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A Autobiography of ME Halfway

By Ben Lev

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A baby was born. Mellisa was happy, the Mom and she named him Jeff. Dad, Charlie, thought it was great. They took him home and then the wimp was born.

Chapter 1

Everybody has been annoyed once in their life at least. Jeff's life is annoying. It all started in Kindergarden when he fell in love with Hailey, the cutest girl in school, I fell in love with her, but everytime I get a chance to get to her, I just get a chance to be annoyed be someone and then she's off with someone else or her friends. And that's how it's been till I started high school.
High School is like a route of romance and learning. Mostly romance though and when Jeff was in he was off always. I, Jeff, couldn't believe what happened in the first day of Western High,
School was on, and my teacher was Ms. Gollini. My brother said she a real hag and he still says that even so he's an adult.
"Ok, class you now will be writing drafts of your 39 story's.It will be done by next month typed." Ms. Gollini.
"But we even't have wrote anything, like bubble maps and stuff, and it's the beginning of the year." Charles said, a boy in my class.
"Be quiet. Now I'll read you a book and you better listen."
"But how are we going to do 40 stuff at once?"
"I told you to be quiet, so go to the principals office!"
"But................"
"GO!"
"NO!"
"I'm calling your mom."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Hello, your son disobeyed the teacher and didn't follow the rules."
"What?" it said from the phone.
"He ( blah blah blah blah blah yell blah)."
And Charles came home without his mom.

Chapter 2

By the end of the month I was still following every single derection she said and I was the last ones in the class from the beginning and my story's looked like this:


1. My Life
2. My Family
3. My Dog
4. Me
5. My Caterpillar turning in to a Butterfly
6. How I fell asleep in my class last year
7. When I went to the Movies
8. My dream girl freind turned into a new one
9. My trip to Honolulu
10. My trip to Disneyland
11. My trip back home
12. When I was sick
13. I love mom way to much
14. My old 4th grade class
15. I was so close to not getting by the tagger in Color when I was in the pool.
16. When I thought about getting big muscles
17. My Cat
18. My Dog and my Cat together.
19. Mom said I was beautiful
20. My 10th summer vacation
21. My Cinderella time with Amanda
22. My girlfriends in my house
23. I'm not going to sleep
24. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
25. I turned into a teenager!
26. IS IT MY BIRTHDAY YET
27. I'm turning into a adult!
28. My Friends
29. Books, I love
30. What I do after school.
31. What I do when I'm bored.
32. When I was a baby.
33. Fights.
34. Gold Rush
35. Grand Canyon
36. Mt. Charleston
37. The Great Barrier Reef
38. Red Rock
39. Yosemite


Chapter 3

Weekend came and I was really happy because I wouldn't spend a day with that teacher I, but one problem. I had nothing to do. Then, I look in the pile of books I made. She grades fast. So I read books about how to publish books. And they all got published and I put it all in this book. So I wouldn't have to waste money and what to say next month I got a scholarship from the nice principal who fired Ms. Gollini after what he has heard from Charles's mom, I got Hailey which she is my love, got an agent, and I was famous, but right now that's a dream and I lived happily ever after.

The End

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Publication Date: 02-01-2011

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