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Airport Security
The obligatory question asked by airport security, “Did a stranger help you pack your bags?” I responded, “You will never guess what happened last night. As I was getting ready to pack for the trip, I heard a knock at my door. I opened it and to my surprise it was a stranger. He said, it looks like you’re taking a trip, can I come in and help you pack your bags.” I said sure, knock yourself out, you know exactly what I need. They quickly escorted me to a room to sit and think about what I had said.

Quick Thinking 4 Year Old.
A four year old was having an imaginary conversation on a cell phone at a local restaurant. He says, “yes Honey [grandmother] and Paw Paw are here and we’re about to order.” “Give me that phone” says Honey and she listens and then says “yes, OK I‘ll tell him.” What did he say Honey? Your friend said to “be good, eat all your food and mind your grandparents.” He takes the phone back, listens, pauses momentarily and says “OK, I’ll tell her.” Honey asked, what did he say? He told me to never give my cell phone to Honey again.

The Tailgate Party
Wow! Smell it. Smoke from cooking, grilling, gumbos, and jambalaya pots in the air. Listen! Hear the sounds of your favorite cheers, music and party sounds. Are you ready from some football? There is nothing like Saturday night at “Death Valley” Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The team may win or lose the game, but Tiger fans have never lost a tailgate party. It doesn’t matter what team we play because tailgating is a highlight of the weekend and we will have a ton of fun win or lose the game (although LSU wins more than it loses). Let’s get it on!

Publication Date: 08-18-2010

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