Bin To Earth, Matt Woods [red white and royal blue hardcover .txt] 📗

A story about a flirtatious witch, a zombie who inadvertently swears, a hobgoblin who likes Postman Pat vans and may other intriguing characters.

Imagine standing by the salad bar in your local supermarket and spotting a headless man feasting at the delights on offer. Ponder over how you'd re-act if during your maths class a ghost, witch and banshee turn up to take part in your lesson. Contemplate how you'd feel if your next candidate for a job interview was a six foot skeleton with very few of the skills required to fill the position. These are the issues the locals of Malster have to contend with when a group of 'fantasy' characters unexpectedly arrive on Earth.

Bin To Earth follows the exploits of a small group of individuals who are lured to our planet by objects they hope will change their lives forever. But how will they adjust to life in a world they know nothing about? Not only that but, where will they live? What will they eat? And who on Earth will provide them with a roof over their head whilst they try to figure out a way of returning 'home'?

If you fancy a light, humorous, entertaining and at times, silly read, then hopefully Bin To Earth will satisfy your reading requirements. Thanks.