Diary, Chalie C. Cooper [recommended ebook reader .txt] 📗

WARNING! Some of the things here will be extremely funny and you might fall out of your chair/bed/ whatever your sitting/standing in/on. NOW! Sit back and in joy the book!
-Triple C. ;D
P.S- These happen in real time! Every date is a real day for me!


Dear Diary, 5/12/2011
I HATE school. My teachers are so mean!!!! :/ Well whatever I don't care anymore. The only reason I even go to school is to see my friends. My best friend/ sissy is Lily Hudson, my second best friend is Carlee Lemasters. I was talking to Lily when I suddenly shouted "COUGH!" Then she called me a hoe bag. I was dying inside and dying by laughing too hard. Then I fell out of my chair and hit my head. Lily was laughing weird, 'cause she is a slag (sl*t bag[j/k]).
I was "dancing" weird and Lily backed away from my weirdness. Then she made fart noises. Then sang "N-O-I-S-E-S". She is a wh*re tho (J/K). She started singing and dancing weird so I turned my head. Then she laughed like an old guy. Then she said "AWWW!" Then sang "What what in my butt." I spit 'n her nose.

-Triple C ;D.


Dear Diary, 5/13/2011
Lily called me "Babes." It was weird. She is awkward sometimes. Then she fell asleep on my arm. Then I had a typo and said "I feel people up." Then I said "I LIKE BIG D*CKS AND I CANNOT LIE!" D*cks are yummy. Lol. People are haterz! S3x feels good (I wouldn't know, I'm not a sl*t). ;).

-Triple C ;D.


Dear Diary, 5/14/2011
Lily Sucked on her finger like a c*ck. It was weird! Very weird!! HELP ME!

-Triple C ;D.


Dear Diary, 5/15/2011
Today was the WORST DAY EVER!!!!
First my phone broke. Then I got yelled at by this chick named Jiah. Then my sister left me :'(. (Then she came back so it's okay.)
Ugh, sometimes I swear... TOO MUCH DRAMA!!! Grrr...
-Triple C. ;D


Dear Diary, 5/15/2011 (Again)
WEIRD MOMENT! Lillian... just... threatened... to... kill... me... with... her... imaginary... pen*s!!

-Triple C ;D.


Dear Diary, 6/28/2011
Today's my birthday! :D YAYYYY!!!!
-Triple C. (On her birthday) ;D


Dear Diary, 7/10/2011
I haven't talked for a while. Happy news! I Got a boyfriend! We've been going out for a few months now. :) I Love him!! :D
-Triple C. ;D
P.S- I'm gonna be talking about him a lot. ;D


Dear Diary, 7/16/2011
Talking to my boo. I Love him to pieces. He's the one and only for me :D <3. Anyways Lillian and Carlee, came over to my sleep over on my birthday! It was so much fun!
-Triple C ;D


7/16/2011 (Again)
Dear Diary,
I'm on the phone with my boo ;D. He keeps playing music and making weird noises. O_o. Anyways I talked to Lily yesterday and she was singing "Waterfalls feels nice in my vagina ;D" It was AKWARDNESS! Then Lily told me about her dad and the 'Fart sack' It was so weird!
-Triple C. ;D


Dear Diary, 7/17/2011
Missing my boo. I know it's kinda early but yea. I Wanna talk to him! Ahhh! I have to go and eat. Talk to you later. Byezz!
-Triple C. ;D
Dear Diary, 9/7/2011
Hey, sorry I haven't been writing for a while. I'm back in school. Now again time for drama, homework, and worst of all, TESTS! Ugh. Lily moved to a new school. :( Now I'm lonely I met a new friend. Maddison. :] I've been with my boo for almost 7 months now ^-^. <3 Nicholas. Well thats all for now <3. T.t.y.l
-Triple C. ;D

Publication Date: 05-25-2011

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Dedication:
This book it dedicated to my friends and family. Here are some of the people who inspire me: Lillian Hudson <3. Nicolas Lynch <3. Mack Allen. Joey Contumelio. And Carlee Lemasters <3.