No More Parades, Ford Madox Ford [best ereader for pdf TXT] 📗

stoves. The floor was of coke-brize shining under french polish and turpentine.

The building paused, as when a godhead descends. In breathless focusing of eyes the godhead, frail and shining, walked with short steps up to a high-priest who had a walrus moustache and, with seven medals on his Sunday tunic, gazed away into eternity. The general tapped the sergeant’s Good Conduct ribbon with the heel of his crop. All stretched ears heard him say:

“How’s your sister, Case?⁠ ⁠…”

Gazing away, the sergeant said:

“I’m thinking of making her Mrs. Case⁠ ⁠…”

Slightly leaving him, in the direction of high, varnished pitch-pine panels, the general said:

“I’ll recommend you for a Quartermaster’s commission any day you wish⁠ ⁠… Do you remember Sir Garnet inspecting field kitchens at Quetta?”

All the white tubular beings with global eyes resembled the pierrots of a child’s Christmas nightmare. The general said: “Stand at ease, men⁠ ⁠… Stand easy!” They moved as white objects move in a childish dream. It was all childish. Their eyes rolled.

Sergeant Case gazed away into infinite distance.

“My sister would not like it, sir,” he said. “I’m better off as a first-class warrant officer!”

With his light step the shining general went swiftly to the varnished panels in the eastern aisle of the cathedral. The white figure beside them became instantly tubular, motionless and global-eyed. On the panels were painted: Tea! Sugar! Salt! Curry pdr! Flour! Pepper!

The general tapped with the heel of his crop on the locker-panel labelled Pepper: the top, right-hand locker-panel. He said to the tubular, global-eyed white figure beside it: “Open that, will you, my man?⁠ ⁠…”

To Tietjens this was like the sudden bursting out of the regimental quickstep, as after a funeral with military honours the band and drums march away, back to barracks.

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No More Parades
was published in 1925 by
Ford Madox Ford.

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The Second Battle of Ypres,
a painting completed in 1916 by
Richard Jack.
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