What a life, J.T.Brinson [13 inch ebook reader .txt] 📗

Contenets
Chapter 1: I'm embarassed
Chapter 2 : Revenge
Chapter 3: what Happened
Chapter 4: I fell guilty


Chapter 1

I was just sitting on my bed chilling when my best friend Tasha texted me. Saying …. CULBFFF. I was like what does that mean so I texted her saying…. WHAT THAT mean? BRITANNY!!! I hear my mom calling me. I was so sick and tired of her calling my name this is the fifth time she has called me today. She got very sick by touching a dumb poison snake. Tasha told her not to do it but she did. So I went to my mom’s bedroom that was filled with flowers.
She asked me for some soup. I was only ten. She can’t expect much out of me. My dad told me to do what my mom said to do .I tried my best but I burnt myself. My stupid 15 year old brother Darrel came and knocked down the soup I made. I was about to kick his butt. Did I mention that he is scared of mice? One time I had one as a pet he took it out and through out of the window. Now, what kind of brother is he? Oh….and he’s also scared of me.
When I just walked out of the room just listening to my favorite song “Diva” by: Beyonce’ Knowles he jumped out of the window. Did I mention he likes windows? Darrell wipes them every day at, 6 am, 3 pm, and at 9 thirty pm. Every time I say window freak he starts wiping the windows. And he’s a weird 15 year old boy. When he was ten he said he wanted to get married in Antarctica. He also said he wanted to marry a penguin. My mom said to keep your dreams in your mind. He did.
Kiss me through the phone! That’s my phone by the way. It’s Tasha she says don’t forget about what we wear tomorrow. Kackle doodle doodle doo!!! That’s Darrell’s pet chicken named chicken. He was also 10 when he named it. I wanted to kill that stupid bird. He poked me in the eye with his stupid beak, hit me in the head with his stupid feet, and also hit me with his stupid, stupid wings. I hate him.
My dad likes him because he eats the horse poop. Chicken is actually have dung beetle. He pooped in my room. That is another reason why I want to kill him. So I get what I’m supposed to wear. I ate breakfast and ran to the bus. I skipped two grades so I’m in the sixth grade with my friend Tasha and my cuz D. P.S( HIS REAL NAME IS DMARIO I DON’T CALL HIM THAT BECAUSE HE WOUL SMACK ME CRAZY). When I get to school I see the most popular girls in the school. Hannah, Simone, and Charlotte.
The school jerks are Malique, Carson, and Gabriel. The popular girl’s boyfriends. I hated them because they always made this school cool list that always put me at the bottom. RING!!!!! There’s the bell. I better get to class Hannah is saying sarcastically. Her father owns the school so she does not have to be on time for class. In science today we dissected a frog, YEAH. NOT!!! I got goo on my brand new shirt. That’s only because Hannah spilled it on me. So I pushed her out of her chair. Of course I got in trouble. When we were done I look for my science book which was in my desk. In my desk I found a note from my true love. DEAR SASHA,
MEAT ME AT THE PARK AT 3:00 don’t be late. Something did not seem right. This smelled like a plan from Hannah. So I went over there and said……… You think you can fool me? Of course they did not know what I was talking about. So I showed them the note. They said…… Out of all the things in the world you blame us for this. Yes! I said. But the teacher was behind me all along . She was Hannah’s mother. She was the meanest, nastiest, and most annoying person in the whole school. So she said in a friendly voice… Why are you picking on my daughter? I say… Because your spoiled brat daughter wrote a fake note and expected me to believe it. Well Mrs. snooty (that’s what I call her) said… you are just going to have to deal with being bullied or picked on.
Now I’m going to give you detention for having that ugly shirt on. Of course I’m use to it. The last time it was for wearing purple shoes. I wonder what it is going to be next time. So after class I headed to detention. My best friend Tasha was there in detention to. I said “Let me guess you got in trouble because of your shoes.” Tasha said “Nope it was my shirt.” We both laughed and giggled. After the horrible detention Tasha came over my house. We had pizza, played video games, and listened to my favorite singer Beyonce’.
Every thing was going fine until my stupid big brother came down dressed as a window. Oh! I said I forgot today was Halloween. Tasha was worried because she did not have a costume. I told her she could make one. She was very happy to hear that. So we went upstairs to get some materials. I was a spider queen. She was a head cheerleader. My mom and dad were pirates. And Darrel was a window, of course.
Everybody was very excited especially Tasha. She had never gone trick or treating. In fact she did not even know how to do it. So I told her all you do is say trick or treat when they open the door. My dumb brother broke the glass window that he was going to were for Halloween. My mom said … “don’t worry honey you can just go as a broken window. Get it? Nobody laughed except for dad. He always thinks that mom’s jokes are funny. During trick or treating Tasha was very good. NOT! She said pumpkin every time someone opened the door. That was a horrible night. I did not get one piece of candy.
But, after words we went to Darrell’s Halloween play. He played the headless pumpkin. I thought it was supposed to be the headless horsemen. There school has issues. This was the funny part. When the school was doing the ending program Darrel fell and broke his leg. I said … best trick of the night. My mom, dad, and Tasha all started laughing. Everybody stared at us in shame. We walked with our heads down. We rushed to the hospital for Darrel. Mom babied him of course. When went home Darrel got to watch television, play on the computer, and eat sweets. And Tasha and I had to go to bed. Oh the HORROR! But as soon Darrell fell asleep we pulled a prank. We put makeup and a dress on him. (Don’t worry about how we got the dress on. The next morning he woke up screaming like a girl. He also was screaming because he couldn’t get the eyeliner of him. Mom and dad were mad, but I told them that he asked for it.
At breakfast Darrel kept on talking about he was going to get revenge on me and Tasha. After all that was pretty dirty trick to use permanent marker as eyeliner. His eye started to swell up really bad because of the marker. I was pretty scared because whenever he is serious he gets this look in his eye. Just when I was about to say something the school bus arrived. I was saved! When I got on the bus something was wearied. All of the cliques were mixed up. There were the nerds mixed with the jocks and the emoes mixed with the mines. I thought I was going to faint when I saw the lead of the pinks sitting by the lamest cheerleader on the planet! The dumbest pink came up and said, ‘’Cliques don’t matter it only matters what’s inside.’’ I said ,’’ Who are you and what did you do with Simone. “I’m right here silly. ”she said a million times. Finally we got to school some were normal, so I thought. The only thing normal was me and Tasha.
weirdest thing was that Mrs.Snooty was being nice to me. I thought I was dreaming. The only good thing that came out of this was that Tasha and I got invited to Hanna’s sleep over. I was so happy I went home and packed right away. My mom said I could go as long as I promise not to call Hannah’s mom mrs.Snooty. I promised. When it was time for the sleepover, of course it was a joke. The only reason that Hannah invited me was to embarrass me I front of my true love, Kendal. He was so disappointed in me. I ran and ran trying to tell him what really happened, but he wouldn’t stop running. I was so mad at Hannah. Does anyone know why she wants to ruin my life? The only reason Kendal ran away is because I smacked Hannah in the face. I also agreed to stay because Tasha was my ride home. The rest of the party was not fun the popular girls messed up my hair and got mud in my pajamas. Hannah offered me some more with a rubber snake in it. Finally the party was over. When I left the party I was determined to get revenge
Chapter 2

At school today of course I was known as the school jerk. I had something up my sleeve. I was going to get back on all of the people who being jerks to me. I was going to get Hannah, he school jerks, and the cheerleaders. There was going to be a different prank for each victim. First period began. It was time for my prank on the school jerks. It was very simple but easy at the same time. All I did was spread a rumor that if you touch a math book you could talk to your teacher however you want. They ended up coursing the teacher out. It was so hilarious! The school jerks were suspended from school for 2 weeks.
Now it was time for the cheerleaders. This was going to be a tuff one. I had to think very hard. I got it! I would ruin their chances like they ruined mine. Brittany was back in business. I was going to tell the cheerleading competition that they dropped out. After lunch I went into the principles’ office and got the number and did my job. All the hard work that the cheerleaders did would be for know reason. Of course the cheerleaders were very upset, but I was very happy.
Finally it was time for Hannah. I had to think really hard about this one. I had the perfect plan. I would go in her locker and put pictures of some other boy that I knew. Then that way Malique