my book on weird stuff, ashleigh tuite [free biff chip and kipper ebooks .txt] 📗

socks

i keep wondering why socks get lost in the tumble dryer can someone tell me why.

at the moment i have lost 9 pairs of socks in the last two days it is a miracle how people lose socks in a tumble dryer then take it apart and then look for it i can't see the point just get your dad to give you money and get more socks simple. i dont have to get more socks i can just borrow my mums socks because we have the same size feet and i am only in my teens and she is in her thirties.

if you know any thing else about socks please leave it in the comments box thank you.

dolls

i find that ornamental dolls are really creepy beacuse for last christmas my nan gave me this creepy looking doll and earlier this year she gave me this witch doll that looks like it has a wort on its nose wich is creepy because it has to stay in my room because my mum is scared of them but my older sister is not scared of them (i am not shore about my little sister). i wonder if i get my mum a doll for christmas will she screem or just hit me either way if you think i should get her the doll give me a positive comment.

books

 i found this funny that if you get a book by an author than get another book by the same author they are nothing alike other then the fact that they a by the same author. It is quite amusing that if you get a book and then never rea it then the pages are going to go from white to a brownish colour and if it was already a brownish then it is just going to get more browner. iam am getting very bored of writing about books i am going to move on to  an new chapter so reaad on if you whant to no more wierd things.

feet  feet smell you can get warts athletes foot and ring worm 9 out of 10 women were shoes that are to small for them there are roughly 250,000 sweat glands in you feet the foot acounts for 25% of bones from the human body women experience foot problems four times more often then men. please leave a comment below. Imprint

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Publication Date: 10-17-2014

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