The Conjure Woman, Charles W. Chesnutt [reading women txt] 📗

fergot all ’bout takin’ de baby doll back ter Aun’ Peggy, en it kep’ wukkin’ fer a w’ile, en makin’ Hannibal’s feet bu’n mo’ er less, ’tel all de folks on de plantation got ter callin’ ’im Hot-Foot Hannibal. He kep’ gittin’ mo’ en mo’ triflin’, ’tel he got de name er bein’ de mos’ no ’countes’ nigger on de plantation, en Mars’ Dugal’ had ter th’eaten ter sell ’im in de spring, w’en bimeby de goopher quit wukkin’, en Hannibal ’mence’ ter pick up some en make folks set a little mo’ sto’ by ’im.

“Now, dis yer Hannibal was a monst’us sma’t nigger, en w’en he got rid er dem so’ feet, his min’ kep’ runnin’ on ’is udder troubles. Heah th’ee er fo’ weeks befo’ he’d had a’ easy job, waitin’ on de w’ite folks, libbin’ off’n de fat er de lan’, en promus’ de fines’ gal on de plantation fer a wife in de spring, en now heah he wuz back in de co’n-fiel’, wid de oberseah a-cussin’ en a-r’arin’ ef he didn’ get a ha’d tas’ done; wid nuffin but co’n bread en bacon en merlasses ter eat; en all de fiel’-han’s makin’ rema’ks, en pokin’ fun at ’im ’ca’se he’d be’n sont back fum de big house ter de fiel’. En de mo’ Hannibal studied ’bout it de mo’ madder he got, ’tel he fin’lly swo’ he wuz gwine ter git eben wid Jeff en Chloe, ef it wuz de las’ ac’.

“So Hannibal slipped ’way fum de qua’ters one Sunday en hid in de co’n up close ter de big house, ’tel he see Chloe gwine down de road. He waylaid her, en sezee:⁠—

“ ‘Hoddy, Chloe?’

“ ‘I ain’ got no time fer ter fool wid fiel’-han’s,’ sez Chloe, tossin’ her head; ’w’at you want wid me, Hot-Foot?’

“ ‘I wants ter know how you en Jeff is gittin’ ’long.’

“ ‘I ’lows dat’s none er yo’ bizness, nigger. I doan see w’at ’casion any common fiel’-han’ has got ter mix in wid de ’fairs er folks w’at libs in de big house. But ef it’ll do you any good ter know, I mought say dat me en Jeff is gittin’ ’long mighty well, en we gwine ter git married in de spring, en you ain’ gwine ter be ’vited ter de weddin’ nuther.’

“ ‘No, no!’ sezee, ‘I wouldn’ ’spec’ ter be ’vited ter de weddin’⁠—a common, low-down fiel’-han’ lack I is. But I’s glad ter heah you en Jeff is gittin’ ’long so well. I didn’ knowed but w’at he had ’mence’ ter be a little ti’ed.’

“ ‘Ti’ed er me? Dat’s rediklus!’ sez Chloe. ‘W’y, dat nigger lubs me so I b’liebe he’d go th’oo fire en water fer me. Dat nigger is des wrop’ up in me.’

“ ‘Uh huh,’ sez Hannibal, ‘den I reckon it mus’ be some udder nigger w’at meets a ’oman down by de crick in de swamp eve’y Sunday ebenin’, ter say nuffin ’bout two er th’ee times a week.’

“ ‘Yas, hit is ernudder nigger, en you is a liah w’en you say it wuz Jeff.’

“ ‘Mebbe I is a liah, en mebbe I ain’ got good eyes. But ’less’n I is a liah, en ’less’n I ain’ got good eyes, Jeff is gwine ter meet dat ’oman dis ebenin’ ’long ’bout eight o’clock right down dere by de crick in de swamp ’bout half-way betwix’ dis plantation en Mars’ Marrabo Utley’s.’

“Well, Chloe tol’ Hannibal she didn’ b’liebe a wo’d he said, en call’ ’im a low-down nigger, who wuz tryin’ ter slander Jeff ’ca’se he wuz mo’ luckier ’n he wuz. But all de same, she couldn’ keep her min’ fum runnin’ on w’at Hannibal had said. She ’membered she’d heared one er de niggers say dey wuz a gal ober at Mars’ Marrabo Utley’s plantation w’at Jeff use’ ter go wid some befo’ he got ’quainted wid Chloe. Den she ’mence’ ter figger back, en sho’ ’nuff, dey wuz two er th’ee times in de las’ week w’en she’d be’n he’pin’ de ladies wid dey dressin’ en udder fixin’s in de ebenin’, en Jeff mought ’a’ gone down ter de swamp widout her knowin’ ’bout it at all. En den she ’mence’ ter ’member little things w’at she hadn’ tuk no notice of befo’, en w’at ’u’d make it ’pear lack Jeff had sump’n on his min’.

“Chloe set a monst’us heap er sto’ by Jeff, en would ’a’ done mos’ anythin’ fer ’im, so long ez he stuck ter her. But Chloe wuz a mighty jealous ’oman, en w’iles she didn’ b’liebe w’at Hannibal said, she seed how it could ’a’ be’n so, en she ’termine’ fer ter fin’ out fer herse’f whuther it wuz so er no.

“Now, Chloe hadn’ seed Jeff all day, fer Mars’ Dugal’ had sont Jeff ober ter his daughter’s house, young Mis’ Ma’g’ret’s, w’at libbed ’bout fo’ miles fum Mars’ Dugal’s, en Jeff wuzn’ ’spected home ’tel ebenin’. But des atter supper wuz ober, en w’iles de ladies wuz settin’ out on de piazzer, Chloe slip’ off fum de house en run down de road⁠—dis yer same road we come; en w’en she got mos’ ter de crick⁠—dis yer same crick right befo’ us⁠—she kin’ er kep’ in de bushes at de side er de road, ’tel fin’lly she seed Jeff settin’ on de bank on de udder side er de crick⁠—right unner dat ole willer-tree droopin’ ober de water yander. En eve’y now en den he’d git up en look up de road to’ds Mars’ Marrabo’s on de udder side er de swamp.

“Fus’ Chloe felt lack she’d go right ober de crick en gib Jeff a piece er her min’. Den she ’lowed she better be sho’ befo’ she done anythin’. So she helt herse’f in de bes’ she could, gittin’ madder en madder eve’y minute, ’tel bimeby she seed a ’oman comin’ down de road on de udder side fum to’ds Mars’ Marrabo Utley’s plantation. En w’en she seed Jeff jump up en run to’ds dat ’oman, en th’ow his a’ms roun’