Siete minutos, Ismael Camacho Arango [read with me TXT] 📗

FERNY
What’s that, my dear?
THIN PROFESSOR
He was a man who used to give things to people.
FERNY
How boring.
WOMAN
I thought he had been a Greek emperor.
FAT PROFESSOR.
Charlemagne was the Greek Emperor.
WOMAN
I was never good in geography.
FIFI
I hate maths.
FERNY
I’m also like that. I still don’t know what Christopher Columbus did.
THIN PROFESSOR
He discovered penicillin.
FAT PROFESSOR
Don’t confuse him with Gagarin. He discovered the moon.
FERNY
Was it the full moon?

THIN PROFESSOR
No, it was the honeymoon.
FERNY
I forbid you to talk about that.
FIFI
Professor Greer is Gagarin then.
Professor Greer looks drunk.
PROFESSOR GREER
Excuse me. I don’t like to gargle.
FIFI
It isn’t Gargarin but Gagarin.
PROFESSOR GREER
Is that a medication for the flu?
FERNY
No honey, he’s the discoverer of the moon.
Homer arrives with Chucho.
HOMER
I want to introduce Chucho to these prominent scientists.
The sailor bows.
HOMER
Chucho must be a surprise for my scientists. Greet my guests properly Chucho.

The sailor shakes hands with everyone.
CHUCHO
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It’s a pleasure for me to serve you.
They applaud.

HOMER
You can ask him questions.
THIN PROFESSOR
Can you tell us something about the first football championship?
CHUCHO
It was played in Montevideo, Paraguay from the 13 of June to the 31 of July 1930.
Argentina won over the United States in the semi final. It was 6- 1. Uruguay bit
Yugoslavia 6- 1. Uruguay bit Argentina in the final game, 6- 2.
EVERYBODY
Unbelievable!