dreaming of equestria 2 be a pony, joe bresina [interesting books to read in english TXT] 📗

 there is the slightest possibility of blood in this book and maybe a few scenes that are for more........older people but i own not my little pony that is courtesy of lauren faust the books though completely my idea. age should be 16 up but can be lower just skip some of the more awkward stuff

a few months after the vacation it was vinyls birthday and me and octaviahad an awesome idea and to be truthfull i didn't think she would go for it.the plan was to take vinyls big black.........thing from her room and use it on her.......(ok this is kinda hard to do without going age inappropriate i am sorry if you are offended please don't read this spot even i am ashamed to be doing this on here.) we went to her room and started looking. "you see it octavia?" "no-wait yes it is here." man she had a taste for these things big and black it was.so we headed into the kitchen and i said to vinyl "hey me and octavia left a surprise in the fridge but listen to the instructions it has EXACTLY." so she went to the kitchen and looked at the piece of cake "so what am i-" "good morning birthday girl." we heard octi say "wait what?" vinyl said still looking at the cake

ok you figure this one out this goes against my nature i tried but lord knows i just can't do it

"well i can't say i didn't enjoy myself after that." i heard octi say "yeah that was just plain......AMAZING." i said sitting up. "well i didn't expect you to go into my room and get my black simulater." "happy birthday." i said

a few days after i decided '*sigh* i suppose i need to renew my connection somehow.' so i walked up to vinyl and said "vinyl listen i need to restore my conection with equestria somehow so i have decided to turn myself into a pony." she looked happier than ever "you know what that means? we can finally have our foal." i looked at her with a face she knew since the day she asked me for that. "oh come on joe." "listen i just don't think i am ready for a foal yet and besides what if we get divorced one day?" "well we can figure it out....wait are you expecting me to divorce you?" "no it's just-" "because i will divorce you in 1 dayif that's what you want!" i sighed "listen i just-" "nope thats it we are through." she stormed off through the door "octavia go and make sure she doesn't do anything regretfull." she nooded and went on her way in the meantime i ran over to the barn to get aj.

i ran into the house as fast as possible "WHERE'S AJ?" "why?" big mac asked "vinyls is divorcing me and i need to grab my stuff before she gets back." "upstairs i'll get her." i went outside to stash the harley and aj came running. "joseph i heard what can i do?" "either go stall vinyl or help me move stuff to the barn." "i can help you i have a place to stach everything." she opened the floor of the barn "been meaning to find a use for this." i smiled and hugged her we got to the house grabbed my  games and systems and then came back for the tv but we were too late. "what are you doing?" vinyl was standing in the doorway looking quite pissed "well i was grabbing my stuff." "you mean my stuff all in my name." "oh really?" i grabbed a golf club from my clubs. "um joe." aj tried to talk "nope." i smashed 2 windows "i said one more chance and you ruined it so i am going to ruin your house." "NO JOE." aj yelled tring to stop me "i ain't listning." i smashed 5 more windows "you brought this on yourself." i smashed the bass cannon. vinyl looked even more pissed "oh was that the bass cannon let me fix it." i smashed it even more then i got a hose and sprayed it down "there better?" i smiled as i said this "oh i forgot the dishwasher." "you wouldn't." "JOSEPH PLEASE." "STAY OUT OF THIS AJ." i didn't care if i died in this process. i proceeded to conjure up a flame current from my hands remembering that i am an allicorn. "BURN ***** BURN." vinyl looked really broken

"oh whats the matter afraid of your ex-WHOOOA" i screamed as she jumped on me trying to strangle me with her magic.just then celestia and luna popped through the door with guards and i remembered that luna became human to marry travis. "what is going on here?" "oh nothing just a little RENOVATION before i leave her for good." "so big mac was right." she must have heard big mac. "listen you don't need-" "fine i am out **** you all." i held a middle up as i walked. i got to the barn and started talking to myself again "i will show them all that i don't need them i will show them with the power given to me by CELESTIA HERSELF." i grew with the power and destroyed the barn and started my self enduced rampage "do you know what you have done?" celestia asked vinyl "yeah dumped an ass." "no when an alicorn becomes enfused with too much rage he or she will become a monster." "oh..." they looked out the broken window to see me throwing lightning strikes and fireballs at the town as if i was a dragon "there is only one way to stop him." "i know of the way you mean too well sister." vinyl gasped when she relized what she ment "no don't send him to the moon it was my fault." "yes but he has become too powerful to do anything else." vinyl stopped for a second remembering my words that morning 'i have been thinking i need to renew my connection to equestria somehow so i have decided to turn myself into a pony with magic.'  then vinyl knew what they could do "WAIT there might be another way." they looked at vinyl "well what is it?" "joseph said this morning that he wanted to become a unicorn would that help him?" "you might be on to something but sadly i only know how to turn a human into a peguses." "he would enjoy that too." so they prepared the spell to turn me into my dream a pegesus. then they blasted me.

as i was having my fun destroying the town out of blind rage i was trying to forget vinyl and all the troubles when all of the sudden a blast of light hit me square in the face and then i started to change "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHGHGHGHHGGHHGHGH." i felt my size start to go down i started to feel my magic fade away i felt my wingspan decrease and then finally my hands deformed to hooves and my organs changed along with my bones then i blacked out.

i tried to get my eyes open but they felt....different like they had changed from my eyes to pony eyes.then i remembered i was hit square in the face and turned into a peguses "ugh wha...." "oh my gosh joseph!" they all walked in and saw me "oh my gosh......" i looked at all of them "what you all look like you met your speacial somepony..." they all looked at eachother and laughed "boy i would like a piece of that der stallion." "i am not a stal-.......oh yeah i forgot about that." "enough i would like to speak to him in private." they all walked out of the room and celestia walked in. "joseph bresina you have caused chaos to the fifth degree with your misused allicorn powers what have you in defence?" i sighed and looked out over ponyville and saw the damage i caused "*sigh* nothing princess there is no excuse for what has happened to day i take full responsibility for what has happened here today i mean sure vinyl got me going but in the end it was me who started the fight because i just am not ready to have a foal with anypony yet and plus there is still a lot of things i need to learn before i really become a allicorn and husband for good." everyone heard what i said and walked in i saw vinyl with them "listen vinyl i am sorry for destroying the house and your bass cannon and dishwasher but sometimes you just gotta understand the time i have a foal will be a while." "it wasn't just you it was me too joe i kinda went off my rocker with that but yeah i will remember that." we all settled down for a while "so when do i get out?" "right now if you want." we walked out and i said so what should we do first huh guys i want to race someone and maybe prank someone as a pony and-" we saw the glow in mys chest and i said "what theeeeeeeeee." BAM we looked and found something celestia was surprised to see "i can't beleive it it's.....it's the missing element of harmony the final element.....the element of fun." we all gazed "um excuse me princess but the book of elements said nothing about a 7th element." "thats because the pages were gone and the book rewritten the element of fun was the last one but we had the 6 so we never needed it but now i beleive our new freind here is now an official element of harmony the final one at that." and so they gave me the spare room in the castle and i got my stuff from the barn in order to get ready for the life ahead of me

 yes this is going to be the final chapter for now it might be split up into 2 parts but we will see i have to decide weather i want to do the whole sequence of me dating the 6 to 7 girls or just do the wedding after explaing it.

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