He Fell In Love With His Wife, Edward Payson Roe [children's books read aloud .TXT] 📗
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meet tricks with tricks,” he muttered.
Returning to his own apartment, he lighted a fire in the stove and laid upon
the kindling blaze some dampened wood, then went out and quietly hitched his
horses to the wagon.
The pungent odor of smoke soon filled the house. The cover over the pipe-hole
in Mrs. Mumpson’s room was not very secure, and thick volumes began to pour in
upon the startled widow. “Jane!” she shrieked.
If Jane was sullen toward Holcroft, she was furious at her mother, and paid no
heed at first to her cry.
“Jane, Jane, the house is on fire!”
Then the child did fly up the stairway. The smoke seemed to confirm the words
of her mother, who was dressing in hot haste. “Run and tell Mr. Holcroft!” she
cried.
“I won’t,” said the girl. “If he won’t keep us in the house, I don’t care if
he don’t have any house.”
“No, no, tell him!” screamed Mrs. Mumpson. “If we save his house he will
relent. Gratitude will overwhelm him. So far from turning us away, he will
sue, he will plead for forgiveness for his former harshness; his home saved
will be our home won. Just put our things in the trunk first. Perhaps the
house can’t be saved, and you know we must save OUR things. Help me, quick!
There, there; now, now”—both were sneezing and choking in a half-strangled
manner. “Now let me lock it; my hand trembles so; take hold and draw it out;
drag it downstairs; no matter how it scratches things!”
Having reached the hall below, she opened the door and shrieked for Holcroft;
Jane also began running toward the barn. The farmer came hastily out, and
shouted, “What’s the matter?”
“The house is on fire!” they screamed in chorus.
To carry out his ruse, he ran swiftly to the house. Mrs. Mumpson stood before
him wringing her hands and crying, “Oh, dear Mr. Holcroft, can’t I do anything
to help you? I would so like to help you and—”
“Yes, my good woman, let me get in the door and see what’s the matter. Oh,
here’s your trunk. That’s sensible. Better get it outside,” and he went up
the stairs two steps at a time and rushed into his room.
“Jane, Jane,” ejaculated Mrs. Mumpson, sinking on a seat in the porch, “he
called me his good woman!” But Jane was busy dragging the trunk out of doors.
Having secured her own and her mother’s worldly possessions, she called,
“Shall I bring water and carry things out?”
“No,” he replied, “not yet. There’s something the matter with the chimney,”
and he hastened up to the attic room, removed the clog from the flue, put on
the cover again, and threw open the window. Returning, he locked the door of
the room which Mrs. Mumpson had occupied and came downstairs. “I must get a
ladder and examine the chimney,” he said as he passed.
“Oh, my dear Mr. Holcroft!” the widow began.
“Can’t talk with you yet,” and he hastened on.
“As soon as he’s sure the house is safe, Jane, all will be well.”
But the girl had grown hopeless and cynical. She had not penetrated his
scheme to restore her mother to health, but understood the man well enough to
be sure that her mother’s hopes would end as they had in the past. She sat
down apathetically on the trunk to see what would happen next.
After a brief inspection Holcroft came down from the roof and said, “The
chimney will have to be repaired,” which was true enough and equally so of
other parts of the dwelling. The fortunes of the owner were reflected in the
appearance of the building.
If it were a possible thing Holcroft wished to carry out his ruse undetected,
and he hastened upstairs again, ostensibly to see that all danger had passed,
but in reality to prepare his mind for an intensely disagreeable interview.
“I’d rather face a mob of men than that one idiotic woman,” he muttered. “I
could calculate the actions of a setting hen with her head cut off better than
I can this widow’s. But there’s no help for it,” and he came down looking
very resolute. “I’ve let the fire in my stove go out, and there’s no more
danger,” he said quietly, as he sat down on the porch opposite Mrs. Mumpson.
“Oh-h,” she exclaimed, with a long breath of relief, “we’ve saved the
dwelling. What would we have done if it had burned down! We would have been
homeless.”
“That may be my condition soon, as it is,” he said coldly. “I am very glad,
Mrs. Mumpson, that you are so much better. As Jane told you, I suppose, I
will pay you the sum I agreed to give you for three months’ service—”
“My dear Mr. Holcroft, my nerves have been too shaken to talk business this
morning,” and the widow leaned back and looked as if she were going to faint.
“I’m only a poor lone woman,” she added feebly, “and you cannot be so lacking
in the milk of human kindness as to take advantage of me.”
“No, madam, nor shall I allow you and Lemuel Weeks to take advantage of me.
This is my house and I have a right to make my own arrangements.”
“It might all be arranged so easily in another way,” sighed the widow.
“It cannot be arranged in any other way—” he began.
“Mr. Holcroft,” she cried, leaning suddenly forward with clasped hands and
speaking effusively, “you but now called me your good woman. Think how much
those words mean. Make them true, now that you’ve spoken them. Then you
won’t be homeless and will never need a caretaker.”
“Are you making me an offer of marriage?” he asked with lowering brow.
“Oh, no, indeed!” she simpered. “That wouldn’t be becoming in me. I’m only
responding to your own words.”
Rising, he said sternly, “No power on earth could induce me to marry you, and
that would be plain enough if you were in your right mind. I shall not stand
this foolishness another moment. You must go with me at once to Lemuel
Weeks’. If you will not, I’ll have you taken to an insane asylum.”
“To an insane asylum! What for?” she half shrieked, springing to her feet.
“You’ll see,” he replied, going down the steps. “Jump up, Jane! I shall take
the trunk to your cousin’s. If you are so crazy as to stay in a man’s house
when he don’t want you and won’t have you, you are fit only for an asylum.”
Mrs. Mumpson was sane enough to perceive that she was at the end of her
adhesive resources. In his possession of her trunk, the farmer also had a
strategic advantage which made it necessary for her to yield. She did so,
however, with very bad grace. When he drove up, she bounced into the wagon as
if made of India rubber, while Jane followed slowly, with a look of sullen
apathy. He touched his horses with the whip into a smart trot, scarcely
daring to believe in his good fortune. The lane was rather steep and rough,
and he soon had to pull up lest the object of his unhappy solicitude should be
jolted out of the vehicle. This gave the widow her chance to open fire. “The
end has not come yet, Mr. Holcroft,” she said vindictively. “You may think you
are going to have an easy triumph over a poor, friendless, unfortunate,
sensitive, afflicted woman and a fatherless child, but you shall soon learn
that there’s a law in the land. You have addressed improper words to me, you
have threatened me, you have broken your agreement. I have writings, I have a
memory, I have language to plead the cause of the widow and the fatherless. I
have been wronged, outraged, trampled upon, and then turned out of doors. The
indignant world shall hear my story, the finger of scorn will be pointed at
you. Your name will become a byword and a hissing. Respecterble women,
respecterbly connected, will stand aloof and shudder.”
The torrent of words was unchecked except when the wheels struck a stone,
jolting her so severely that her jaws came together with a click as if she
were snapping at him.
He made no reply whatever, but longed to get his hands upon Lemuel Weeks.
Pushing his horses to a high rate of speed, he soon reached that interested
neighbor’s door, intercepting him just as he was starting to town.
He looked very sour as he saw his wife’s relatives, and demanded harshly,
“What does this mean?”
“It means,” cried Mrs. Mumpson in her high, cackling tones, “that he’s said
things and done things too awful to speak of; that he’s broken his agreement
and turned us out of doors.”
“Jim Holcroft,” said Mr. Weeks, blustering up to the wagon, “you can’t carry
on with this high hand. Take these people back to your house where they
belong, or you’ll be sorry.”
Holcroft sprang out, whirled Mr. Weeks out of his way, took out the trunk,
then with equal expedition and no more ceremony lifted down Mrs. Mumpson and
Jane.
“Do you know what you’re about?” shouted Mr. Weeks in a rage. “I’ll have the
law on you this very day.”
Holcroft maintained his ominous silence as he hitched his horses securely.
Then he strode toward Weeks, who backed away from him. “Oh, don’t be afraid,
you sneaking, cowardly fox!” said the farmer bitterly. “If I gave you your
desserts, I’d take my horsewhip to you. You’re going to law me, are you?
Well, begin today, and I’ll be ready for you. I won’t demean myself by
answering that woman, but I’m ready for you in any way you’ve a mind to come.
I’ll put you and your wife on the witness stand. I’ll summon Cousin Abram, as
you call him, and his wife, and compel you all under oath to give Mrs. Mumpson
a few testimonials. I’ll prove the trick you played on me and the lies you
told. I’ll prove that this woman, in my absence, invaded my room, and with
keys of her own opened my dead wife’s bureau and pulled out her things. I’ll
prove that she hasn’t earned her salt and can’t, and may prove something more.
Now, if you want to go to law, begin. Nothing would please me better than to
show up you and your tribe. I’ve offered to pay this woman her three months’
wages in full, and so have kept my agreement. She has not kept hers, for
she’s only sat in a rocking chair and made trouble. Now, do as you please.
I’ll give you all the law you want. I’d like to add a horsewhipping, but that
would give you a case and now you haven’t any.”
As Holcroft uttered these words sternly and slowly, like a man angry indeed
but under perfect self-control, the perspiration broke out on Weeks’ face. He
was aware that Mrs. Mumpson was too well known to play the role of a wronged
woman, and remembered what his testimony and that of many others would be
under oath. Therefore, he began, “Oh, well, Mr. Holcroft! There’s no need of
your getting in such a rage and threatening so; I’m willing to talk the matter
over and only want to do the square thing.”
The farmer made a gesture of disgust as he said, “I understand you, Lemuel
Weeks. There’s no talking needed and I’m in no mood for it.
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