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the manners of one. I go to public places, and tip the wink first
to one woman and then to another, till I meet with one who
returns the signal. Her I follow, and find means to speak with
her. I take the name of Don Antonio Centell�s. I plead for an
assignation, the lady is squeamish about it; I am pressing, she
is kind, et caetera. Thus it is, my fine fellow, that I contrive
to carry on my intrigues, and I would have you profit by the
hint.
I was too ambitious of shining like a new star dropped from the
heavens, to turn a deaf ear to such counsel; besides, there was
about me no aversion to an amour. I therefore laid a plan to
disguise myself as a young nobleman, and look out for adventures
of gallantry. There was a risk in assuming my masquerade dress at
home, lest it might be observed. I took a complete suit from my
master’s wardrobe, and made it up into a bundle, which I carried
to a barber’s, where I thought I could dress and undress
conveniently. There I tricked myself out to the best advantage.
The barber too lent a helping hand to my attire. When we thought
it adjusted to a nicety, I sauntered towards Saint Jerome’s
meadow, whence I felt morally certain that I should not return
without making an impression. But I could not even get thither,
without a proof of my own attractions.
As I was crossing a bye-street, a lady of genteel figure,
elegantly dressed, came out of a small house, and got into an
hired carriage standing at the door. I stopped short to look at
her, and bowed significantly, so as to convey an intimation that
my heart was not insensible. On her part, to show me that her
face was not less lovely than her person, she lifted up her veil
for a moment. In the mean time the coach set off, and I stood
stock still in the street, not a little stiffened at this vision.
A vastly pretty woman! said I to myself, bless us! this is just
what is wanting to make me perfectly accomplished. If the two
ladies who share Mogicon between them are equally handsome, the
scoundrel is in luck! I should be delighted with her for a
mistress. Ruminating on these things, I looked by chance towards
the house whence that lovely creature had glided, and saw at a
window on the ground floor an old woman beckoning me to come in.
I flew like lightning into the house, and found, in a very neat
parlour, this venerable and wary matron, who, taking me for a
marquis at least, dropped a low curtsey, and said — I doubt not,
my lord, but you must have a bad opinion of a woman who, without
the slightest acquaintance, beckons you out of the street; but
you will perhaps judge more favourably of me when you shall know
that I do not pay that compliment promiscuously. You look like a
man of fashion! You are perfectly in the right, my old girl,
interrupted I, stretching out my right leg, and throwing the
weight of my body on my left hip; mine is, vanity apart, one of
the best families in Spain. It must be so by your looks, replied
she, and I will fairly own that I delight in doing a kindness to
people of quality, that is my weak side. I watched you through my
window. You looked very earnestly at a lady who has just left me.
Perhaps you may have taken a fancy to her? tell me so plainly. By
the honour of my house, answered I, she has shot me through the
heart. I never saw anything so tempting; a most divine creature!
Do bring us acquainted, my dear, and rely on my gratitude. It is
worth while to do these little offices for us of the beau monde;
they are better paid than our bills.
I have told you once for all, replied the old woman, I am
entirely devoted to people of condition; it is my passion to be
useful to them: I receive here, for example, a certain class of
ladies, whom appearances prevent from seeing their favourites at
home. I lend them my house, and thus the warmth of their
constitutions is indulged, without risk to their characters.
Vastly well, quoth I, and you have just done that kindness to the
lady in question? No, answered she, this is a young widow of
quality, in want of an admirer; but so difficult in her choice,
that I do not know whether you will do for her, however great
your requisites may be. I have already introduced to her three
well-furnished gallants, but she turned up her nose at them. Oh!
egad, my life, exclaimed I confidently, you have only to stick me
in her skirts, I will give you a good account of her, take my
word for it. I long to have a grapple with a beauty of such
peremptory demands, they have not yet fallen in my way. Well,
then, said the old woman, you have only to come hither to-morrow
at the same hour, your curiosity shall be satisfied. I will not
fail, rejoined I; we shall see whether a young nobleman can miss
a conquest.
I returned to the little barber’s without looking for other
adventures, but deeply interested in the event of this.
Therefore, on the following day, I went, in splendid attire, to
the old woman’s an hour sooner than the time. My lord, said she,
you are punctual, and I take it kindly. To be sure the game is
worth the chase. I have seen our young widow, and we have had a
good deal of talk about you. Not a word was to be said; but I
have taken such a liking to you that I cannot hold my tongue. You
have made yourself agreeable, and will soon be a happy man.
Between ourselves, the lady is a relishing morsel, her husband
did not live long with her; he glided away like a shadow: she has
all the merit of an absolute girl. The good old lady, no doubt,
meant one of those clever girls, who contrive not to live single,
though they live unmarried.
The heroine of the assignation came soon in an hired carriage, as
on the day before, dressed very magnificently. As soon as she
came into the room, I led off with five or six coxcombical bows,
accompanied by the most fashionable grimaces. After this, I went
up to her with a very familiar air, and said — My adored angel,
you behold a gentleman of no mean rank, whom your charms have
undone. Your image, since yesterday, has taken complete
possession of my fancy; you have turned a duchess neck and heels
out of my heart, who was beginning to establish a footing there.
The triumph is too glorious for me, answered she, throwing off
her veil, but still my transports are not without alloy. Young
men of fashion love variety, and their hearts are, they say,
bandied about from one to the other like a piece of base money.
Ah! my sovereign mistress, replied I, let us leave the future to
shift for itself; and think only of the present. You are lovely,
I am in love. If my passion is not hateful to you, let it take
its course at random. We will embark like true sailors, set the
storms and shipwreck of a long voyage at defiance, and only take
the fair weather of the time present into the account.
In finishing this speech, I threw myself in raptures at the feet
of my nymph; and the better to hit off my assumed character,
pressed her with some little peevishness not to delay my bliss.
She seemed a little touched by my remonstrances, but thought it
too soon to yield, and giving me a gentle rebuff — Hold, said
she, you are too importunate, this is like a rake. I fear you are
but a loose young fellow. For shame, madam, exclaimed I; can you
set your face against what women of the first taste and condition
encourage? A prejudice against what is vulgarly called vice may
be all very well for citizens’ wives. That is decisive, replied
she, there is no resisting so forcible a plea. I see plainly that
with men of your order dissimulation is to no purpose; a woman
must meet you half way. Learn then your victory, added she with
an appearance of disorder, as if her modesty suffered by the
avowal; you have inspired me with sentiments such as are new to
my heart, and I only wait to know who you are, that I may take
you for my acknowledged lover. I believe you a young lord and a
gentleman, yet there is no trusting to appearances; and however
prepossessed I may be in your favour, I would not give away my
affections to a stranger.
I recollected at the moment how Don Antonio’s servant had got out
of a similar perplexity; and determining, after his example, to
pass for my master — Madam, said I to my dainty widow, I will
not excuse myself from telling you my name, it is one that will
not disparage its owner. Have you ever heard of Don Matthias de
Silva? Yes, replied she; indeed I have seen him with a lady of my
acquaintance. Though considerably improved in impudence, I was a
little troubled by this discovery. Yet I rallied my forces in an
instant, and extricated myself with a happy presence of mind.
Well then, my fair one, retorted I, the lady of your acquaintance
… . knows a lord … . of my acquaintance … . and I am
of his acquaintance; of his own family, since you must know it.
His grandfather married the sister-in-law of my father’s uncle.
You see we are very near relations. My name is Don Caesar. I am
the only son of the great Don Ferdinand de Ribera, slain fifteen
years ago, in a battle on the frontiers of Portugal. I could give
you all the particulars of the action; it was a devilish sharp
one … . but to fight it over again would be losing the
precious moments of mutual love.
After this discourse I got to be importunate and impassioned, but
without bringing matters at all forwarder. The favours which my
goddess winked at my snatching, tended only to make me languish
for what she was more chary of. The tyrant got back to her coach,
which was waiting at the door. Nevertheless, I withdrew, well
enough pleased with my success, though it still fell short of the
only perfect issue. If said I to myself, I have obtained
indulgences but by halves, it is because this lady, forsooth, is
a high-born dame, and thinks it beneath her quality to play the
very woman at the first interview. The pride of pedigree stands
in the way of my advancement just now, but in a few days we shall
be better acquainted. To be sure, it did not once come into my
head. that she might be one of those cunning gipsies always on
the catch. Yet I liked better to look at things on the right side
than on the wrong, and thus maintained a favourable opinion of my
widow. We had agreed at parting to meet again on the day after
the morrow; and the hope of arriving at the summit of my wishes
gave me a foretaste of the pleasures with which I tickled my
fancy.
With my brain full of joyous traces, I returned to my barber.
Having changed my dress, I went to attend my master at the
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