ninjago the portal to spinjitzu, joseph bresina [best ereader for pc txt] 📗

then it poofed away "whoa what was that talking horse?" kai asked before i slapped his head "that talking PONY was princess celestia i have a telepathic communication with that realm...well some of it." they simpily clapped "let me try again i need to keep a clear mind though." i focused again and thought of celestia POOF (yes i kinda gotta do the sound) "joseph what is this?" "calm celestia i have gone to another realm nothing to worry about but i need to keep concentration so i keep contact simple training right now." "oh alright so where did you go?" "i went to the realm of ninjago and these are the 6 ninja, adding me makes them 7." "oh sweet mother of luna!" "what is it your majesty?" kai asked sounding like and idiot to me but that being because i am not used to hearing "majesty" when celestia is around "twilight has told me that discord was planning to head to that dimension." "SAY WHAT?" POOF she was gone "what happened joe?" "oh my god oh my god no no no no this is bad no no no." i was slapped across the face "get a grip.ok who is this discord?" "give me a second i might be able to conjure up an image." i thought about an image of discord and it showed up "discord god of disharmony and chaos if he starts chaos here who knows what will happen but if we train enough we can stop him but if he get's here soon everyone needs to remain calm or he will gain power with eaxh scream explosion and such." "this can't be good." jay said "yeah but- wait i can get twilight on the line maybe." i thought of twilight and then "JOSEPH oh my gosh i can't beleive it when celestia sent that letter to me i thought for sure he would be there by now." "just wait i need to focus to keep this up now did discord tell anything in detail?" "no mostly that the lego...um.....'behinds' is all i am going to say.were going to perish." "Well we will se to it that doesn't happen i am going to disconnect and keep training." "WAIT...joseph....be carefull i don't think dash would like a dead husband." "gotcha see ya." i poofed her away and they were all standing with wide open mouths which i closed. "what the heck?" "what so i am married to another being in another realm so what i have a pony body in the realm." "rrright well you go ahead and do one more thing we will sit back and watch." "well...anyone familiar with the game plants vs zombies?" "i am." kai said cheerfully "ok get to the other end and get ready we will have a match and maybe tomarrow i will get you two." kai got to the other end and readyed himself for plant warfare "ready." i picked repeater cabage-pault jalepenio and squash as well as some melon paults "ready." kai had chosen the gargantuar as anyone would and the pogo and the wave and some football zombies. " READY 3 2 1 BEGIN!" we started out fair putting up defences and then kai sent out a fb player and my cabbage had a hard time so i put a melon pault in that row and a jalepenio and put in 2 melon paults and hamered one row and just as he put down a gar gantuar i won "and thats all she said." i said in victory "oh what how in the?" "that's what happens when you don't pay attention kai." and then i summoned one more thing "DIIIIAAAAALLLGGGGGAAAAA." the wild dialga roared "HOLY COW DUDE." i quickly sent it away drained of power "i guess summoning and sending it takes power." "yeah we can experiment more tomarrow." "yeah i got a few vehicles to show you." then they were excited

 

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episode 3:vehicle mayhem

 we got up this morning and the guys were sitting in their lawn chairs waiting for me to show them some vehicles.I started out simple one hornet from halo i showed them how to use it "it can hold one driver 2 gunners and maybe 2 to 3 passengers i don't know for certain but if used correctly it is very useful but you actually need weapons when in the passenger seat and the driver has mini guns and rocket pods." the clapped in amazment.Next i showed them a warthog gause "this is pretty self explanitory one beam cannon a passenger and a driver nothing significant but good for quick getaways and chases.Next i showed them a falcon "kinda an updated version of the hornet bet the driver has no guns on this one." i was about to show them another but sensei wu came out in a hurry "ninja we have a problem." "what is it sensei?" "it appears that some animals have grown twice the size and are rampaging." "i think i know who is behind this." i sai in a confident voice "discord yes but i don't know his power." "well that's going to be my job i will fill you in on the way." i brang up a falcon and got in "lets get going two on the guns and three in the passenger seats." i stopped nya "listen i know you are a new ninja but discord is something we should handel alone until you get a better hold on your powers." "*sigh* fine but be careful joe." "i will." we took off and i started breifing "ok now when we get there expect the unexpected he can do anything including change your weapons so be prepared to jump at anytime." we arrived at the site and the animals were about as big as a farmhouse "wrap a wire on the back of the falcon and load it in the grenade launcher." they did so and i sad "now hit it in the legs or the chest trust me." one of them hit it in the chest and the other in the feet i started to go around and around and pretty soon it fell "ok now i need to test something." i concentrated hard and i burst into light and returned in my alicorn form "wholey cow." "now then if i am correct this spell should fix it." just then something hit the ground in front of us and knocked us back "hmph you just have to ruin everything don't you joe?" i heard the mysterious voice and i looked up it was discord "what are you doing discord i thought you were reformed." "i am i am just having fun with this dimension instead." "well good luck feeding off of chaos here it has been peaceful for almost a week and nothing bad has happened until now." kai said "oh you are ever so correct kai but i have a plan to take the place of many leaders in the world and start wars between eachother now if you excuse me." he poofed away to celestia knows where and we went home in the falcon.we arrived at the bounty and sensei immidietly asked "how did it go?" "well the animals are back to size but discord told us his plan he plans to start wars with all the major leaders including the serpentine and cause enough chaos to destroy the world." "oh no this is bad if he does this it will be the end." "well it will be fine cause with the alicorn power joe has it should be pretty easy." "wait he turned into an alicorn he wasn't supposed to know how to do that until he knew how to make real entities." we were surprised "well i gues now i can make vehicles real but i need to be careful too." we nodded "now time for some more practice i made myself some pokeballs "what are those?" "you will see." i started by getting lugia "what are you planning exactly?" "just wait." i threw the pokeball and caught lugia, they were speechless "and now we have a powerful pokemon to help us." they clapped and we went to bed to get some rest for what came tomarrow.

episode 4:the preparation

 we had woken up that morning and i walked out on deck and i seen a clear sky until i saw one falcon flying out at sea i knew the guys had taken the falcon out for a drive because they loved it. i grabbed the radio and called them "joe to kai come in kai." "hey joe what's up?" "i wanted to show you an even better vehicle that carries more people come back in." they hurried right back and i summoned a pelica but didn't make it real yet. "wow this thing has space for 10 people and 3 drivers we could use these." "hey i got an idea let's head back to new ninjago city and i'll get to work on a hangar and a garage for all of this." they agreed and headed back to ninjago city

 

a few minutes later

we finally arrived at a nice clear spot and i threw down a little marker and a giant school sized garage came up enough for 20 cars or mongooses or whatever and then i put down a small spot for aircraft.i then started to set up pelicans and banshees and all that "i think we need to make this our new base unless we go somewhere then we use the bounty." we agreed and then we got a report of......chocholate rain i knew that had to be discord we hurried over with the bounty and a scorpion tank to the frozen wastes and nya met us in the hangar to breif us on the hangar. "ok when we reach the drop zone you can drive the tank out the bay i made adjustments for thrusters that break off when you hit land so it does'nt blow up now get going." we drove out the hangar and started torwards the ground once we got no closer than 20 feet to the ground and the thrusters broke off. It was still a hard landing but the tank lasted we started scouting for discord but once we hit the chocolate rain our radar was screwed up "i think the chocolate rain is messing with our radar." i said "well pop the top and start looking we need