Siete minutos, Ismael Camacho Arango [read with me TXT] 📗

WOMAN
The Beatles sing operas.
FAT PROFESSOR
Our friend the businessman doesn’t have time for these things.
HOMER
What happened after he went naked?
FAT PROFESSOR
He had found a way to look at the angels.
HOMER
Really?
FAT PROFESSOR
It shows us how the mind works. The professor had to see angels, so he went
to find them.
HOMER
Did he go to heaven?
FAT PROFESSOR
You have to be dead to go to heaven and our professor was alive.
HOMER
How did he do it then?
FAT PROFESSOR
He remembered the nappy of Christ kept in the Corraplitences Monastery. That’s why
he ran naked through the streets.
HOMER
What a man!
FAT PROFESSOR
He took some faecal matter from the nappy, with a needle blessed by the pope. As
he put it under his microscope, he found them.
HOMER
Who did he find?
FAT PROFESSOR
He saw the angels, of course.
HOMER
It’s incredible.
WOMAN
Did you think he had worms?
FAT PROFESSOR
Let’s not have those crazy thoughts. He only saw angels in his microscopic field.
HOMER
What a genius!
FAT PROFESSOR
He wanted to know the angels’ sex, and how many of them could dance on the head of
the needle.
WOMAN
It’s a fascinating topic.
FAT PROFESSOR
As he centred the microscope on the head of the needle, he saw male and female
angels dancing in pairs.
WOMAN
All the honours in the world are not enough for such a genius.
HOMER
Do you want another coca cola?
THIN PROFESSOR
I want a cold one.
FAT PROFESSOR
I also want one.