21 Dope Street, Kagelynn Isom [best ereader under 100 TXT] 📗

him close and barely kisses him)
HANSON
I said no
RUZE
Wow your such a girl
HANSON
Well… your such a guy
PINHALL
What?…. Hey mahafradites
HANSON
What?
PINHALL
Jacks back
JACK
What happened dung?
PINHALL
Nothing…
JACK
Tom?
HANSON
(with a face looking like, I am busted to hell)
….What?
JACK
Why was dung calling you and my sis that?
HANSON
‘Cause jack…she looked down my paints…and I did the same to her…and we found out…that she has a dick…and I don’t
JACK
What.. Why I odda-
HANSON
Jack! I was just kidding
JACK
…oh… well here’s the meds ruze
RUZE
Thanks jack…. Tom?
HANSON
(worried, sounds like he‘s about to cry)
What!!
JACK
What the hell is wrong with you?
HANSON
(crying like a girl)
Nothing… I’m just sad.
(he runs out the door)
JACK
Ruze?
RUZE
What?
JACK
What happened?
RUZE
Nothing, well we did talk about my age but that’s it!… oh and what he does!
JACK
what?!
PINHALL
(makes something up)
example: (well his elephant just died! It was so sad I was at its funeral!)
JACK
Oh. Okay that’s weird, so Dung?
PINHALL
Wha’
JACK
Lets go to school!
PINHALL
What, are you sure?
JACK
Yeah, I’m sure
PINHALL
Okay let’s go then.
JACK
Um…wait…
PINHALL
(smiles)
You change your mind?
JACK
…no, Ruze if you need anything just call mom.
RUZE
Okay jack.
(jack walks out the door first then followed by pinhall)
EXT. HOUSE-DAY
(jack walks to his car)
EXT. CAR-DAY
(pinhall get’s in then jack walks to the driver side and get‘s in)
INT. CAR-DAY
(jack starts the car, and puts some song on)
PINHALL
So… we’re really gonna go?
JACK
Yeah, why?
PINHALL
Um.. Just.. Wondering…
(pinhall looks out the window)
JACK
Where might Tom gone to?
PINHALL
He’s not going to come.
JACK
Who says?
PINHALL
…I don’t know…oh my gosh have you herd this?
(pinhall turns it up real lound)
JACK
(yells)
No who is it?
PINHALL
(yells)
It’s the who’
JACK
(yells)
No… I said… who is it?
PINHALL
(yells)
The who
JACK
(turns I down alittle)
I said who is it? Whats the name?
PINHALL
the who
JACK
who?
PINHALL
The who
JACK
oh my gosh who is this?
PINHALL
It’s the who
JACK
Who?
PINHALL
the who
JACK
(yells)
The who?
PINHALL
yeah
JACK
What?
PINHALL
The name of the band is the who.
JACK
Why are you asking me? I thought you knew.
PINHALL
I do, it’s the who
JACK
(rolls eye’s, yells)
Stop asking me who it is---
PINHALL
(calm fast)
---oh look it’s Tom!
JACK
(fast)
Where?
PINHALL
(laughs)
Stop the car.
JACK
(sarcastic)
Okay’ boss
EXT. CAR-DAY
(stops the car)
PINHALL
Get in
(shows hanson get in)
FADES-OUT
FADES-IN
EXT.SCHOOL-DAY
(its lunch time, everyone is eating, jack tom dung are walking in the school)
JACK
Did school just start?
HANSON
I think so…
(hanson looks at pinhall and laughs quietly)
INT. HALLWAY-DAY
JACK
Why is everyone not in class yet?
HANSON
(hanson looks at pinhall and laughs quietly again)
Maybe it’s lunch time!
JACK
---what?…oh my gosh I think your right-we need a late slip.
PINHALL
Oh look he’s a over achever now
(hanson and pinhall laugh)
INT.OFFICE-DAY
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Hey what can I do your you?
PINHALL
What happen to the old lady?
FAKE OFFICE GUY
(like he’s the coolest)
Um… she’s… gone, sorry boy you have to go threw me now,
JACK
Okay can we get late notes?
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Um
(nuvis)
sure, I can do that, its around here somewhere
(laughs, looks around for the notes, and runs around the room looking for the notes and slips, get up fast)
I’m okay I just.. Oh god that’s blood I knew it, I knew something like this would happen on my first day
(looks up at jack)
um…
(smiles)
just go see the printable.
As they walk
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Oh god I knew it I knew, why did I do this my gosh it hurts it hurts.
INT. OFFICE-DAY-2
(show’s jack and them walk in his office)
RYIN
What are you doing here?
HANSON
Um..
(smiles nevisly)
RYIN
Young sir do I know you?
HANSON
No, no not at all
RYIN
But I thought we just had a talk about 21 dope street?
HANSON
Nop--nop we didn’t,
(shaks his head no fast)
RYIN
Oh… sorry?!
ELENA
Hey gimmy I got the paper’s for the case!
(smiles)
RYIN
(points at his eye)
ELENA
(see’s jack and poses’s)
JACK
Elena? Is that you?
ELENA
Yeah!
JACK
Where have you been?
ELENA
Well I just got back
JACK
tom… he said you wend to Washington for a week!
ELENA
I had to come back, I missed you
JACK
, I missed you too…
(looks at her eye’s, then kiss’s her)
well Ryin, I need a late note.
RYIN
Um okay,
(he writes Pinhall’s then Hanson, they leave)
JACK
Um sir?
RYIN
I need to talk before you go
JACK
Oh.. Kay?!
ELENA
(wines)
Can you just give him a break for once?
RYIN
What?
(Elena gives him a look, like why are you trying to get him to stay)
RYIN
Uh.. Yeah
JACK
(justers, yes)
Thank you god! I love you Elena
(French kiss’s her, then hugs her real tight, then grabs the note then dash’s off)
ELENA
Oh my gosh I thought I was busted for sure. Thank you
RYIN
Yeah, now that case
ELANA
(walks up to ryin and get’s real close, hands it to him but holds it still)
I really mean thank you
RYIN
Well…
(looks in her eye’s)
ELENA
(lets go, he grabs her hand)
What?
RYIN
Um…do you think your able to cech this guy?
ELENA
Yeah, I know we will
RYIN
I really loved her, thank you
(Elena smiles then walks out)
FADES-OUT
FADES-IN
INT.OFFICE-DAY
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Oh hey
ELENA
or not the office girl, what are you doing
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Now don’t talk to me you’re a kid
ELENA
No… I’m a cop
FAKE OFFICE GUY
Um nothing what are you doing um nothing just going to go finish cleaning the boys bathroom, okay bye
ELENA
(laughs, walks off)
INT. HALLWAY-DAY
(Elena walks out the door)
FADES-OUT
EXT. HALLWAY-DAY
(show pinhall and jack and also hason messing around before going to class)
INT. CLASS-DAY
(They three walk in, thay are standing by the door, and the teacher Mr. stench is talking about the cover still)
JACK
Well I guess I didn’t miss anything
MR. STENCH
What do you mean sir?
JACK
Well…Your still talking about having a cover!
MR. STENCH
Sir--do you have a note?
JACK
Yeah, in the matter of fact, I do this time
(hanson and pinhall put there note’s in the air, to show the teacher)
MR. STENCH
Well…
JACK
Well what?
(everyone laughs)
MR. STENCH
Well give me the note
JACK
Oh I thought you’s was’a, supost to come’a get it
(everyone laughs)
MR. STENCH
Get over here right now
JACK
Okay okay
(jack give’s him the note)
JACK
What is that sick smell… eww…
(a few are laughing)
(smell’s mr. stench)
(more laugh)
MR. STENCH
What are you doing?
JACK
Ewww… it’s you… I can see why your name is mr. stench now..is that lip stick?
(everyone busts up laughing)
MR. STENCH
(, he wipes his lips and in a mad way)
I don’t know what your talking about--Jack… go take a sit
(jack goes finds a seat next to a red neck)
(jack looks at him in a mean way)
MR. STENCH
(to hanson and pinhall)
Note’s?
PINHALL
Here you go
HANSON
Here
(they are all separated)
JACK
(looks really high.. Stears at coner)
CONER
(looks at jack)
Hey baaa…baaaa….
(laughs)
Baaaa
JACK
Hey, I know you secret--
CONER
What secret?
JACK
No no don’t worry!, I wont tell
CONER
What secret?
JACK
you’re a sheep farmer, I’ll keep your secret though, you can trust me
CONER
What are you talking about you nigger
JACK
(gets mad)
The Irish secret, you know the, the sheep farmer one!
CONER
What is it!
JACK
You know, the secret… why you wear kilts!
CONER
I don’t know what your talking about
JACK
You wanna know it? Its cause… sheep are… afrad of.. zippers!
CONER
(with the most straight face ever, just looks ahead)
JACK
(puts a hand on Coner‘s shoulder, and tightens his hand)
(whispers in his ear)
Its okay coner mclide, I wont tell.. You big old kid
CONER
(with a scared face)
JACK
(laughs)
(the camera scans to the right of the screen to where hanson is)
HANSON
(to a chick)
Hey!
(he’s eye brows go up and down)
(the camera scans to the right of the screen to where pinhall is)
PINHALL
(to a geek)
Hey dude, you want some dope?
GEEK
Um no! are you insane?
PINHALL
Just a little
(laughs)
(the camera pans to mr. stench talking)
MR. STENCH
and when the cover is covered right no one will know who you wanna be or who you are, you can be anyone you want to, you can kill a cop, as you can see here. Now do we have any question‘s?
JACK
(razes his hand)
MR. STENCH
Yes, Jack greens?
JACK
Yeah what do you know about… marijuana?
MR.STENCH
Um I do not believe that is okay to talk about in school, Mr. greens.
JACK
Well then what do you know about hemp?
MR.STENCH
Well it is not weed if you think so,
it is something you can make cloths
out of and paper, the strongest type too,
way better then cotton and I also think we
as the USA should grow hemp for those
reasons
JACK
I don’t think you know any thing about pot, do you?
MR.STENCH
Well I think I know more then you do, mr. Greens
JACK
No you don’t!
MR.STENCH
Yes I do
JACK
Well then Ill quiz you
MR.STENCH
Fine
JACK
Is dope weed?
MR.STENCH
Yes
JACK
Your wrong, it’s a trick one--
MR.STENCH
--I’m not done!, it is weed mixed
with meth or something else I cant
remember… anything else?
JACK
Yes…would you pick Eddie or Van Helen?
MR.STENCH
Both, because there the same
JACK
I have a whole new respect for you now, you wanna talk after school, if you know what I mean!
MR.STENCH
(smiles)
Ah, yes, we can talk about homework after school
FADES-OUT
FADES-IN
EXT. SCHOOL-DAY
(show that no one is at the school but jack and stench)
INT. CLASSROOM-DAY
(show jack blowing out smoke)
MR. STENCH
What’s your favorite movie?
JACK
Fear and Loathing In Los Vegas
MR. STENCH
Mine too, I just think that Johnny depp guy played the role so smoothly…just the way he walks was so.. You know? and the way he said the lines..
(thinks like he’s wrong)
Yeah!..
JACK
Oh yeah that good old Johnny depp, don’t you just love it.. But I think we have a problem
MR.STENCH
What is that jack?
JACK
This is a continuity error…. The movie was not made till the 90’s and we are in the 80’s
MR.STENCH
No one will know, everyone one who’s watching this is stoned out of there minds
JACK
Are you sure?
(they both look in to the camera and get very close)
MR. STENCH AND JACK
Are you?
(back to the way it was)
JACK
Am I what?
MR. STENCH
(looks in the camera, and gives the allusion that everyone is strapped in a LSD box)
Are you trapped in a box?
(have him do the hand thing and then it goes all blurry, and colorful
INT. COUCH-DAY
(Show some video’s of them watching the movie fear and loathing)
(blur into the words)
FADES-OUT
FADE-INTO WHITE
(start the camera with the car battery, a white part)
(jack is on the floor and stench took the couch)
(stench is snoring)
JACK
(gets up)
Um where am I?
Stench? Wake up, man!
MR. STENCH
Mmmm… What?
JACK
Dude, work, school!