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will begin right where it left off last chapter

 

it was a normal day nothing out of the ordinary heck you could now qualify me as a backround pony now since i am a pony.but things were still horrible for me because i still need to find somepony new so i have been thinking about it for days,weeks even to find somepony new and i have the following list.

 

1. lyra

2. daring do

3. zecora

4. octavia

5. rainbow dash

6. fluttershy

most of them are maybe's but we will start with daring do

 

i began my walk to a.k.yearlings hut aka daring do to talk with her. before i even knocked i heard "enter joe.".....? i opened the door and she was busy cleaning from the more recent experiance with ahuizotle's goons and whatnot "i know why you are here." "ummm what....i don't think so." "you are here to ask me on a date right?" i was surprised really. "how-" "how could i not see you rampaging the town." ohhhh crud "so you saw that....." "yeah i know you aren't an alicorn anymore but pegesi are just as capable of causeing that much damage." "yeah i guess so." "don't worry though i think the right mare is out there for you don't give up."

so with daring out of the list i went to try for octavia she said she would go out  to dinner but when i came the next day vinyl was at the door "oh hey vinyl..." "yeah listen octavia can't see you." " why?" " because if you get with her what does that make me?" " ok i kinda see your point there.worth a try though hehehe." "out." so that's octavia out and vinyl is even more pissed at me .there goes my fanship of vinyl

next i tryed to go for zecora i entered her hut "well if it isn't joseph, come right in i am working on a concoction that is explosive." "hi i needed to ask you something."

"well tell me it,bit by bit." "i was wondering if you wanted to go somewhere nice or do something."

"if it be a date, i am busy at any rate." i frowned "oh well ok just a random question."

"if you need help getting a mare, come back to get an affair." i wondered what she ment but i dared not ask.well with three mare's shot off the list i went for lyra next i went up to her house and she opened the door "hello mr.?" "it's me joe." "JOSEPH!?" she pulled me in and closed the door "so they turned you into a pegesi?" "yeah but it's not all bad." she grabbed my head "WHAT i thought having hands er i mean." "no it's fine i am over that now that i got hoofs." "right i guess thats one good thing but i thought having hands was great." "it was but what i ment was that i can now compare myself with any other pony and do things i wasn't able to do." "right well anyway why did you come here?" "i wanted to ask if you wanted to do something tomorrow." "sure we can go get dinner." "sounds fine by me i will be here by 12:00." i left to get some sleep

 

10:30 in the morning

i was sleeping when i heard something "my my he is quite incredible." i kept my eyes shut as i listened to the voices right next to me "looks like a party cannon to me." pinkie? "well i wonder if the magic helped it any." twi? "ooo the wonderbolts will be looking at this." dash? "it l-looks b-big to me." fluttershy? "looks like a good stallion ta me." aj? i immidietlly shot up as soon as i heard her voice and they looked at me "well looks like someone is "up" (ok you are not going to believe me i don't like this but lord help me the temptation is unresistable.) "whoa um girls i-" "ah ah ah we are goig to help you." just then lyra walked into the room "hey joe i got reserva- :O" she dropped her list that she was holding with magic "oh my celestia lyra wait." she ran out the door "LYRA WAIT PLEASE!" i panted "wait *pant pant* wait." i collapsed on the ground "JOSEPH." i seen the mane 6 running torwards me "NO YOU RUINED IT!" i flew torwards the flight academy and went through the door dash and fluttershy were right on me "spitfire hide me no time to explain." she hid me in one of the rooms. dash and fluttershy walked through "hey girls whats up?" "did joe come through here?" "uh nope he just left.why?" "we screwed up we didn't know he had a date and we kinda were "spying" him under the covers and lyra walked in." "ooooooooooooh ok well....*sigh* ok i know where he is but shh he is in the third door but he probably doesn't-" " yeah i know......" they walked in my room and looked around "listen joe.....we're sorry had we known you had a date we would've left you but we heard about how you were doing after vinyl so we planned that to cheer you up." i walked out of the closet "i don't know what to say." "nothing we are the ones who should be saying sorry we had no idea." we all walked back to the castle and i talked to lyra and she said we should see other pony's.

 

so that is part one next chapter i try for the last two fluttershy and rainbow dash in that order.

the final chapter......for now part 2

well this is it the final part to the final chapter and as i said i am going to include me attempting to get fluttershy in the last part and the marriage of me and dash so have fun

 

it began like any other day i was in the flyer's academy after what happened with the mane six because i don't want them screwing up my dates again so the agenda of today

 

1.fluttershy

2.rainbow dash

 

it is a long shot but hey i can try.i walked over to fluttershy's room in the castle and she was caring for the few animals she had in the castle now the plan is try to take a approach she would take act shy get to her level and..........kinda act like....her??? ok it's not a foolproof plan but a man can try. "h-hey fluttershy." "o-oh hey joe.what do you need?" "w-well i was wondering...if i-" i hesitated to sound nervous like she probably would "what is i-it joe?" "i w-was wondering-" i hesitated again then flutter spoke up "l-listen i know you would-" "i know i am so..........aaahhh i can't do this right now." "i ran off past the throne room with flutters after me and soon enough the other 5 were after me. "what happened fluttershy?" "i think he was trying to ask me on a date." i immeidietly ran past a.k.yearlings house to try to avoid them but soon enough i heard dash bust in the door of her house and she was after me to 'she must've aske daring to help.' i ran until i got past vinyl and octavia's house and i seen octavia running for me now 'dang none of this is working this is not how i planned for this to go with fluttershy' i then ran past lyras house rarity went in and lyra was after me. 'of course, there was only one 'zebra' that i could trust not to chase me. i ran for her hut in the everefree forest and i happened to have one of the smaller energy swords on me at the time (don't ask why) and i chopped a few trees down to slow them no luck i then saw the hut they were far enough behind to not know where i was. i jumped into the hut and zecora was meditating "zecora you gotta hide me please." " why what are you running from,and dear celestia joe what have you become?" she said looking at me i looked at myself seeing what she meant my custom clothes were torn my leg scrapped and leaves littered my body from various downed trees "yeah i know but i need to hide pronto or else i am going to be yelling bongo." bongo was supposed to mean help but it was my attempt at rhyming "JOSEPH WHERE ARE YOU." just as zecora was about to open the door i said "don't it'll just make things worse." "i could help this situation, it is my slight donation." i heard her say as she opened the door and i jumped out the window to escape "HE WENT OUT THE WINDOW, HE RUNS BECAUSE HE IS ALONE." and so zecora joined in the chase after me i ran to the cliff that i first fell for dash even though i was with vinyl at the time and almost killed myself at (see last book) i stood at the edge and looked back at them "well here we are again but this time i ain't falling to my death dash." i jumped off and soared away but the unicorns caught me with magic "oh no you don't." i flew faster and harder but no use i ran out of energy i came flying at them enough to hit the edge and almost fall off they took me back to the castle where we talked it over "so you were running because you thought you would be forever alone?" "yeah i mean all you girls rejected me and you left me because of an UNFORTUNATE event we won't speak off." they all looked guilty "wait joseph." i heard a voice speak up and i looked to see who it was. "listen joe after that prank date when you said those words i was really touched." it was dash. " i didn't know you felt that way about me until then but putting that aside for a few minutes you are not going to be alone." the zecora walked up even though you are alone,you have grown." then lyra stepped up "and besides if you werent lovable how do you think you got your wife 2 times even after she divorced you once-oh sorry." "don't worry." then octavia stepped up "and just because somepony says no doesn't mean they don't wanna go on a date somepony might be trying to stop them going on a date." i knew what octavia was talking about and then daring do came up "and just because i said no doesn't mean i don't want to get together i just work better alone and plus i would never forgive myself if a freind got hurt." then flutters walked up "plus if you don't know what to do to ask a mare out just be yourself." i smiled "awww man you got me tearin up here come here girls." we had a group hug and then dash spoke up "hey listen if you guys don't mind i want a minute with joe." they nodded and left the room and closed the door "so joe-" "wait....keep talking i am still listening." i said as i snuck torwards the door

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