly covered by entwining lemon branches bearing ripening lemons. Between the columns of the pergola are glimpses of a formal Italian garden: flowers, hedges, and a broad flat marble vase on a slender pedestal, etc. On the left a two-story wing of the hotel meets the wall at the back and runs square across to the left; a lemon grove lies to the left also. The wall of the hotel facing the audience shows open double doors, with windows up-stairs and below, all with lowered awnings. There is a marble bench at the left among shrubberies; an [pg 076] open touring-car upon the right under the awning formed by the overhang of the pergola; a bag of tools, open, on the stage near by, the floor boards of the car removed, the apron lifted.

As the curtain rises, PIKE, in his shirt-sleeves, his hands dirty, and wearing a workman's long blouse buttoned at neck, is bending over the engine, working and singing, at intervals whistling "The Blue and the Gray." His hat, duster, and cuffs are on the rear seat of the tonneau.

[Enter HORACE from the garden. He is flushed and angry; controls himself with an effort, trying to speak politely.]

HORACE

Mr. Pike!

PIKE

[apparently not hearing him, hammering at a bolt-head with a monkey-wrench and singing]

"One lies down at Appomattox—"

HORACE

[sharply]

Mr. Pike! Mr. Pike, I wish a word with you.

PIKE

[looks up mildly]

Hum!

[He moves to the other side of the engine, rubbing handle of monkey-wrench across his chin as if puzzled.]

HORACE

I wish to tell you that the surprise of this morning so upset me that I went for a long walk. I have just returned.[pg 077]

PIKE

[regarding the machine intently, sings softly]

"One wore clothes of gray—."

[Then he whistles the air. Throughout this interview he maintains almost constantly an air of absorption in his work and continues to whistle and sing softly.]

HORACE

[continuing]

I have been even more upset by what I have just learned from my sister.

PIKE

[absently]

Why, that's too bad.

HORACE

It is too bad—absurdly—monstrously bad! She tells me that she has done you the honor to present you to the family with which we are forming an alliance—to the Earl of Hawcastle—her fiancé's father—

PIKE

[with cheerful absent-mindedness—working]

Yes, sir!

HORACE

[continuing]

To her fiancé's aunt, Lady Creech—

PIKE

Yes, sir! the whole possetucky of them.

[Singing softly.]

"She was my hanky-panky-danky from the town of Kalamazack!" Yes, sir—that French lady, too.

[He throws a quick, keen glance at HORACE, then instantly appears absorbed in work again, singing,][pg 078]

"She ran away with a circus clown—she never did come back—Oh, Solomon Levi!"

[Continues to whistle the tune softly.]

HORACE

And she introduced you to her fiancé—to Mr. St. Aubyn himself.

PIKE

[looking up, monkey-wrench in hand]

Yes, sir;

[chuckles]

we had quite a talk about shootin' in Indiana; said he'd heard of Peru, in his school history. Wanted to come out some day, he said, and asked what our best game was. I told him we had some Incas still preserved in the mountains of Indiana, and he said he'd like a good Inca head to put up in his gun-room. He ought to get one, oughtn't he?

[Starts to work again, busily.]

HORACE

[indignantly]

My sister informs me that in spite of Lord Hawcastle's most graciously offering to discuss her engagement with you, you refused.

PIKE

Well, I didn't see any need of it.

HORACE

Furthermore, you allege that you will decline to go into the matter with Lord Hawcastle's solicitor.

PIKE

What matter?

HORACE

[angrily]

The matter of the settlement.

PIKE

[quietly]

Your sister kind of let it out to me awhile ago that you think a good deal of this [pg 079] French widow lady. Suppose you make up your mind to take her for richer or poorer—what's she going to give you?

HORACE

[roaring]

Nothing! What do you mean?

PIKE

Well, I thought you'd probably charge her

[with a slight drawl]

a little, anyhow. Ain't that the way over here?

[Turns to work again, humming "Dolly Gray."]

HORACE

It is impossible for you to understand the motives of my sister and myself in our struggle not to remain in the vulgar herd. But can't you try to comprehend that there is an Old-World society, based not on wealth, but on that indescribable something which comes of ancient lineage and high birth?

[With great indignation.]

You presume to interfere between us and the fine flower of Europe!

PIKE

[straightening up, but speaking quietly]

Well, I don't know as the folks around Kokomo would ever have spoke of your father as a "fine flower," but we thought a heap of him, and when he married your ma he was so glad to get her—well, I never heard yet that he asked for any settlement!

HORACE

You are quite impossible.

PIKE

The fact is, when she took him he was a poor man; but if he'd a had seven hundred and [pg 080] fifty thousand dollars, I'll bet he'd 'a' given it for her.

[Starts to hammer vigorously, humming "Dolly Gray."]

HORACE

There is no profit in continuing the discussion.

[Turns on his heel, but immediately turns again toward PIKE, who is apparently preoccupied.]

And I warn you we shall act without paying the slightest attention to you.

[Triumphantly.]

What have you to say to that, sir?

[PIKE'S answer is conveyed by the motor-horn, which says: "Honk! Honk!" HORACE throws up his hands despairingly. PIKE'S voice becomes audible in the last words of the song: "Good-bye, Dolly Gray."]

[Enter LADY CREECH and ALMERIC through the gates.]

HORACE

[meeting them]

The fellow is hopeless.

LADY CREECH

[not hearing, and speaking from habit, automatically]

Dreadful person!

[PIKE continues his work, paying no attention.]

ALMERIC

[to HORACE]

Better let him alone till [pg 081] the Governor's had time to think a bit. Governor's clever. He'll fetch the beggar about somehow.

LADY CREECH

[with a Parthian glance at the unconscious PIKE]

I sha'h't stop in the creature's presence—I shall go up to my room for my forty winks.

[Exit into the hotel.]

ALMERIC

[as she goes out]

Day-day, aunt!

[To HORACE]

I'm off to look at that pup again. You trust the Governor.

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