Garfield's Guide to His Life, andrew24 [uplifting novels .txt] 📗

When going to sleep, make sure you fall in you bed. Snoring will be a good way to make sure your master doesn't get any rest. If you snore loudly enough, the whole neighbor hood wouldn't be able to sleep. Make sure you eat enough. Otherwise, you'll be finding yourself in front of the refrigerator n stacking up snacks.


Tips for sleeping:

>Snore loudly<
>Fall in the bed<
>Eat enough

When eating like Garfield, eat sloppily. Be a big messy slob. Gobble every single piece of food and force your master to buy food every day.


Tips to eating:
>eat messy<
>Gobble every piece of food<
>Force master to buy food every day<


If you follow these tips, you will become somewhat like Garfield.

Publication Date: 06-30-2012

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