I Doubt I Will Survive Living With These Guys (Old Version-Editing), Alyza Slaton [best color ereader txt] 📗

Psh." He said

When Dallas and I lie we say 'Psh' a lot. I don't know why we just do.

"You're lying." Bianca said

"Psh, nu-uh."

"Psh yeah-huh." Bianca said mocking him

I could literally see Dallas sputtering.

"I want ice cream." Bianca said

"So?" Dallas asked

"We're going to get some." Bianca said simply

"Says who?"

"Me."

"Go get your own ice cream." Dallas said

"Okay, I'll just ask Xavier to take me." Bianca said

"No! I'll take you." Dallas said quickly

"No it's alright. Xavier will take me."

"I already said I would. Let's go!" Dallas said

"Okay. I'll meet you down stairs." Bianca said

I heard foot-steps running down stairs.

"You're welcome!" Bianca sang

"Thank you!" I sang back

I turned to Kayden and his eyes were drooping. I laughed a little.

"You can go to sleep." I said

He nodded and tightened his grip on me, "Love you."

"I love you too." I said closing my eyes

A few minutes later, sleep consumed me.


Chapter:12 (Regret and ear flicking?

“Alexis Shontelle Ryan’s!” Someone yelled

That instantly woke me up and I jumped. I felt Kayden jump also. His arm tightened around me and he tried to go back to sleep.

“What?” I asked groggily

“Open the door this instant!” Dallas’ voice boomed

“Hell no. You just woke me up!” I yelled quietly-if that’s possible-as to not wake Kayden up again

“I’mma slice you!” He threatened

“How you gonna slice me if you can’t get in?” I asked smugly

“I just am! Don’t sass me.” He said stupidly

“Sure.” I said snuggling back into Kayden’s arms

“Open the door!” He ordered

“I don’t take orders. Sorry.”

It was quiet so I though he left. I closed my eyes and they flew open when I heard a big thud and my walls raddled.

I heard Dallas grunt and then there was another thud. Kayden jumped up and into a fighting stance I assume. I held back a laugh at his face.

“What’s wrong?!” He asked

“Shut up!” I hissed

“Kayden?!” Dallas yelled

Kayden instantly straightened up with a frightful look on his face.

He mouthed, “I’m not here.” to me and ran into my bathroom.

I laughed and got up. I opened the door just as Dallas went flying into it. He fell on me and we toppled to the ground with an ‘oof’.

“Dallas!” I whined “Get offffffff!”

He hopped off me and went to sit on my bed.

“Gee, thanks for helping me up.” I said sarcastically and I got up and dusted myself off

“No prob lil’ sis’.” He replies

“What do you want?” I demanded

“I need to talk to you.” He said, nervously scratching the back of his neck

“About?” I pressed

“In private. Alone.” He said

I looked around, “From what I can see, we are alone.”

“I know Kayden’s hiding in your bathroom.” He said casually

“He is?” I gasped feigning shock

“Shut up. It’s important.” He said in a serious voice

“Get out Kayden.” I said frowning in confusion

Kayden came strolling out like he owned the place. Shirtless. Good job Kayden. Good job. Please note the sarcasm.

“Why don’t you have a shirt on?” Dallas demanded

Kayden smirked, “Your little sister has an obsession with my 8-pack.”

“Do not!” I yelled defensively

“Get your shirt on!” Dallas shrieked

“Wow, Dallas. I really hope Bianca heard that.” I admit

“Shut up.” He mumbled embarrassed

“Fine.” Kayden sighed as he grabbed his shirt and started to slip it on

“Wait!” I yelled when the shirt was on his shoulders, I turned to Dallas “Does he have to?”

“Yes!” Dallas yelled exasperated

“Fine. Proceed.” I told Kayden

He chuckled and put the shirt on. Oh how I envy that shirt. I scowled at Dallas.

Kayden walked over to me and put his hands on my waist. He leaned his head down to my ear.

“Hey!” Dallas yelled

Kayden ignored him and whisper “You can see me shirtless later.” in my ear

I shivered as he kissed the side of my neck sensually. Then he let go and started walking towards the door. Leaving me in a daze.

“Love you!” He called back

He shut the door and I stared at it. I snapped out of my daze.

“Kayden, you douche!” I yelled

I heard his chuckled and then foot-steps running down stairs.

I turned to Dallas, “What’d you want to talk about?”

“Do-do you t-think that you could t-talk to B-Bianca f-for me?” He stuttered

“You want me to talk to Bianca for you?” I asked, making sure I heard his correctly

He nodded looking down.

“Talk to her about what?” I asked confused

“Ask if she likes me but be inconspicuous about it.” He said nervously

My eyes widened and I smiled widely, “Awww, little Dally-Bug has a crush on Bianca.” I teased poking his cheek

“I don’t have a crush on her.” He said defensively

“Yes you dooooo!” I sang poking his forehead

“Shut UP!” He groaned

I laughed and sat down, “Why don’t you just ask her?”

“Because what if she doesn’t?”

“But what if she does?” I countered

“Yeah, but what if she doesn’t? I don’t want to have to go through that embarrassment.” He sighed

“Fine. I’ll talk to her.” I said

“Thank you.” He said grateful

I set my hand on his shoulder, “No prob big bro.”

I flicked his ear, ran out my room and down stairs. I heard his groan of annoyance.

When I got down stairs only a couple of the guys were in the living room. The house was spotless. Guess they got to work early.

I plopped onto the couch and snatched the remote from Xavier.

“Bitch.” He muttered

“I’m not a dog.” I said staring at the T.V

“Could’ve fooled me.” He said smirking

“You’re an epic douche. You know that, right?” I asked

He glared at me and I smirked.

“Slut.” He said

“Bastard.”

“Whore.”

“Dip-wad.” I said

“C*nt.” He whispered

“Cock sucker.”

“Vagina sucker.” He said angrily

“Shit face.”

He hesitated, “Ear flicker.”

“Proud to say I am you LINT LICKER!” I yelled the last bit

At that everyone started laughed while Xavier glared at me. I smiled back innocently.

I looked back at the T.V and turned Spongebob on. Oh yeah, Baby. Spongebob is the business.
All the guys groaned and got up, almost simultaneously. They all went to the kitchen, some of them mumbling about how I ruin their life. I chuckled and followed them.

“How do I ruin your lives?” I asked chuckling

“You just do.” Aaron groaned

Jerriko, Justin, Chris, and Noah all nodded in agreement

I laughed and walked over to the fridge.

“Make us food.” Justin ordered

“In your dreams.” I scoffed

“Your in mine every night.” Chris said looking me up and down

“Shut up.” Kayden snapped glaring at him

Chris chuckled, “Calm down man and I’m not gonna say I was just kidding because I wasn’t.” He said smirking

Kayden looked away angrily. I walked over and sat down on his lap.

“What’s wrong?” I asked softly

“Nothing.” He sighed

I looked into his eyes and he was lying. I leaned forward a softly pecked his lips.

“Ignore him.” I murmured against his lips

He nodded and kissed me back.

“Hey, hey, hey! We’re at the dinner table sickos.” J.T chuckled

I pulled back and glared at him, “Shut up.”

He smiled innocently at me, “What’d I do?”

I didn’t reply, I just got up and went over to the fridge.

“Who wants dinner?” I asked in a bored tone

“Me!” They all yelled

“What do you guys want?” I asked

“Chicken and dumplings!” They yelled

“You guys always want that!” I pointed out

“Cause it’s so good!” They gushed

I shook my head, smiling slightly and went to the fridge. I got out 4 cans of biscuits and put them on the table.

“Go wash your hands.” I ordered

They all hoped up and ran to the bathrooms and the sink. They always have a race of who can finish washing their hands first.

Jerriko came back first and grinned triumphantly. “I win!”

The other boys came running back and they groaned when they saw Jerriko already sitting down.

They sulked back to the table and grabbed some biscuits.

“Rip them into fourths.” I told they

They nodded and started ripping the biscuits. I went back to the fridge and pulled out four chicken breast. I pulled out the cutting boards and started cutting the fat off the chicken.

Then I cut the chicken into little pieces.

I went and grabbed a pot, I placed the chicken in the pot, added the chicken broth, and a cup and a half of water. Turned the stove on and walked over to the guys.

“You’re doing it wrong!” Noah yelled at Aaron

“Nu-uh! I’m ripping it into fourths like Lexi said!” Aaron defended himself

“Your pieces are ugly though!” Noah said disgusted

“Who cares?! We’re EATING them!” Aaron shouted

“Exactly! I want my food to be pretty!” Noah yelled throwing a biscuit piece at Aaron

“Hey!” I yelled

They looked at me, “What?”

“Pick it up and throw it away.” I said to Noah

He glared at Aaron and went to pick it up.

“It doesn’t have to be pretty. It’s food.” I said

“See?!” Aaron yelled at Noah

“Hmph.” Was all Noah said before he sat down and started ripping again

I walked back over to the stove and saw that the chicken had just started simmering, I added a little salt.

“Did you just add salt?!” Justin screamed

“Yeah.” I said slowly

“I don’t like salt!” He yelled

“I had to so it would have more flavor.” I explained

“Oh…okay then. Continue.” He relaxed

“Freak-nut.” I muttered

“I heard that bitch!” He yelled at me

“Don’t care man-whore.” I retorted

“I find that offensive!”

“Once again. Don’t care.” I said smiling sweetly

“Don’t worry Jus, she calls everyone that.” Kayden sighed

Everyone laughed.

“She called you one, didn’t she?” Noah laughed

“Yeah. Even after I told her I wasn’t!” Kayden stressed

“But you are one.” I arched a brow

“NO I’M NOT!” He yelled standing up

“Yes you are and sit down.” I said

He slowly sat down, “I’m not a man-whore.”

“Sure.” I said turning back to the stove

Suddenly I felt a muscled body against my back.

“You’re in love with a man-whore then.” Kayden whispered in my ear as he wrapped his arms around my waist

“I guess I am.” I laughed

He kissed the side of my head and let go. I looked at the chicken and took a piece out. I poked it with my finger. They weren’t done yet.

I put it back in