Embrace, Shaebug and Snowbear [the beginning after the end novel read .TXT] 📗

(ectoBioligist began pestering carcinoGenetcist! 21:03)

EB: Karkat hehe :B
EB: beep beep meow

CG:FUCK EGBERT WHAT DO YOU WANT?

EB: nothing im bored and Dave is being a jerk :B
EB: plus i really like your song
EB: you have such a pretty voice hehe
CG:OH GOG THAT ROXY HUMAN TRICKED ME...
CG:|:B
CG:WAIT
CG:WHY WOULD DAVE BE MEAN TO YOU?
CG:I THOUGH HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM
CG:|:B

EB: he is but hes like really bi-polar even if hes cool
EB: for some reason he called me a derp and almost pushed me out of a window

CG:WHAT
CG:THE
CG:FUCK!!!

EB: all i did was mention Terezi and he flipped his shit

CG: OH GOG, EGBERT, ARE YOU OKAY?
CG: not that i care...

EB: im fine i used the windy thing and barley got away

CG: DAMN THAT STRIDDER..
CG: OKAY I'M GOING TO TALK TO TEREZI

EB: nah he will be better later so dont worry about it :B its not that important
CG:FUCK YOU EGBERT, WHAT IF YOU STUPID WIND DIDN'T SAVE YOU?!?!
CG:HGH? WHAT THEN?!?!
*Growls*
EB: well it did sorry i didnt mean to make you panic but your blowing it waaaaaaaay out
of proportion
CG:FUCK!

(carcinoGeneticist logging out 21: 23)

EB: kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat please talk to me i will watch a romcom with you if you get
back on
::::B

(carcinoGeneticist loggede back on 21:24)

CG:VRISKA!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!
EB: sorry its not vriska i kinda took some of vriskas typing quirk... but if youd rather
talk to vriska..
CG:NO! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THAT FUCKING SPIDER SPYCHO BITCH!!!!
EB: she is not a psycho bitch she is a pretty cool friend
CG:WHATEVER YOU SAY, I JUST DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL THAT SAIN
CG: |:B
EB: yeah she is a little weird sometimes but she is really nice to me i bet she even likes youtoo :B
CG: GRR... WHAT EVER CAN WE JUST DROP THIS CONVERSATION?
CG: I MEAN THIS SUBJECT...
EB: sure, i guess. what do you want to talk about karkles?
CG:KARKLES????!!!
EB: Terezi calls you that all the time, why can't i?
CG:OH, WELL, IT, JUST SOUND WIERD COMMING FROM YOU, OT THAT I DIDN'T LIKE IT OR ANYTHING, ITS JUST.
*blushes*
EB: he he or woild you like karkitty better
CG:NO!, WAIT, I MEAN, MAN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
EB: or would you like matesprite best?
*SUPER BLUSH-I-MEAN-REALLY-LIKE-A-TOMATO-BLUSH*
CG:WHAT?
EB: he he... uh forget i ever said that
CG:WAIT, *GULP* UH, WHY?
|:B
EB: uh just forget it, okay?
CG:FINE WHATEVER
EB: :B
...
EB: um... how are your 'quadrants' going?
CG:EMPTY LIKE FUCKING ALWAYS
EB: oh he he thats... um i don't know what to say to that.
CG:WAIT UH, KANAYA MY MORAIL
EB: yeah, im glad that rose and her are great matesprites
CG:....YEAH
*SMALL GROWL*
EB: whats wrong?
EB: do you have a problem with their relationship?
CG:FUCK OFF, JUST STOP OKAY. "SIGN" IM FUCKING SORRY, IT JUST, I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
EB: uh okay...
EB: Karkat ca you help me with a little relationship problem
EB: ?
CG:WHY FUCK-FUCK-FUCKITY-FUCK! SURE...WHY NOT?
EB: okay there was a person that i turned down a while back for a stupid reasone, but i was younger back then, and i kind of like them now... but i think it would be awful and just horrible if i told them that i like them now
EB: what do you think karkles?
"sigh" WELL FIRST "Hi. I made a mistake. I was wrong to say no to you when you asked me out. I was a little nervous and unsure, but now I know that I would love to go out with you. Would you be willing to please give me another chance at answering your original offer to go out?" well unless they don't ;like all that shitty forward bull shit
EB: what would you do if someone said that to you?
CG:MAN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
*grinds teeth*
EB: but what would you say if someone asked, i want to know if i might get a possble no from this person, your my test person okay.
CG:FUCK...I GUESS....
CG: ..........................
I WOULD LET THEM HAVE ANOUTHER
FUCKING CHANCE....
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A HALF A$$ED
ATTEMED TO GET ME BACK...
CG:OH FUCK....
CG:THIS....IS....STUPID...
EB: Karkat, hi i made a mistake. i was wrong to say no to you when you asked me out. i was a little nervous and unsure but now i know that i would love to go out with you.
would you be willing to please give me another chance at answering your original offer
to go out? will you let me be your matesprite Karkat?
. . .
CG:|:B
CG:JOHN
CG:...
EB: yeah?
CG:FUCK YES!!!!!!
CG:GOG
EB: r-really!
CG:EGBERT, YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT!!
CG:FUCK YES!!!!!!!!
CG:(:B
EB: he he yes! im s happy right now, my cheeks are starting to hurt from smiling so much. : D
CG:OH GOG EGBERT.
"GULP"
CG:I LOVE YOU...
EB: i-i love you too Karkat, all of your fake anger, all of your sharp teeth, your small smile, your golden eyes, everything about you Karkat, i love it
*blushes really red*
CG:OH GOG JOHN HUMAN, I FLUSH FOR YOU SO MUCH, FROM YOUR FROM YOU GOOFY EYE WEAR, TO YOU BUCK TEETH!!! THE FACT YOU HATE THIS BETTY CROCKER HUMAN AND, EBEN YOU STUPID NIC CAGE MOVIE!!!!!! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING MY FLUSH FOR YOU, BUT MABYE, IT WAS ALSO MY FUCKING FAULT!, FOR WATCHING YOU ALL THOSE YEARS! FUCK JOHN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
EB: he he wow you make me sound like a derp, oh well, the only thing i hate...
EB: is that
EB: im not holding you in my arms at this moment.
EGBERT, YOUR NOT A DERP |:B I MEAN LOOK AT MY FUCKING SMILY FACE IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE WUT YOU HUMANS CALL A UNIBROW...
-
CG:WAIT...
CG:EGBERT, I WISH I COULD SEE YOU, I MEAN REALLY SEE CG:YOU....WHY ARN'T YOU HERE???
CG:GOG...
CG:IM SO FLUSHED
EB: because after i did windy thing with Dave he told me to not come out of my room until he messaged me that he was calm again... i hope he didn't forget
CG:FUCK DUDE THAT WOULD SUCK, AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMTHING TO TALK TO RIGHT? |:B
"LOOKS DOWN"
EB: what are you looking at?
CG:THE KEY BOARD
EB: whats with it?
CG:I CAN'T FIND THE "KEY" TO YOUR HEART
EB: awwwwwwww if you find it can i play the piano and play a song that will match your lovely heart beat?
CG:YEAH....BUT THATS WHEN I REALIZED...I HAD IT ALL ALONG
BUT THEN I REPLACED MINE, AND YOU JUST HAPPENED TO FIND IT...
CG:DON'T WORRY IM NOT MAD, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT...|:B
EB: i hope you know that your the only thing keeping me from floating off to heaven from your words.
EB: except im confused on weather or not im already in it
|:B
CG:BUT THEN I WOULD COME AFTER YOU
EB: i dont want to go because you keep me in my own little heaven when im next to you
CG:EGBERT YOUR SO SAPPY, ITS CUTE |:B
EB he he your so adorable
EB: adorabloodthirsty
CG:PURRR....
EB: Karkat, idont care what Dave said i cant take it any more i have to get over there and snuggle you, i have to hear that purr of yours
CG:PURRR....JOHN, I WANT TO HOLD YOU, AND NEVER
EVER
LET GO, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS...
EB: im walking down the hallway now, im picturing us snuggling, the scent of you is all over me and your purrs are echoing through the room, i can feel your heartbeat against my chest, can you picture this too
FUCK JOHN, I WANNA SELL YOU HUMAN SKIN, THE WARMTH OF YOU, EMBRACING ME "THROAT IS THICK" AND KNOWING MY HEART IS SAFT, I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU
EB: and neither will i leave you.
*knocks on door*
*Looks over at bedroom door*
"FUCK, NO WAY..."
*stands up*
*legs feel like jelly*
"UH, WAIT A SECOND!"
*walks over to door*
*opens it*
*smiles like a derp*
"he he Karkat hey!"
*grabs Karkat and raps him in a huge hug and nuzzles karkats neck*
*Blushes*
"John..."
*hugs John in a bear hug*
"GOG YOU SUCH A FUCKING FUCK!"
Prrrr......
*kicks karkats feet out from underneath him
and carries him bridal style to the small couch*
"Karkat you make me feel too special sometimes"
*kisses forehead*
*Karkat growls and kisses John on the lips*
AND YOU KEEP MY HEART BEATING
purrrr
"that is something that will keep mine beating"
*kisses back trailing to his forehead and then to karkats horns*
*kisses lips*
*Karkat is at first neverse*
"UH WAIT JOHN BE GENTLE WITHTHE HORNS OR WE WOTE HAVE FUN"
*Blushes*
*giggles*
"why karkittly? i dont understand"
*holds Karkat closer*
"UH,-GULP-LETS JUST SAY I'LL ACT LIKE A PUDDLE OF GOO"
. . .
"he he oh really?"
*kisses karkats horns again, then slowly rubs lips against them*
"OH...GOG..."
*Shivers*
"JOHN..."
Purrr.....
*feels pranksters gambit*
"hehe they look just like candy corn do they taste like them?"
*looks down at Karkat for confirmation*
"JOHN, NO STOP..."
Purrr.....
(GRRR ALREADY I CAN BEARLY MOVE)
*sticks tongue out*
"im getting ready to lick"
*tries to speak around tongue*
*all of a sudden Dave slams karkats door open*
*lets out a weak "WHAT THE FUCK!"*
*and gets up and growls at Dave*
"still dizzy"
*Dave steps foreward to attack Karkat*
"Dude not cool, John is mine im the only one that gets a peice of his hot derpy ass."
*Dave pulls out shitty sword*
*johns stares in shock*
"FUCK OFF STRIDDER!!! HES MY MATESPRIT! AND NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM!!!"
*in a attack pose ready to pounce!"
"GRRRR....."
*SNARLS*
"AHHH!!!"
*Dave goes to attack with flashstep*
*Karkat barly dodges as the sword barley misses karkats side*
*Karkat pulls out sicle and almost slashes daves face*
*Karkat swings other sicle this time almost hitting John*
*Karkat doesnt notice*
"ENOUGH!" John screams.
*a large gust of wind pushes Dave and Karkat against opposite walls*
*tears are running down johns face*
"e-enough, dont fight... dont hurt eachother"
"GRRR....DAVE HUMAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!"
*Snarls*
*Dave doesnt answer hes too busy watching John cry with a blank face*
*Karkat gets up and rushe's towards John*
"JOHN!, OH FUCK ARE YOU OKAY?!?!!"
looks at stridder
"JUST LEAVE ALREADY! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!"
almost claws Dave.
holding on the John with the other hand.
*pushes Karkat off of him*
"no more guys, im just gonna leave i got tired of the fighting when we started the game."
*John gets up and walks out of the room*
*Karkat flinches at the small click of the door closing*
*looks at Dave*
"YOU...FUCKING...IDIOT..."
"YOU. FUCKING. IDIOT!"
*Karkat gets up and sits on the couch*
*Dave just stares feeling slightly guilty*
"it wasnt John that i really liked..."
*gets up and walks over to Karkat*
"It was you Karkat"
*presses his lips to karkats*
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
*Karkat tries to fight it but fails and lets Dave kiss him*
*somehow Dave is out of his shirt in a second*
*at the moment you grab his waist John walks in*
"guys, i think i overreacted"
*goes completely still at the sight*
*looks at Dave*
"WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUSTILLHERE?!?!"
KARKAT FREAKS AND QUICKLY THROWS ONE OF HIS SNEAKERS AT THE CEAILING LIGHT CAUSING EVERY THING TO GO B=PITCH BALCK
BLINDING THE HUMAN, AS HE RUSHE TO THE DOOR"
But Dave was blocking his way, Dave had flashstepped in fron of the door.
"No bro, we are going