dreaming of equestria 2 be a pony, joe bresina [interesting books to read in english TXT] 📗

i approached the door and dashed mouthed 'what' i slammed the door open "AAAAAHHHHHH." "i figured you were listening." "ok ok we're leaving." i went back in and closed the door " now you were saying." "right as i was saying yeah that night was regreted because i had no idea you felt like that and plus if i had known you felt like that i would've really asked you out on a date in a flash." "really?" she looked at me "really really." i looked satisfied "i mean you saved equestria on more than 2 ocassions and if i could've married you then.well i would be a lucky mare." so i looked at her and said "dinner tomarrow at 6:00?" "definetly."

 

ok i guess i am doing a third part this was longer than i thought so have fun with the next one

the end....for now

 well i finally got bored enough to write the wedding of me and dash so if you liked this series give me enough veiws and faves and so on and i might continue writing my diary now for the final event i write about for now

 

it was the day of my final marriage and i was sure i was going to be finished with it for good no more marriage's and no more of this rediculous nonsense going between girls this was it.I got up from bed and took a shower i got the ring and the cake and yadda yadda i am skipping most of this cause you will be bored out of your mind by the time we actually get to the trip to canterlot.When we got ready to take the train to canterlot and a few portals opened up but not as many as last time "well i guess not many people had the time.can't say i blame them though..." and so marcus and the gang walked through samus came through in her zero suit this was a first, chief came through with jhonson and a few other marines and then we went on our way on the train to my final wedding.I stopped at the car with the guys in it since dash let me walk around "HEY JOE." i heard everyone say "boy you look different since we took that giant ass station down." "thanks i had a little episode with vinyl....she kinda got rid of me......and vise versa." nobody looked surprised "i kinda figured that wouldn't last long." "yeah and after i got to the barn i went on a power crazy rampage and this happened....at the same time i found out that i was the seventh element of harmony all along." we all talked for a while but i noticed samus quiet "hey aran whats wrong you look down whats up?" samus looked up to see what was happening "oh nothing it's just.....everything is so peaceful here and nothing is wrong hardly ever i just wish...."we sat there looking at her "i know how you feel....with the federation breathing down your neck about the x parasites and metroids. take a vacation here sometime if you really want i am sure celestia wouldn't mind." "yeah i just might do that." we talked the whole way and we finally got to canterlot and bla bla bla

 

i am not going to write this whole chapter word for word you know what happened just your run of the day wedding nothing speacial

the battle between the evil one and the hero

 A couple months ago luna came to me to tell me that a strong enemy was coming to destroy all of ponyville and soon to be equestria.I panicked but went straight to training i have been traning for the whole time and now it is time for the fight.If i fail this then i will die forever and equestria, destroyed i have my weapon my armor and the power i have been given all powers possible and now i must fight the dark one.

 

a couple hours later

 

 

As i readied to fight the dark one i strode through ponyville on patrol for him but when i heard some birds to the east i looked over there and then a big roar.I ran over to the area it was in and sure enough there he was slowly crawling his way out of the ground.

insert the heroic music i will put here if this is ok let me know otherwise give me suggestion

jack of blades (demonic dragon being)

I readied myself as jack exited the doom he was rid to and he finally spoke in his demonic voice "RRRRRRRARAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH FREEE AT LAST I WILL WRECK HAVOK ON THIS LAND AND DESTROY IT !" i stared at him as if this was going to be the last time i stood, which was VERY possible. "i don't think so you overgrown lizard full of evil." he looked over at me "ahh so you decided to show yourself you banished me and the sword and now i have more power than I COULD EVER IMAGINE!" i looked at him and i started to float into the air "no you are the same as you were when i defeated you in your human body, you are evil and now i will defeat you with the power of friendship....oh by the way have you heard of a dragon shout named dragonrend?" (yes i am making this reference) "no and i don't think it will help your weak body against me you fool." i laughed "no it's not for me you see dragonrend grounds a dragon temporarily so." as i backed up i readied the anchient shout made by humans "JOR ZAH FRUL!" as i shouted to jack and a great blue wind surrounded him "now i can use the shout i made myself for the elements the one that sends one back to southern guard back in skyrim (my own translation of sorts with translation.).......TOK (HONESTY) LAH (MAGIC) MID! (LOYALTY!)" i yelled the first half and he cringed "WHATS HAPPENING?" i laughed to myself "it is weakening you, you fool." i prepared the second bit " KIN (KINDNESS) LAU (LAUGHTER) GEN (GENEROSITY)!" he cringed more and hit the ground "NO DO NOT DO THIS I WILL END YOU!" i prepared the singular shout for my element similar to the unrelenting force shout " FUD (FUN) RO(BALANCE) SAHLO(WEAKNESS)!" he fell to the ground screeching in agonizing pain but he was not being sent to southern guard "wait why are you not-" he laughed while grinning through the pain "I am not of skyrim nor that dimension so it only weakens me to a amount so i am still HERE HAHAHAHAHAHA!" i grinned "yess but i still have the power to end you." i pulled out my sword and it glowed with the enchantments me and celestia put on it.

 

i prepared my self and placed another dragon rend on him to keep him weak while i prepared and another surprise "KRII LUN AUS!" i shouted and his dragon skin seemed to deplete and yet it stayed where it was "what in the?" i slowed time "TIID KLO UL!" and prepared the next shout "KAAN DREM OV!" and jack froze for about 5 minutes "that will shut you up for about a minute or 2." i pulled my blade and started to slice jack though it seemed to do little damage but i knew i was hurting him.I pulled back and went to slice him and he broke free he looked tired "y-y-you do not have the power..........TO DEFEAT ME!!!!" i laughed "yes i do." i used my magic and opened up a portal to tartarus and his dragon eyes went wide "wait i will cut you a deal!" i stopped and looked at him "what are you at dragon beast?" he snickered and said "i will put my soul into a mask and give it to you and we will rule this land together." he said just as celestia and luna came by to see if i was done but luna saw me and said "wait joseph......what are you doing?" she asked as jack exited his dragon body which withered away and transfered to a new mask.Luna noticed this and yelled "JOSEPH DON'T DO IT!" and as his old body disapated it turned to lava and i picked up the mask "yes NOW WE WILL RULE THIS LAND TOGETHER YOU AND I IN A NEW BODY hahAHaHAHAHAHA!" he said as i chuckled "not quite jack of bas****s!" i threw him into the lava and he burned up "NOOOOOOOO YOU SON OF A-" he couldn't finish as he soul was then burned and depleted as his soul went up in the smoke it was i chanted a spell "GODS ABOVE SEND THIS SOUL TO THE WORLD BETWEEN WORLDS SO IT MAY NEVER ESCAPE AND PEACE MAY ROAM AGAIN!" and a rift opened up pulling his soul in and it was soon over.

 

As celestia walked up to me she asked "is he gone what happened?" i answered "with a combination of very old dragon shouts, magic, and some good sword play i managed to weaken him to the point- as i guessed he bargained to give me his soul and we rule together-thus what luna thought was happening andi knew that after a time his body would turn to lava that was when i threw him into said lava and i knew i had to banish his soul somehow and so i cast a spell to send him to a world between our world and the spirit realm which he will not be returning to very soon." i sighed finishing my complicated explanation of what happened and luna sighed "good i thought you would be the bane of equestria and destroy us all......to an extent." she smiled after saying that "you thought i would be evil? why would-OOOOHHH THATS WHY well.......WAIT THAT WAS ONCE LUNA PLEASE THAT WAS A DIVORCE!" she chuckled "just kidding you." i smirked "clever girl luna clever girl."