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Entry in the Drabbles Contest (3 stories of 100 words each). I was so intrigued by the concept of not using the letter "e" I totally missed the last line "Ok, yes we are (joking)." So the joke's on me, but what the hay? Here's my original blurb: Not using a particular thing, midway from “d” to “f", was difficult but highly amusing. Who had a brainstorm such as this? I’m thinking of stringing up that individual by a particular body part, or conducting a public display
Liberty tries to drown out her sorrows by drinking one night, but she ends up meeting a vampire named who ignites a fire inside of her. She is not sure she loves him, but he certainly loves her. As they get to know each other, a dead woman is uncovered. is one of the first to be suspected. The woman is a member of The Bloodlusted Lips, a female vampire gang involved with murder and prostitution and contract killing.
Ever since I was a kid, in the last century as my grandchildren like to remind me, I have always had a dog. It is hard to imagine life without a chewing, barking, pooping, loving four legged companion. It also seemed a strange question to me, does Norman have a soul? The question was asked, seriously, by a dear non- tribal friend. Actually, I had never thought much of, do dogs have souls, except to think, of course. Does Norman have a Soul? That is a real question. Do dogs have souls? I
Frank, Jimmy McGuire's electrocuted pet snake, is in animal heaven, praying for revenge. Miss Marilou Jenkins is at her private girls' school across town, knocking down straight-A's. Skip Morley is scratching his head, trying to stay out of trouble and get straight C's. Jimmy doesn't care; he's bringing the English language down to new lows. Skip's mom decides one gorgeous Spring afternoon that he is going to go to Saturday evening Benediction services with herself and his father. No ifs, ands,
Vampires are the descendants of Satan from his favorite sin called Lust. They never become extinct and will never be. And that is Empress’ goal. A Blueblooded (Royal Vampire) who wants to end their race. "A not so glitchy vampire story that seeks to eradicate this blood sucking dimwits." - Empress V.