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life, and find employment for your secretary till his wrist
aches, take my word for it.
I like your open dealing, said Ambrose with a nod of approbation.
To point out a man so capable of speaking to the bad morals of
Simon, is an instance of Christian charity as well as of
religious zeal. I shall report you very favourably to the
inquisition. Make haste, therefore; go and fetch this Gaspard, of
whom you speak; but do the thing cautiously, so that his master
may have no suspicion of what is going forward. The multiplier of
scores acquitted himself of his commission with due diligence and
laudable privacy. Our little shopman came along with him. The
youth had a tongue with a tang, and was just the sort of fellow
that we wanted. Welcome, my good young man! said Lamela, You
behold in me an inquisitor, appointed by that venerable body to
collect informations against Samuel Simon, on an accusation of
still adhering to Judaism in his secret devotions. You are an
inmate of his family, consequently you must be an eye-witness to
many of his most private transactions. It probably may be
unnecessary to warn you, that you are obliged in conscience, and
by fear of punishment, to declare all you know about him,
notwithstanding any promise to the contrary, when I order you so
to do on the part of the holy inquisition. May it please your
reverence, answered the plodding little rascal, I am quite ready
to satisfy your heart’s desire on that head, without being
commanded thereto in the name of the holy office. If ever my
acquittal was to depend on my master’s character of me, I am
persuaded that my chance would be a sorry one; and for that
reason, I shall serve him as he would serve me. And I may tell
you in the first place, that he is a fly-by-night whose
proceedings it is no easy matter to take measure of; a man who
puts on all the starch formalities of an inveterate religionist,
but at bottom has not a spark of principle in his composition. He
goes every evening dangling after a little girl no better than
she should be… . I am vastly glad indeed to find that,
interrupted Ambrose, because I plainly perceive, by all you have
been telling me, that he is a man of corrupt morals and
licentious practices. But answer point by point to the questions
I shall put to you. It is above all on the subject of religion
that I am commissioned to inquire into his sentiments and
conduct. Pray tell me, do you eat much pork at your house? I do
not think, answered Gaspard, that we have seen it at table twice
in the year that I have lived with him. Better and better!
replied the paragon of inquisitors write down in legible
characters that they never eat pork in Samuel Simon’s family. But
as a set-off against that, doubtless a joint of lamb is served up
every now and then? Yes, every now and then, rejoined the
apprentice; we killed one for our own consumption about last
Easter. The season is pat and to the purpose, cried the
ecclesiastical commissioner. Come, write down, that Simon keeps
the passover: This goes on merrily to a complete conviction; and
it seems, we have got a good serviceable information here.
Tell me again, my friend, pursued Lamela, whether you have not
often seen your master fondle young children. A thousand times,
answered Gaspard. When he sees the little urchins playing about
before the shop, if they happen to be pretty, he calls them in
and makes much of them. Write that down, be sure you write that
down! interrupted the inquisitor. Samuel Simon is very grievously
suspected of lying in wait for Christian children, and enticing
them into his den to circumcise them. Vastly well! vastly well,
indeed, Master Simon! you will have an account to settle with the
society for the suppression of Judaism, take my word for it. Do
not take it into your savage head that such bloody sacrifices are
to be perpetrated with impunity. A pretty use you make of baptism
and shaving! Cheer up, religious Gaspard, thou foremost of elect
apprentices! Make a full confession of all thy master’s sins;
complete thine honest testimony by telling us how this simular of
a Catholic is more than ever wedded to his Jewish customs and
ceremonies. Is it not a fact, that one day in the week he sits
with his hands before him, and will not even perform the most
necessary offices for himself? No, answered Gaspard, I have not
exactly observed that. What comes nearest to it is that on some
days he shuts himself up in his closet, and stays there a long
time. Ay! now we have it, exclaimed the commissary. He keeps the
sabbath, or I am not an inquisitor. Note that particularly,
officer; note that he observes the fast of the sabbath most
superstitiously! Out upon him! What a shocking fellow! One
question more, and his business is done. Is not he always
parleying about Jerusalem? Pretty often indeed, replied our
informer. He knows the Old Testament by heart, and tells us how
the temple of Jerusalem was destroyed. The very thing! resumed
Ambrose. Secretary! be sure you do not neglect that feature of
the case. Write, in letters of an inch long, that Samuel Simon
has contracted with the devil for the rebuilding of the temple,
and that he is plotting day and night for the re-establishment of
his nation. That is all I want to know; and it is labour in vain
to pursue the examination any further. What Gaspard, in the
spirit of truth and charity, has deposed, would be sufficient to
make a bonfire of all Jewry.
When the august mouth-piece of the holy tribunal had sifted the
little scoundrelly apprentice after this manner, he told him he
might go about his business; at the same time commanding him,
under the severest penalties of the inquisition, not to say a
word to his master about what was going forward. Gaspard promised
implicit obedience, and marched off. We were not long in coming
after him: our procession from the inn was as grave and solemn as
our pilgrimage thereunto, till we knocked at Samuel Simon’s door.
He opened it in person. Three figures such as ours might have
dumbfounded a better man; but his face was as long as a lawsuit,
when Lamela, our spokesman, said to him in a tone of authority:
Master Samuel, I command you in the name of the holy inquisition,
whose delegate I have the honour to be, to give me the key of
your closet without murmur or delay. I want to see if I cannot
find wherewithal to corroborate certain hints which have been
communicated to us respecting you.
The son of commerce, aghast at these sounds of melancholy import,
reeled two steps backward, just as if some one had given him a
blow in the breadbasket. Far from smelling a rat in this pleasant
trick of ours, he fancied in good earnest that some secret enemy
had made him an object of suspicion to the holy hue-and-cry; and
it might possibly have happened that, from being rather clumsy at
his new duties as a Christian, he might be conscious of having
laid himself open to serious animadversion. However that might
be, I never saw a man look more foolish. He did as he was ordered
without saying nay; and opened all his lock-up places with the
sheepish acquiescence of a man, who stood in awe of an
ecclesiastical rap on the knuckles. At least, said Ambrose as he
went in, at least you are not a contumacious oppugner of our
resistless mandates. But withdraw into another room, and leave me
to fulfil the duties of my station without profane observers.
Samuel did not set his face against this command any more than
against the first: but kept himself quiet in his shop, while we
went all three of us into his closet, where, without loss of
time, we laid an embargo on his cash. It was no difficult matter
to find it; for it lay in an open coffer, and in much larger
quantity than we could carry away. There were a great many bags
heaped up; but all in silver. Gold would have been more to our
mind; but, as robbers must not be choosers any more than beggars,
we were obliged to yield to the necessity of the case. Not only
did we line our pockets with ducats; but the most unsearchable
parts of our dress were made the receptacles of our filchings.
Yet was there no outward shew of the heavy burden under which we
tottered; thanks to the cunning contrivance of Ambrose and Don
Raphael, who proved that there is nothing like being master of
one’s trade.
We marched out of the closet, after having feathered our nests
pretty warmly; and then, for a reason which the reader will have
no great difficulty in guessing, the worshipful inquisitor
produced his padlock, and fixed it on the door with his own
hands: he affixed moreover his own seal, and then said to Simon:
Master Samuel, I forbid you, in the name of the holy inquisition,
to touch either this padlock or this seal, which it is your
bounden duty to hold sacred, since it is the authentic seal of
our holy office. I shall return hither this time to-morrow, then
and here to open my commission, and provisionally to take off the
interdict. With this injunction, he ordered the street door to he
opened, and we made our escape after the processional manner, out
of our wits with joy. As soon as we had marched about fifty
yards, we began to mend our pace into such a quick step,
aggravated by degrees into a leap and a bound, that we were
almost like vaulters and tumblers, in spite of the weight we
carried. We were soon out of town; and mounting our horses once
more, pushed forward towards Segorba, with many a pious
ejaculation to the God Mercury, on the happy issue of so bold an
attempt.
CH. II — The determination of Don Alphonso and Gil Blas after
this adventure.
We travelled all night, according to our modest and unobtrusive
custom; so that we found ourselves at sunrise near a little
village two leagues from Segorba. As we were all tired to death,
it was agreed unanimously to strike out of the highway, and rest
under the shade of some willows, which we saw at the foot of a
little hill, about ten or twelve hundred yards from the village,
where it did not seem expedient for us to halt. These willows
furnished us with an agreeable retreat, by the side of a little
brook which bubbled as it washed their roots. The place struck
our fancy, and we resolved to pass the day there. We unbridled
our horses, and turned them out to grass, stretching our own
gentle limbs on the soft sod. There we courted the drowsy god of
innocent repose for a while, and then rummaged to the bottom of
our wallet and our wine-skin. After an ecclesiastical breakfast,
we counted up our ten tithes of Samuel Simon’s money; and it
mounted to a round three thousand ducats. So that with such a sum
and what we had before, it might be said, without boasting, that
we knew how to make both ends meet.
As it was necessary to go to market, Ambrose and Don Raphael,
throwing off their dresses now the play was over, said that they
would take that office conjointly on themselves: the adventure at
Xelva had only sharpened their wit, and they had a mind to
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