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CHAPTER IV.

The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill



It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking

anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she heard

it muttering to itself “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh

my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are

ferrets! Where _can_ I have dropped them, I wonder?” Alice guessed in a

moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair of white kid

gloves, and she very good-naturedly began hunting about for them, but

they were nowhere to be seen—everything seemed to have changed since

her swim in the pool, and the great hall, with the glass table and the

little door, had vanished completely.


Very soon the Rabbit noticed Alice, as she went hunting about, and

called out to her in an angry tone, “Why, Mary Ann, what _are_ you

doing out here? Run home this moment, and fetch me a pair of gloves and

a fan! Quick, now!” And Alice was so much frightened that she ran off

at once in the direction it pointed to, without trying to explain the

mistake it had made.


“He took me for his housemaid,” she said to herself as she ran. “How

surprised he’ll be when he finds out who I am! But I’d better take him

his fan and gloves—that is, if I can find them.” As she said this, she

came upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a bright brass

plate with the name “W. RABBIT,” engraved upon it. She went in without

knocking, and hurried upstairs, in great fear lest she should meet the

real Mary Ann, and be turned out of the house before she had found the

fan and gloves.


“How queer it seems,” Alice said to herself, “to be going messages for

a rabbit! I suppose Dinah’ll be sending me on messages next!” And she

began fancying the sort of thing that would happen: “‘Miss Alice! Come

here directly, and get ready for your walk!’ ‘Coming in a minute,

nurse! But I’ve got to see that the mouse doesn’t get out.’ Only I

don’t think,” Alice went on, “that they’d let Dinah stop in the house

if it began ordering people about like that!”


By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table

in the window, and on it (as she had hoped) a fan and two or three

pairs of tiny white kid gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the

gloves, and was just going to leave the room, when her eye fell upon a

little bottle that stood near the looking-glass. There was no label

this time with the words “DRINK ME,” but nevertheless she uncorked it

and put it to her lips. “I know _something_ interesting is sure to

happen,” she said to herself, “whenever I eat or drink anything; so

I’ll just see what this bottle does. I do hope it’ll make me grow large

again, for really I’m quite tired of being such a tiny little thing!”


It did so indeed, and much sooner than she had expected: before she had

drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling,

and had to stoop to save her neck from being broken. She hastily put

down the bottle, saying to herself “That’s quite enough—I hope I shan’t

grow any more—As it is, I can’t get out at the door—I do wish I hadn’t

drunk quite so much!”


Alas! it was too late to wish that! She went on growing, and growing,

and very soon had to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there

was not even room for this, and she tried the effect of lying down with

one elbow against the door, and the other arm curled round her head.

Still she went on growing, and, as a last resource, she put one arm out

of the window, and one foot up the chimney, and said to herself “Now I

can do no more, whatever happens. What _will_ become of me?”


Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect,

and she grew no larger: still it was very uncomfortable, and, as there

seemed to be no sort of chance of her ever getting out of the room

again, no wonder she felt unhappy.


“It was much pleasanter at home,” thought poor Alice, “when one wasn’t

always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and

rabbits. I almost wish I hadn’t gone down that rabbit-hole—and yet—and

yet—it’s rather curious, you know, this sort of life! I do wonder what

_can_ have happened to me! When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied

that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of

one! There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought! And

when I grow up, I’ll write one—but I’m grown up now,” she added in a

sorrowful tone; “at least there’s no room to grow up any more _here_.”


“But then,” thought Alice, “shall I _never_ get any older than I am

now? That’ll be a comfort, one way—never to be an old woman—but

then—always to have lessons to learn! Oh, I shouldn’t like _that!_”


“Oh, you foolish Alice!” she answered herself. “How can you learn

lessons in here? Why, there’s hardly room for _you_, and no room at all

for any lesson-books!”


And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and

making quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes

she heard a voice outside, and stopped to listen.


“Mary Ann! Mary Ann!” said the voice. “Fetch me my gloves this moment!”

Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was

the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the

house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as

large as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of it.


Presently the Rabbit came up to the door, and tried to open it; but, as

the door opened inwards, and Alice’s elbow was pressed hard against it,

that attempt proved a failure. Alice heard it say to itself “Then I’ll

go round and get in at the window.”


“_That_ you won’t!” thought Alice, and, after waiting till she fancied

she heard the Rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her

hand, and made a snatch in the air. She did not get hold of anything,

but she heard a little shriek and a fall, and a crash of broken glass,

from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a

cucumber-frame, or something of the sort.


Next came an angry voice—the Rabbit’s—“Pat! Pat! Where are you?” And

then a voice she had never heard before, “Sure then I’m here! Digging

for apples, yer honour!”


“Digging for apples, indeed!” said the Rabbit angrily. “Here! Come and

help me out of _this!_” (Sounds of more broken glass.)


“Now tell me, Pat, what’s that in the window?”


“Sure, it’s an arm, yer honour!” (He pronounced it “arrum.”)


“An arm, you goose! Who ever saw one that size? Why, it fills the whole

window!”


“Sure, it does, yer honour: but it’s an arm for all that.”


“Well, it’s got no business there, at any rate: go and take it away!”


There was a long silence after this, and Alice could only hear whispers

now and then; such as, “Sure, I don’t like it, yer honour, at all, at

all!” “Do as I tell you, you coward!” and at last she spread out her

hand again, and made another snatch in the air. This time there were

_two_ little shrieks, and more sounds of broken glass. “What a number

of cucumber-frames there must be!” thought Alice. “I wonder what

they’ll do next! As for pulling me out of the window, I only wish they

_could!_ I’m sure _I_ don’t want to stay in here any longer!”


She waited for some time without hearing anything more: at last came a

rumbling of little cartwheels, and the sound of a good many voices all

talking together: she made out the words: “Where’s the other

ladder?—Why, I hadn’t to bring but one; Bill’s got the other—Bill!

fetch it here, lad!—Here, put ’em up at this corner—No, tie ’em

together first—they don’t reach half high enough yet—Oh! they’ll do

well enough; don’t be particular—Here, Bill! catch hold of this

rope—Will the roof bear?—Mind that loose slate—Oh, it’s coming down!

Heads below!” (a loud crash)—“Now, who did that?—It was Bill, I

fancy—Who’s to go down the chimney?—Nay, _I_ shan’t! _You_ do

it!—_That_ I won’t, then!—Bill’s to go down—Here, Bill! the master says

you’re to go down the chimney!”


“Oh! So Bill’s got to come down the chimney, has he?” said Alice to

herself. “Shy, they seem to put everything upon Bill! I wouldn’t be in

Bill’s place for a good deal: this fireplace is narrow, to be sure; but

I _think_ I can kick a little!”


She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could, and waited till

she heard a little animal (she couldn’t guess of what sort it was)

scratching and scrambling about in the chimney close above her: then,

saying to herself “This is Bill,” she gave one sharp kick, and waited

to see what would happen next.


The first thing she heard was a general chorus of “There goes Bill!”

then the Rabbit’s voice along—“Catch him, you by the hedge!” then

silence, and then another confusion of voices—“Hold up his head—Brandy

now—Don’t choke him—How was it, old fellow? What happened to you? Tell

us all about it!”


Last came a little feeble, squeaking voice, (“That’s Bill,” thought

Alice,) “Well, I hardly know—No more, thank ye; I’m better now—but I’m

a deal too flustered to tell you—all I know is, something comes at me

like a Jack-in-the-box, and up I goes like a sky-rocket!”


“So you did, old fellow!” said the others.


“We must burn the house down!” said the Rabbit’s voice; and Alice

called out as loud as she could, “If you do, I’ll set Dinah at you!”


There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself, “I

wonder what they _will_ do next! If they had any sense, they’d take the

roof off.” After a minute or two, they began moving about again, and

Alice heard the Rabbit say, “A barrowful will do, to begin with.”


“A barrowful of _what?_” thought Alice; but she had not long to doubt,

for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the

window, and some of them hit her in the face. “I’ll put a stop to

this,” she said to herself, and shouted out, “You’d better not do that

again!” which produced another dead silence.


Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into

little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her

head. “If I eat one of these cakes,” she thought, “it’s sure to make

_some_ change in my size; and as it can’t possibly make me larger, it

must make me smaller, I suppose.”


So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she

began shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get

through the door, she ran out of the house, and found quite a crowd of

little animals and birds waiting outside. The poor little Lizard, Bill,

was in the middle, being held up by two guinea-pigs, who were giving it

something out of a bottle. They all made a rush at Alice the moment she

appeared; but she ran off as hard as she could, and soon found herself

safe in a thick wood.


“The first thing I’ve got to do,” said Alice to herself, as she

wandered about in the wood, “is to grow to my right size again; and the

second thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I think that

will be the best plan.”


It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very neatly and simply

arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea

how to set about it; and while she was peering about anxiously among

the trees, a little sharp bark just over her head made her look up in a

great hurry.


An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and

feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. “Poor little

thing!” said Alice, in a coaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to

it; but she was terribly frightened all the time at the thought that it

might be hungry, in which case it would be very likely to eat her up in

spite of all her coaxing.


Hardly knowing what she did, she picked up a little bit of stick, and

held it out to the puppy; whereupon the puppy jumped into the air off

all its feet at once, with a yelp of delight, and rushed at the stick,

and made believe to worry it; then Alice dodged behind a great thistle,

to keep herself from being run over; and the moment she appeared on the

other side, the puppy made another rush at the stick, and tumbled head

over heels in its hurry to get hold of it; then Alice, thinking it was

very like having a game of play with a cart-horse, and expecting every

moment to be trampled under its feet, ran round the thistle again; then

the puppy began a series of short charges at the stick, running a very

little way forwards each time and a long way back, and barking hoarsely

all the while, till at last it sat down a good way off, panting, with

its tongue hanging out of its mouth, and its great eyes half shut.


This seemed to Alice a good opportunity for making her escape; so she

set off at once, and ran till she was quite tired and out of breath,

and till the puppy’s bark sounded quite faint in the distance.


“And yet what a dear little puppy it was!” said Alice, as she leant

against a buttercup to rest herself, and fanned herself

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