Ayush and Danniel, Ayush Kinley [cat reading book .TXT] 📗

u noe how moms are? always trying to charm their children, she bought us this book or i should say diary!!
she told us to write good thoughts but we r not children of gud thoughts!!

our mom bought us this book but the problem is we cant think of gud or nic thoughts! to tl u its not a diary its me and maa bro who has written about our story but dont be mistaken, its also not an autobiography! in this one its gonna be a lot of fun where i danniel is on mission to prupose a girl but i don noe who the girl is! CONFUSED>?

i am danniel and my bro is Aayush. we both are the most people in our school and colony. we are gonna us short form language a lot so don get confused. i am one month older to ayush. now OVER TO AYUSH. hey m ayush! u wud be thinkin why our names r so different??cz our parents are of different countries. our father is an indian whereas my mom is an american! We study in class 8. our smaller brothers name is Jimmy. we hav avery cool thin in the world, ok we admmit its not the truth. we also hav a dog named TANZY. Now lets talk about school. we both also have CRUSHES.
the maddest part of our teacher is that our teachers uses a shaving Razer, shes a woman, but we don beleive dis fact!

Danniels crushes are:-
1) sanjana
2) rashika
3) kriti
4) sini
5) "Kate"
OVER TO DANNIEL. kate changed her name bcz her name is really funny! its-
Karishana laxmi Sitamaa Malhotra! the whole cls boys like Kate leavin sum.... now lets go on to the real story. we wud tl u bout odrs in the stry!

When we wr goin to our cls rum, rahul a boy of second cls came to us and told us that ‘chintu’ a 4th cls boy beated him up. We asked wether he noes his real name so he replied “Rohit Kapur”.

We asked our imformer of cls 4 about Rohit so he said he studies in class 4-D. We went there and called him out. We asked rahul wether he was the one so he replied yes….
We asked bout it to rohit so he replied “NO”!! we cud see on his face that he was lying. Ayush punched him so his friends came. I managed them. Ayush threw water on rohits pants and also sum inside them! I took out a sandwich and threw it on his face. We made him do thai dance and everyone laughed.

Everyone was laughing around we threw him back into the cls and went to our class. In the break as usual children wr askin bout Ayush and mine crushes… I js wrote my crushes name on a paper and threw it in the dustbin.

In the hindi period Ayush kept a pin on the teachers chai and went away.
When the hindi teacher came she sat on the pin and………!#@

Hahaha everyone laughed when she sat on it. Who did it she asked but no one answered, she said that the one who did it wud be suspended fr 1 week and if no one tls then the whole cls wud be suspended. Everyone knew that its not gonna happen so no one answered!!
When we returned home we say a masterpiece on our door by……….

We went onl9, everyone knew that v cum onl9 at dis tym(4:00 PM). I got a friend request named ‘important to you’ I accepted it saw him/her onl9!

“who r u”
“I am one of ur crushes”
“you r jokin”
“ok let me tl u who ur crushes are
Sanjana
Rashika
Kate
Sini
Kriti
After dis I called Ayush..
“whow do u noe dis……”
“frm the paper u threw in the dustbin”
“what”
“”
“”
“:P”
“<3”
“don tl anyone…..”
“wanna be my Bf”
“yaa y not!!”
“u hav to do missions,
Wud get first tmr……”

And she went offl9. We wr discussing about who this can be for hours. We decided not to discuss anymore and wait for tmr.
OVER TO AYUSH NOW.
I told him to calm down and w8 fr tmr.i had a nic sleep but danniel dint sleep the whole nit.

We woke up tmr morning and got ready fr school.

When we wnet in the cls, danniel sat down and waited fr the mission…..when I was taking out my English notebook fr submition Isaw a piece of paper and I read it

“Good morning its me..
One of ur bro’s crushes

U wud hav to do 8-10 missions to impress me or I wud leak ur paper of crushes in the cls.
U hav to prupose Nandini, the ugliest girl in the cls and this hav to be dun by aayush

DEADLINE- today 8th period
MISSION NO.- 1”

“What is this dude, m not gonna do this or I shud say anything to that gal she so dull and ………. U noe what I mean to say” I said
“hey bro pls understand. Its bout my GF and also about my first KISS!!
he replied
“NO”
“pls! I wud do whateve u say!”
“Really?”
“yaa believe me”
“OK”
“nice”
“u hav to clean tanzy’s potybox fr nxt two weeks and pay me rs 100!”

“what!no way…”
“OK then forget it”
“OK I wud do”
“Great!”

It was break time and I was very nervous, I decided to prupose Nandini in the 7 th period it was an activity period.
Now it was 7th period, the whole cls had left except sum NERDS like
Laxmi, Snulani and also Nandini! I started walking towards Nandini slowly and slowly. I came near her, Laxmi asked “ what happened!”

I dint replied anything, I was sweating she again asked the same Q, I js simply bent my legs, moved my hand fromward towards Nandini and asked
“Nandini……..wanna be in a relationship wid me. My heart beated as fast as a Railway Engine. She gave her weird  and replied
“YES”
OVER TO DANNIEL, I don’t noe how Ayush felt but I giggled a bit and became happy. The period was over, when everyone came into the cls,
Laxmi and Snulani spreaded the news. Every1 stared at aayush and he made an announcement
“and now………………..i break up wid her!”
The whole cls hooted and misri maam entered the cls. She punsidhed the whole cls except sum NERDS who told who all wr hooting!

We went home and I paid rs 100 to Ayush and we opened our chat after watching some TV. Ayush had got so many messages regards the PRO and also a friend request name “IMPORTANT TO YOU”

I accepted the frnd request and had a grp chat…..
“happy now after embarissing me  ” (Ayush)
“yaa very happy  ” she replied
“whats next now” (Danniel)
“open ur email ID and see what’s next……..” she replied
And she went offl9.
Ayush quickly opened the hotmail account and took out the print out of the text and it was as follows………

“Hey its me,
Ur next mission Danniel,
U ahv to stand up in tmr’s assembly and do a ‘whale’ dance. You hav to stand up in between the play.after the dance u hav to stand on stage and take off ur pants and sing the song “ALL IZZ WELL!”

YOUR DEADLINE- tmr’s assembly
MISSION NO. - 2

Text: inspired frm the book "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID SERIES"
Publication Date: 12-06-2011

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Dedication:
to my sisters...