The Wonderful Visit, H. G. Wells [me reader txt] 📗

glad it pleased you,” said the Angel.

“Pleased is scarcely the word,” said Mrs. Jehoram. “I was moved⁠—profoundly. These others did not understand.⁠ ⁠… I was glad you did not play with him.”

The Angel looked at the mechanism called Wilmerdings, and felt glad too. (The Angelic conception of duets is a kind of conversation upon violins.) But he said nothing.

“I worship music,” said Mrs. Jehoram. “I know nothing about it technically, but there is something in it⁠—a longing, a wish.⁠ ⁠…”

The Angel stared at her face. She met his eyes.

“You understand,” she said. “I see you understand.” He was certainly a very nice boy, sentimentally precocious perhaps, and with deliciously liquid eyes.

There was an interval of Chopin (Op. 40) played with immense precision.

Mrs. Jehoram had a sweet face still, in shadow, with the light falling round her golden hair, and a curious theory flashed across the Angel’s mind. The perceptible powder only supported his view of something infinitely bright and lovable caught, tarnished, coarsened, coated over.

“Do you,” said the Angel in a low tone. “Are you⁠ ⁠… separated from⁠ ⁠… your world?”

“As you are?” whispered Mrs. Jehoram.

“This is so⁠—cold,” said the Angel. “So harsh!” He meant the whole world.

“I feel it too,” said Mrs. Jehoram, referring to Siddermorton Home.

“There are those who cannot live without sympathy,” she said after a sympathetic pause. “And times when one feels alone in the world. Fighting a battle against it all. Laughing, flirting, hiding the pain of it.⁠ ⁠…”

“And hoping,” said the Angel with a wonderful glance.⁠—“Yes.”

Mrs. Jehoram (who was an epicure of flirtations) felt the Angel was more than redeeming the promise of his appearance. (Indisputably he worshipped her.) “Do you look for sympathy?” she said. “Or have you found it?”

“I think,” said the Angel, very softly, leaning forward, “I think I have found it.”

Interval of Chopin Op. 40. The very eldest Miss Papaver and Mrs. Pirbright whispering. Lady Hammergallow (glasses up) looking down the saloon with an unfriendly expression at the Angel. Mrs. Jehoram and the Angel exchanging deep and significant glances.

“Her name,” said the Angel (Mrs. Jehoram made a movement) “is Delia. She is.⁠ ⁠…”

“Delia!” said Mrs. Jehoram sharply, slowly realising a terrible misunderstanding. “A fanciful name.⁠ ⁠… Why!⁠ ⁠… No! Not that little housemaid at the Vicarage⁠—?⁠ ⁠…”

The Polonaise terminated with a flourish. The Angel was quite surprised at the change in Mrs. Jehoram’s expression.

“I never did!” said Mrs. Jehoram recovering. “To make me your confidant in an intrigue with a servant. Really Mr. Angel it’s possible to be too original.⁠ ⁠…”

Then suddenly their colloquy was interrupted.

XXXVI The Angel’s Debut (Continued)

This section is (so far as my memory goes) the shortest in the book.

But the enormity of the offence necessitates the separation of this section from all other sections.

The Vicar, you must understand, had done his best to inculcate the recognised differentiae of a gentleman. “Never allow a lady to carry anything,” said the Vicar. “Say, ‘permit me’ and relieve her.” “Always stand until every lady is seated.” “Always rise and open a door for a lady.⁠ ⁠…” and so forth. (All men who have elder sisters know that code.)

And the Angel (who had failed to relieve Lady Hammergallow of her teacup) danced forward with astonishing dexterity (leaving Mrs. Jehoram in the window seat) and with an elegant “permit me” rescued the tea-tray from Lady Hammergallow’s pretty parlourmaid and vanished officiously in front of her. The Vicar rose to his feet with an inarticulate cry.

XXXVII The Angel’s Debut (Continued)

“He’s drunk!” said Mr. Rathbone-Slater, breaking a terrific silence. “That’s the matter with him.”

Mrs. Jehoram laughed hysterically.

The Vicar stood up, motionless, staring. “Oh! I forgot to explain servants to him!” said the Vicar to himself in a swift outbreak of remorse. “I thought he did understand servants.”

“Really, Mr. Hilyer!” said Lady Hammergallow, evidently exercising enormous self-control and speaking in panting spasms. “Really, Mr. Hilyer!⁠—Your genius is too terrible. I must, I really must, ask you to take him home.”

So to the dialogue in the corridor of alarmed maidservant and well-meaning (but shockingly gauche) Angel⁠—appears the Vicar, his botryoidal little face crimson, gaunt despair in his eyes, and his necktie under his left ear.

“Come,” he said⁠—struggling with emotion. “Come away.⁠ ⁠… I.⁠ ⁠… I am disgraced forever.”

And the Angel stared for a second at him and obeyed⁠—meekly, perceiving himself in the presence of unknown but evidently terrible forces.

And so began and ended the Angel’s social career.

In the informal indignation meeting that followed, Lady Hammergallow took the (informal) chair. “I feel humiliated,” she said. “The Vicar assured me he was an exquisite player. I never imagined.⁠ ⁠…”

“He was drunk,” said Mr. Rathbone-Slater. “You could tell it from the way he fumbled with his tea.”

“Such a fiasco!” said Mrs. Mergle.

“The Vicar assured me,” said Lady Hammergallow. “ ‘The man I have staying with me is a musical genius,’ he said. His very words.”

“His ears must be burning anyhow,” said Tommy Rathbone-Slater.

“I was trying to keep him quiet,” said Mrs. Jehoram. “By humouring him. And do you know the things he said to me⁠—there!”

“The thing he played,” said Mr. Wilmerdings, “⁠—I must confess I did not like to charge him to his face. But really! It was merely drifting.”

“Just fooling with a fiddle, eigh?” said George Harringay. “Well I thought it was beyond me. So much of your fine music is⁠—”

“Oh, George!” said the younger Miss Pirbright.

“The Vicar was a bit on too⁠—to judge by his tie,” said Mr. Rathbone-Slater. “It’s a dashed rummy go. Did you notice how he fussed after the genius?”

“One has to be so very careful,” said the very eldest Miss Papaver.

“He told me he is in love with the Vicar’s housemaid!” said Mrs. Jehoram. “I almost laughed in his face.”

“The Vicar ought never to have brought him here,” said Mrs. Rathbone-Slater with decision.

XXXVIII The Trouble of the Barbed Wire

So, ingloriously, ended the Angel’s first and last appearance in Society. Vicar and Angel returned to the Vicarage; crestfallen black figures in the bright sunlight, going dejectedly. The Angel, deeply pained that the Vicar was pained. The Vicar, dishevelled and desperate, intercalating spasmodic remorse and apprehension with broken explanations of the Theory of Etiquette. “They do