Odd Man Out, Sara Joon [primary phonics books TXT] 📗

NOTE

This is a book of opinions. My opinions.

This is how it will work, I will add stuff that I make up and you guys can ask me things. 

How? The comment section! Just ask me anything like: what is your favorite kpo p group? What is your favorite youtuber?

I will try my best to answer these to the best of my ablities. 

I have been through a lot. So ask me personal questions (you might want to dm for that)

I will tell you if your question made it in.

You can ask me to rate, rank, review, look at, or even simple questions you want to know about me.

I know I'm wierd, ok, I know.

I'm also probably being self absorbed, again, I'm sorry

As always: Enjoy!

Life Will Kill You

 Ok, I know, the title is a little off from what today's topic is.

So today in History, we had a sub. We also had a lockdown drill. So the principal gets on the intercom and is like "Okay, we are now on lockdown drill." This basically means you turn the lights off, close the binds, lock the door, and all the students have to climb under the desk. You know where people hide gum, put their shoes, that floor. 

 So we all are doing that yada yada. Well, in a lockdown drill, a security guard or facility member will come around and pound on a door every so often. So the whole class, keep in mind under the desk, are waiting for the drill to end. We hear the pound of a door next door. As soon as that happened, a kid from our class screemed "HELLO?" And we died. Not really died like We are all dead type of died. We died laughing. When the drill was over, the principal came into our class and dragged out the boy. Again life will kill you. Lesson learned, never say a word in lockdown unless your saying " Welcome to Chile's! " 

Thank you.

Things That Go Through My Head

 If two lefties fight, who is right?

 Can fish see water?

If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off?

 

Dad Jokes

 We all receive them or tell them at one point or another. My favorite is:

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they are all dead. 

I know, I am not the best at playing the dad jokes game, but whatever I guess.

Comebacks

 I can come up with a lot of comebacks. One being the fact that since I'm adopted (yes, I am adopted) whenever someone is saying something like your parents chose the wrong child or whatever the case may be, I can say "Well at least my parents got to choose me, they are stuck with you!" And all of a sudden they are silent . Works every time.

I also like to tell people or things that are bugging me or being mean to go step on a lego.

I Just Wanted To Sleep!

 This is a sentence we say all the time. The I just wanted to sleep excuse is very popular amongst all ages of humans, especially on a long, tiring day. My weekend went a little like this. Let me show you:

Saturday: I had to wake up at 8:00 AM, leave my house at 8:45 AM to go pick up my friend. Go straight to a high school open house (Which was freaking epic by the way). Go home at 12:30 PM and chill the rest of the day. That night, my friend and I summoned demons, built blanket forts, and slept.

Sunday: I had to wake up at 7:30 AM, had to leave for church at 9:15 AM. I got back from church at 12:30 PM, just enough time to eat a sandwich and leave again to go to another high school open house at 12:45 PM. After that, I dropped my friend off at her house at 4:00 PM. I got back in time to clean my house, and take a 15 minute nap. Then I had to leave again at 5:15 PM to go to a chile cook off at church. After the cook off, I stayed for the Halloween party. I got home at 10:00 PM

 

I have had a very busy weekend.

Netflix

 We have all heard of Netflix, right? If you haven't, um well, you might be living under a rock. So yesterday in spanish, we started watching CoCo, because you know that November 1 & 2 are Day of the Dead Days. So the disk the teacher brought wasn't working to well, so the teacher was like, "Okay, so this won't work, so can someone sign in to their netflix?" So me and my nice self was like, " okay, I will do it. " 

So I'm trying to get on to my account and one of my other classmates is like, "Oooooo, now we can see what Sara watches!" So me and my interesting self looked at her and said in a deep voice, " We don't talk about that.... "

 

 

It's not that bad, I only watch We Bare Bears, NCIS, The Office, and Naruto Movies. Nothing too bad.

Two Dogs and a Cat

 So this is just something random i found today:

 

So a German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, and cat all due and appear in front of God. For says to the three, "I will ask you what you believe in and based on that, I will decide to let you in or not. Now, German shepherd, what do you believe in?" The German Shepherd said proudly, " I believe in obedience and loyalty to my master. " God relied with, "Very good you may sit at my right hand side. Now golden retriever, what do you believe in?" The golden retriever replied back with, " I believe in protecting my master! " God said to him, "An Ha, well done, you may sit on my left hand side."

 Finally God looks at the car and goes, "Well what do you believe in?" The car states at His and replies, "I believe you are in my seat."

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