"My Poetic Propensity (Part-II), Ashwini Kumar Goswami [little red riding hood ebook free txt] 📗

to maintain the Exchequer,

Graceful Governance lavishly incur expenditure !

Parliamentary perks are exuberantly high,

Nobody comes forward to interrogate why ?


Exorbitant expenditure occurs in security,

Only on so-called dignitary and celebrity !

People in general so remain always unsafe,

Facing robbery, theft and unscrupulous rape !


Heads of the Nation who are called Patriotic,

Enjoy royalty life-long even when walking with stick !

One way, the clamour is to uproot poverty,

All high quarters, enjoy wine-and-tea-party !


Nation seems helpless to maintain status quo,

Resultantly occurs always the fiscal fiasco !

Poor public cannot snub, whatsoever may go,

All of us have to remain ever sustaining so !


Eclipsed is thus remaining the name of shame,

The Fame of Dignitaries fractures its frame !

Actors, leaders, traders are very few patriotic,

Graceless greed attracts them *hic et ubique !

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*hic et ubique = here and everywhere

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“5-HUMOROUS & LUSTY LIMERICKS”

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(1) As a climax of his acting art,

Salman Khan in a film emitted a fart !

To act as in natural living life,

As if blowing a musical bag-pipe,

He proved thus an actor very smart !

(2) A young man didn’t get any earning job,

So he was thinking either to steal or rob !

Instantly, then he hit upon a plan,

He labelled empty bottles with “Big-B’s Fart At Dawn”,

Sold like hot cakes, numerous bottles among large mob !

(3) A beautiful lady very much annoyed, feels,

When dirty are always found, her heels !

She never, hence, remains without socks,

Exposing all time, her tuft and hairy locks,

Always hesitating whenever she kneels !

(4) Ladies need more care for their hair,

To look more and more beautiful and fair !

The charm of their beauty is exalted with sweet voice,

That being in addition a preter-natural device !

As it adds to their beauty a very lovely flair !

(5) Beauty is always everybody’s charm,

It makes us all, excited and warm,

Unaware of, if there be any resultant harm,

Despite all well-knowledgeable alarm,

It works just as if greasing our palm !

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"LOVEY-DOVEY LIMERICKS (5)”
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(1)Lascivious ladies and juvenile gents,

Without upper attire and without pants !

Feeling faithfully ever frank and free,

Are often seen ashore or behind a tree,

Hidden are yet their aimed inner intents !

(2)Exhilarating mutually each other,

Eagerly watching naked muscles, rather,

Ninety-nine percent being naked,

Awaiting anxiously as to who is wicked,

To hug unscrupulously altogether ?

(3)This is today’s factitious fashion,

Being adopted to induce impression !

Juvenile crime has become a usual course,

Until penetration through intercourse,

Females are victims of all this passion !

(4)Mainly responsible is the male gender,

To be actually the first offender !

Female partner falls victim under force,

For escape, there being no any course,

Innocently both commit such blonder !

(5)Females only have to face social discard,

Males yet remain with least retard !

Parents are responsible for all ignorance,

To grant freedom for all such nuisance,

They have to bow low with social disregard !

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“Traumatic Teasing Travails”
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Indian females in our land are addressed as sisters-mothers,

Broken is this belief at the hands of crazy philanderers !

Feminine teenagers and even beauteous ladies others,

Mostly are helplessly seeming to be the daily sufferers !

Almost all complain of eve-teasing and molestation,

Whenever walking or travelling towards destination !

Either on foot or on cycle, bike or any available means,

Delinquent adults as well as youngsters wearing jeans,

Ever-thirsty are found they of wished womanizing,

Old men over fifty are, too, guilty, though surprising !

Travelling females hence have to try anywhere to slink,

Seeing ill-intentions of such people, who make eyes ever to blink !

Peculiar such spots are in buses, trains, temples, airports,

Mischievous men are found there to play such sinful sports !

Breast-touching, butt-pinching, molesting besides close-touching,

Are common mischiefs of womanizers with an ill-will of clutching !

Why we people and our police are ignoring all such travail,

Though all such philanderers are apt to be sent to Jail !

Ponderous is this traumatic tale and its narration,

Its eradication is a dire need in the fair name of Nation !

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“OUTSTANDING”
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My colleague was also an Accounts Officer!

He was an old promotee , Hindi-knowing hand,

A closely attached factotum to his Senior Boss,

To understand English, he was quite at loss!

In the end of year, his Boss prepared Confidential Report,

Giving remarks on his performance as “Outstanding"!

While leaving office, his Boss saw him at a betel shop outside!

The officer felt fearful and tried to hide!

Next day the Boss came over to his seat,

And showed him the Annual Performance Report!

When the officer read the remarks “Outstanding”!

He was indisposed and felt feverish!

He went home and kept mum for a couple of hours!

And suddenly started weeping and murmurring,

Repenting over his being seen outside office at betel shop!

Sweared for never going outside office

And consequently facing remark of “Outstanding”!

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"SCOPE OF HOPE”
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“Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper”!
Follower of this credo seems somewhat duffer!
Where is a will, there is a way,
Optimists always found to so say!

Life starts and continues on hopes,
As hopefully traders open their shops!
Hopes let live everyone ever so busy,
And make even hard-work anyway easy!

Pessimists are apt to become paranoid,
Doubtfully piling works that they avoid,
Thereby the works falling into arrears,
Causing in daily life, uncalled barriers!

Hope is only experimental dose to start,
To keep going always our life’s cart!
It’s thus aptly called a good breakfast,
Though sometimes, a bad supper in the last!

Parents nourish children with good hope,
They provide them with prosperous scope!
Students-Teachers similarly are hopeful,
To make their future careers ever fruitful!

Doctors-Patients, Agriculturists-Peasants,
Customers-Sellers, Goldsmiths-Jewellers,
Artists-Scientists, Communists-Socialists,
Government-Servant, Supporter-Dependent!

Infertile Couple or any Expectant,
Dominant-Subservient, Owner-Tenant,
Desert-Forest, Homeless-Resident,
Independent-Dependent, Parliament-President!

All remnants, Exclusive elements,
None is existent without any hopes!
Hopes thus always appease sentiments,
Enabling us to cross any bars and ropes!

Hope is atop in our Natural Chart,
It keeps us always dutifully smart,
So, remain ever hopeful, never lose heart,
Until Divine Law forfeits our ongoing cart!

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“VIRAGO INVINCIBLE”
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I was watching TV, witnessing a cricket match,
A brilliant sixer snubbed by fantastic catch !
My wife bade me send someone for vegetables
Of our choice with also some yummy eatables!

I had to turn my chair, opposite to table,
Asking her then kindly to fetch my purse !
Subsequent attempted sixer was invisible,
Match was a draw, people began to disperse!

Last these moments remaining unseen,
I continued still facing the TV screen,
Vegetables for cooking were an instant need,
For cricket, I had then paid no any heed !

Came out of kitchen, my dear virago,
Causing fear, quite as if in vertigo !
Sustained, as I was, by her such attitude,
I kept mum as a cunning device to elude !

Snaky-sensed, then my wife came quite near,
I asked her, “What is the trouble, my dear ?”
She didn’t reply, thus causing same fear,
Left was too little then to hear and bear!

Loudly she asked me to leave the chair,
And find what’s happening here and there!
First of all, she showed me the kitchen,
Before she would tell what I couldn’t listen !

The boiling cooker was exuding acrid smell,
As pungent as by badly burning tyres,
Whole house then was feeling unwell,
L.P.G, too, was then flaming fires!

My wife carelessly felt all immaterial,
As she was now indulged in a TV serial,
Which she was missing while in the kitchen,
Now that she has completed her mission!

The choosy serial was all cause of the fuss,
The vegetables asked for as a pretext quite thus !
I myself had to set right everything,
Queen when happy, so would be the King!

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Note:-This is merely an imaginary poem !

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”BEWARE OF OPPORTUNISTS”
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Whenever we satirize any opportunist,

Chameleon is the name, aptly to subsist!

But if we divert to all other sides,

Opalescent people are spread, besides!


Opportunely, people turn renegades,

So as to gain more lucrative grades!

Main such roles are playing political leaders,

Union Leaders and Practicing Pleaders!


Boot-lickers are such notorious elements,

To succeed always to acquire supplements!

The Divine Law is unforeseen destiny,

Facing that all seem quite too mini!


End of opportunists or renegades,

Any day may fall for years and decades!

So,

Give wide berth to opportune bootlickers,

Lest they be never-detachable stickers!

This vigil may make you always easy,

Least fearful, you may then be busy !

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“The Prime Premier Of India”
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Since Independence, India stood under wings of 14-Premiers,

Among whom included were both Juniors and Seniors!

Shaking hands willy-nilly, as if, each other’s fellow,

Chronologically their names are enumerated below:

J.L. Nehru, G.L. Nanda, L.B. Shashtri, Indira Gandhi,

Morarji Desai, Charan Singh, Rajiv Gandhi,

V.P. Singh,