The Kids Grow Up, Trish Hanan [books you need to read .txt] 📗

Sissy giggled.
“Jackson’s not like that, the stinkier my pussy gets, the better he likes it,” she confessed and they all laughed. Violet gave her an evil smile, she could have told her that, but Sissy didn’t know about her husband’s participations in the sex parties, she thought he just got drunk at parties and they put him to bed to sleep it off.
“I’m very careful with Milo, I wash myself every night before we go to bed just in case he wants to do that, it’s just a nice thing to do,” Sarah told her daughter who sighed.
“Well, shit, now I have to apologize to Jake,” she declared and both older women laughed, they knew the younger woman hated to admit when she was wrong.
The following week at one of Gloria’s famous sex parties Jake was having a good time until he stuck his dick into the ass of one of the rented go-go boys from the Bird Cage and pulled it out to find it all covered in shit. He almost lost his dinner and drinks and he did lose his hard on. He rushed to the bathroom to wash, cursing all the way and hating himself for not wearing a condom. The next morning he woke up with strange milky white discharge leaking from his penis and rushed to the clinic to see Dr. George who diagnosed him with a venereal disease. Jake was stunned and heartbroken.
“But I thought we didn’t have any of those,” he stammered. Dr. George patted his shoulder.
“We didn’t, unfortunately the alterians do and they can pass them along to us,” he informed his patient. “Fortunately I have a cure for you, a little shot and it will go away in a week but you can’t have any sex for the next seven days. I have some cream for you to put on your penis; you’re going to be getting a little rash.” Jake looked horrified.
“If you want I can get Harry in here and he can heal you right away, he’s done it for the kids and some of the adults and it’s pretty quick and you won’t need the cream and you can have sex right away,” Dr. George offered. Jake shook his head.
“Oh, God, no, I don’t want Harry finding out about this, its too embarrassing,” he said firmly. The older man sighed.
“There’s nothing embarrassing about this, Jake, it happens to all of us who have sex with the alterians at one time or the other and Harry won’t mind,” he assured him but Jake shook his head again.
“That’s okay, I’ll take the shot and the cream,” he said and Dr. George smiled and gave them to him. Jake went home informed Violet he was never having sex with another alterian, they were filthy disgusting creatures. She laughed when he told her what had happened.
“Well, you should be used to seeing shit, didn’t that used to happen when you used to fuck Harry?” she sneered. He looked appalled.
“That never happened when I had sex with Harry, Harry was always clean, I never pulled out my dick and saw shit, never, that was the most disgusting thing I ever saw,” he shouted. She laughed.
“Well, use a condom the next time like the other men do,” Violet told him. He nodded and she kissed him.
“I can’t believe you fucked Harry for ninety-three years and you never saw shit, he must have douched all the time, his bowels must be all fucked up,” she declared and he wondered if that was true. Poor Harry he thought. Then he sighed and thought poor Jake, no sex for a week and he wondered what kind of rash he was going to get. It turned out to be a very red and very painful rash and he tried not to scratch but he couldn’t help it. And Violet was mad because he couldn’t participate in the following week’s party and she had to go alone.
Harry woke up the next morning and after breakfast practiced his flying. He found out that by bending his knees slightly he could take off easier and that the two dogs loved flying with him. He also found out that flying without goggles and something covering his ears wasn’t smart. The wind dried out his eyes and made seeing difficult and the wind blowing in his ears hurt and it must have done the same to the dogs. So he decided to make a trip back to Eden and fix them all up with goggles and hats with ear coverings. He told his audience he had a special treat in store for them in a couple days so he had to go off to set it up. Then he flew home.
“Harry, I saw the show, what kind of treat are you working on?” James Campbell asked as he entered the Surf City. Harry grinned and let all of his animals in with him. All the people in the store rushed over to make over them and ask for his autograph.
“I’m working on a special project, you’ll see in a couple of days, right now I’m looking for goggles maybe the kind swimmers wear, where do you keep them?” he asked. James walked him to the right aisle and helped him pick them out. Harry took all his stock of ones he thought would do and to the delight of the people watching, tried several pairs on the dogs to find ones that fit them.
“Are the dogs going to be part of your project, Harry?” one woman asked. Harry nodded.
“Of course, I’d never do anything without Bo and Gertie, say hello to everyone, Gertie,” he said and Gertie barked while everyone grinned and petted her and Bo. They petted the cats too and made them purr.
“When Bear and Darla have kittens can I have one?” a little girl asked. Harry grinned.
“Oh, they’re much too young to have kittens, but I’ll keep you in mind, see all of you folks later bye,” he said. “Say goodbye, Gertie,” he said and Gertie barked. Everyone waved and said goodbye to them and they left. Then he went to Steve’s hat store which thankfully was empty except for the Alterian who ran it for him who was ecstatic to meet the famous Harry, Bo, Gertie, Bear and Darla and helped him find cloth hats to fit the dogs and hats that he could take the ear flaps off and sew to the other hats to protect their ears. Harry paid for everything because he was sure the man had never heard about the no-paying deal and then went home and made a pizza for dinner. He watched an old rerun of one of his shows and laughed at himself and went to bed.
“You’re a very funny person, Harry,” he said as he climbed into bed.
Jake was watching the same program and it was one he hadn’t seen before and his heart ached at the sight of Gertie barking on cue. He wondered how on earth Harry had trained her to do that. Bo looked good and so did those cats Bear and Darla, they followed Bo around like he was their daddy. He looked around his lonely house and wondered why they never got the cats Violet had promise they’d get, probably because she didn’t want animals shedding and leaving hairs on her perfect décor. He looked around the perfect house with everything perfectly placed and wanted to move things around but knew that that would only irritate her and set her off. So he just sat there and watched his beloved dogs and Harry who looked pretty good with that cute little mustache and that long ponytail. He wondered when he had started wearing his hair like that, he didn’t look anything like he used to; that mustache made him look like a stranger. If it wasn’t for those purple pixie eyes Jake would have sworn he was staring at someone else, he couldn’t even see Harry’s upper lip anymore and that perfect cupid mouth and that was a damned shame. He sighed and scratched his balls that were covered in red rash and hated those nasty go-go boys; he was never touching one of them again.
The next day Harry flew back to Sherwood and prepared the dogs for the great surprise and greeted his viewers. He knew they would all be surprised by the getups they were wearing.
“Hi again, this is Harry with Gertie, Bo, Bear and Darling high on a mountain top from Sherwood, say hello, Gertie,” he said and Gertie of course barked. “You might wonder what the heck are we wearing and I’m going to tell you. We are wearing our flying gear. That’s right, we’re all going to take a little flight today over to that nest where some baby eagles are and we want to take a closer look. Hopefully Momma and Daddy eagle will be off somewhere and we can take a peek. Now I know you’re all asking yourself how in the world are Harry and the dogs going to get over there? Well, the answer is simple. I’ve rigged the Elizabeth on remote and some harnesses and we’re going to just lift off the ground and safely just cruise over there. And in case you’re wondering about the dogs, let me tell you, Gertie and Bo, love to fly. They really do, if they didn’t, I would never let them do it. Now Bear and Darla hate to get their feet off the ground so they won’t be joining us. Let’s go, doggies, and see some eagles.”
Harry lifted himself off the ground and then lifted the dogs who really did look like they were enjoying the experience and they flew over to the eagle’s next and took a look at the baby eagles and they were cute as hell. And they got a really good look at them before Momma came swooping in and they had to leave. Then Harry flew around the mountain and the viewers got to see all kinds of things they would have never got to see without the action cam, as Harry was calling the flying camera.
Steve and DJ got tons of calling about the new format, some wanted Harry to stop immediately and demanded that the dogs be taken away from him; they swore they were being abused. But the men pointed out that the dogs obviously loved to fly, they weren’t whining or crying but laughing and wagging their tails when Harry announced if they wanted to fly, the dogs jumped up with excitement and couldn’t wait to get up in the air. If the Alterians had a problem with flight, that was their problem, the humans had no problem with flying dogs; they all thought they were cute.
Now that Harry was airborne his viewers got a new perspective on the continent and they were enthralled and gasped at the beautiful scenery. All of the humans were enthralled also and more than a few of them commented that maybe they had picked the wrong continent and they should have made their town on Sherwood instead of Eden when they first landed. And when Harry showed them the snow-capped mountains in the winter they all gasped at the wonder and beauty before them. They even witnessed an avalanche and its wild thunder as it roared down the mountainside.
“My God, that’s magnificent,” Max muttered as the waves of