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Sollemly Purtest, That Of All The Butys In The Unaversal Glob,
There Is None Kapable Of Hateracting My Iis Like You. Corts And
Pallaces Would Be To Me Deserts Without Your Kumpany, And With It
A Wilderness Would Have More Charms Than Haven Itself. For I Hop
You Will Beleve Me When I Sware Every Place In The Univarse Is A
Haven With You. I Am Konvinced You Must Be Sinsibel Of My Violent
Passion For You, Which, If I Endevored To Hid It, Would Be As
Impossible As For You, Or The Son, To Hid Your Buty's. I Assure
You I Have Not Slept A Wink Since I Had The Hapness Of Seeing You
Last; Therefore Hop You Will, Out Of Kumpassion, Let Me Have The
Honour Of Seeing You This Afternune; For I Am, With The Greatest
Adwhoration,
"Most Deivine Creeture, Iour Most Passionate Amirer, Adwhorer, And
Slave, Jonathan Wyld."
If The Spelling Of This Letter Be Not So Strictly Orthographical,
The Reader Will Be Pleased To Remember That Such A Defect Might Be
Worthy Of Censure In A Low And Scholastic Character, But Can Be No
Blemish In That Sublime Greatness Of Which We Endeavour To Raise A
Complete Idea In This History. In Which Kind Of Composition
Spelling, Or Indeed Any Kind Of Human Literature, Hath Never Been
Thought A Necessary Ingredient; For If These Sort Of Great
Personages Can But Complot And Contrive Their Noble Schemes, And
Hack And Hew Mankind Sufficiently, There Will Never Be Wanting Fit
And Able Persons Who Can Spell To Record Their Praises. Again, If
It Should Be Observed That The Stile Of This Letter Doth Not
Exactly Correspond With That Of Our Hero's Speeches, Which We Have
Here Recorded, We Answer, It Is Sufficient If In These The
Historian Adheres Faithfully To The Matter, Though He Embellishes
The Diction With Some Flourishes Of His Own Eloquence, Without
Which The Excellent Speeches Recorded In Antient Historians
(Particularly In Sallust) Would Have Scarce Been Found In Their
Writings. Nay, Even Amongst The Moderns, Famous As They Are For
Elocution, It May Be Doubted Whether Those Inimitable Harangues
Published In The Monthly Magazines Came Literally From The Mouths
Of The Hurgos, &C., As They Are There Inserted, Or Whether We May
Not Rather Suppose One Historian Of Great Eloquence Hath Borrowed
The Matter Only, And Adorned It With Those Rhetorical Showers For
Which Many Of The Said Hurgos Are Not So Extremely Eminent.
Book 3 Chapter 6 Pg 104
Matters Preliminary To The Marriage Between Mr. Jonathan Wild And
The Chaste Laetitia.
But To Proceed With Our History; Fireblood, Having Received This
Letter, And Promised On His Honour, With Many Voluntary
Asseverations, To Discharge His Embassy Faithfully, Went To Visit
The Fair Laetitia. The Lady, Having Opened The Letter And Read It,
Put On An Air Of Disdain, And Told Mr. Fireblood She Could Not
Conceive What Mr. Wild Meant By Troubling Her With His
Impertinence; She Begged Him To Carry The Letter Back Again,
Saying, Had She Known From Whom It Came, She Would Have Been D--D
Before She Had Opened It. "But With You, Young Gentleman," Says
She, "I Am Not In The Least Angry. I Am Rather Sorry That So
Pretty A Young Man Should Be Employed In Such An Errand." She
Accompanied These Words With So Tender An Accent And So Wanton A
Leer, That Fireblood, Who Was No Backward Youth, Began To Take Her
By The Hand, And Proceeded So Warmly, That, To Imitate His Actions
With The Rapidity Of Our Narration, He In A Few Minutes Ravished
This Fair Creature, Or At Least Would Have Ravished Her, If She
Had Not, By A Timely Compliance, Prevented Him.
Fireblood, After He Had Ravished As Much As He Could, Returned To
Wild, And Acquainted Him As Far As Any Wise Man Would, With What
Had Passed; Concluding With Many Praises Of The Young Lady's
Beauty, With Whom, He Said, If His Honour Would Have Permitted
Him, He Should Himself Have Fallen In Love; But, D--N Him If He
Would Not Sooner Be Torn To Pieces By Wild Horses Than Even Think
Of Injuring His Friend. He Asserted Indeed, And Swore So Heartily,
That, Had Not Wild Been So Thoroughly Convinced Of The Impregnable
Chastity Of The Lady, He Might Have Suspected His Success;
However, He Was, By These Means, Entirely Satisfied Of His
Friend's Inclination Towards His Mistress.
Thus Constituted Were The Love Affairs Of Our Hero, When His
Father Brought Him Mr. Snap's Proposal. The Reader Must Know Very
Little Of Love, Or Indeed Of Anything Else, If He Requires Any
Information Concerning The Reception Which This Proposal Met With.
Not Guilty Never Sounded Sweeter In The Ears Of A Prisoner At The
Bar, Nor The Sound Of A Reprieve To One At The Gallows, Than Did
Every Word Of The Old Gentleman In The Ears Of Our Hero. He Gave
His Father Full Power To Treat In His Name, And Desired Nothing
More Than Expedition.
The Old People Now Met, And Snap, Who Had Information From His
Book 3 Chapter 6 Pg 105Daughter Of The Violent Passion Of Her Lover, Endeavoured To
Improve It To The Best Advantage, And Would Have Not Only Declined
Giving Her Any Fortune Himself, But Have Attempted To Cheat Her Of
What She Owed To The Liberality Of Her Relations, Particularly Of
A Pint Silver Caudle-Cup, The Gift Of Her Grandmother. However, In
This The Young Lady Herself Afterwards Took Care To Prevent Him.
As To The Old Mr. Wild, He Did Not Sufficiently Attend To All The
Designs Of Snap, As His Faculties Were Busily Employed In Designs
Of His Own, To Overreach (Or, As Others Express It, To Cheat) The
Said Mr. Snap, By Pretending To Give His Son A Whole Number For A
Chair, When In Reality He Was Intitled To A Third Only.
While Matters Were Thus Settling Between The Old Folks The Young
Lady Agreed To Admit Mr. Wild's Visits, And, By Degrees, Began To
Entertain Him With All The Shew Of Affection Which The Great
Natural Reserve Of Her Temper, And The Greater Artificial Reserve
Of Her Education, Would Permit. At Length, Everything Being Agreed
Between Their Parents, Settlements Made, And The Lady's Fortune
(To Wit, Seventeen Pounds And Nine Shillings In Money And Goods)
Paid Down, The Day For Their Nuptials Was Fixed, And They Were
Celebrated Accordingly.
Most Private Histories, As Well As Comedies, End At This Period;
The Historian And The Poet Both Concluding They Have Done Enough
For Their Hero When They Have Married Him; Or Intimating Rather
That The Rest Of His Life Must Be A Dull Calm Of Happiness, Very
Delightful Indeed To Pass Through, But Somewhat Insipid To Relate;
And Matrimony In General Must, I Believe, Without Any Dispute, Be
Allowed To Be This State Of Tranquil Felicity, Including So Little
Variety, That, Like Salisbury Plain, It Affords Only One Prospect,
A Very Pleasant One It Must Be Confessed, But The Same.
Now There Was All The Probability Imaginable That This Contract
Would Have Proved Of Such Happy Note, Both From The Great
Accomplishments Of The Young Lady, Who Was Thought To Be Possessed
Of Every Qualification Necessary To Make The Marriage State Happy,
And From The Truly Ardent Passion Of Mr. Wild; But, Whether It Was
That Nature And Fortune Had Great Designs For Him To Execute, And
Would Not Suffer His Vast Abilities To Be Lost And Sunk In The
Arms Of A Wife, Or Whether Neither Nature Nor Fortune Had Any Hand
In The Matter, Is A Point I Will Mot Determine. Certain It Is That
This Match Did Not Produce That Serene State We Have Mentioned
Above, But Resembled The Most Turbulent And Ruffled, Rather Than
The Most Calm Sea.
I Cannot Here Omit A Conjecture, Ingenious Enough, Of A Friend Of
Mine, Who Had A Long Intimacy In The Wild Family. He Hath Often
Told Me He Fancied One Reason Of The Dissatisfactions Which
Afterwards Fell Out Between Wild And His Lady, Arose From The
Number Of Gallants To Whom She Had, Before Marriage, Granted
Favours; For, Says He, And Indeed Very Probable It Is Too, The
Lady Might Expect From Her Husband What She Had Before Received
From Several, And, Being Angry Not To Find One Man As Good As Ten,
She Had, From That Indignation, Taken Those Steps Which We Cannot
Book 3 Chapter 6 Pg 106Perfectly Justify.
From This Person I Received The Following Dialogue, Which He
Assured Me He Had Overheard And Taken Down Verbatim. It Passed On
The Day Fortnight After They Were Married.
Book 3 Chapter 7 Pg 107
A Dialogue Matrimonial, Which Passed Between Jonathan Wild, Esq.,
And Laetitia His Wife, On The Morning Of The Day Fortnight On
Which His Nuptials Were Celebrated; Which Concluded More Amicably
Than Those Debates Generally Do.
Jonathan. My Dear, I Wish You Would Lie A Little Longer In Bed
This Morning.
Laetitia. Indeed I Cannot; I Am Engaged To Breakfast With Jack
Strongbow.
Jonathan. I Don't Know What Jack Strongbow Doth So Often At My
House. I Assure You I Am Uneasy At It; For, Though I Have No
Suspicion Of Your Virtue, Yet It May Injure Your Reputation In The
Opinion Of My Neighbours.
Laetitia. I Don't Trouble My Head About My Neighbours; And They
Shall No More Tell Me What Company I Am To Keep Than My Husband
Shall.
Jonathan. A Good Wife Would Keep No Company Which Made Her Husband
Uneasy.
Laetitia. You Might Have Found One Of Those Good Wives, Sir, If
You Had Pleased; I Had No Objection To It.
Jonathan. I Thought I Had Found One In You.
Laetitia. You Did! I Am Very Much Obliged To You For Thinking Me
So Poor-Spirited A Creature; But I Hope To Convince You To The
Contrary.
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