How to abandon your friends like a boss, flippy cheese [books to read to improve english TXT] 📗

Become Quanah Roberts (Troll)

 be a dick and not respect your friend's opinion

 If you are still quanah roberts, be a whiny dickhead. it adds realism

 cry like a baby in your own pity, thinking it's all your friends fault about the argument

call your friend gay about one trillion times

 make a big long contract stating you are a childish dick, and get a guy to sign it.

tell your friends that they suck, and then leave them. you have succesfully abandoned your friends, or have become Quanah Roberts. Same thing.

Publication Date: 12-15-2014

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