Kewl Kats VS Noobs, Perry Productions [digital ebook reader TXT] 📗

Chapter 1 The Warning

One day, I sat down to watch Regular Show when a Handiland News warning came up. "Scientists predict that noobs will destroy Handipoints and Kewl Kats." Said a news person. I ran outside to the Hood to tell ALL my Kewl Kat friends. "Hey Perry!" Said Bella and everyone. "Hey guys! Listen up! There's gonna be an invasion of noobs!" I said. "Yeah right!" Laughed Issy. "Shut up!" I said. Good thing I caught it on video. "I CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO!!!" I yelled. I took out the camera and showed them. "This is just Regular Show!" Complained Kitkat. "Just shut it and watch a little more!" Everyone watched a little bit more. Then, they saw the news warning. "He's teling the truth!" Skittlez whispered to everyone. I nodded. Then, a noob came.

Chapter 2 The First Noob
"ATTENTION KEWL KATS! WILL TAKE OVER HANDIPOINTS AND TURN IT INTO NEWBIEPOINTS AND DESTROY THE SPECIES OF KEWL KATS FOREVER!!" Announced the noob. "He seems like a LOSER!" I laughed out loud. All my friends replied with "I know right". "Guys we gotta defeat the noobs!" Said Taco. I walked away and lined up. "ALL KEWL KATS LINE UP HERE!" I blurted out. Every single person in the Hood that was cool lined up. I was in the Kewl Kat group because im the Kewlest dude in Handipoints.

Chapter 3 More Noobs
Another noob came. By 5 seconds there were about 10 noobs! We had more than 10 Kewl Kats! We have won the first war!
Chapter 4 The Foolish Noob
A noob walked up to me. "Hi!" She said. "NOOB!!!!!!" I screamed. "What's a noob?" She asked. "You!" I said. "Yay I have a nickname!" She cheered. Then she walked up to the front of the Hood. "HI EVERYONE I'M NOOB!" She announced. All the Kewl Kats laughed.
Chapter 4 Noobs On Kewl Kats
All the noobs came outta the line. I thought they were going away. But they weren't. They stood on top of the Kewl Kats!
Chapter 5 A Cat-tastrophy!
More Kewl Kats came. It was a cat-tastrophy to the noobs. They knew we were winning. Pretty soon, Jana came. Jana is one of my friends. Every Kewl Kat on Handipoints was my friend. Pretty soon, ALL the noobs were gone.
Chapter 6 Freddy Noober
We all cheered. Kitkat then went to the woods to go camping. Issy told her a myth about a dude named Freddy Noober. She then dreamt about him for the past few nights. Issy said he was gonna get her because she dreamed about him. A night later, she just stood there in the Hood. Then, she saw the noob she was describing in her dream. It was Freddy Noober! "AHHH!" She screamed so loud that Handipoints shook.
Chapter 7 Issy's Prank Victory
The Freddy Noober dude laughed! Kitkat recongnized that laugh. She then ripped off Freddy Noober's face. It was a mask! She then saw Issy. Issy laughed. "Fooled ya!" Issy bragged. Kitkat was upset, but it was Halloween. She just laughed along with Issy.
THE END!

Text: ALL PHOTOS ARE OWNED BY PERRY PRODUCTIONS!
Publication Date: 10-31-2010

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Dedication:
To my Kewl Kat friends on Handipoints who hate noobs.