Hump Day, Maggie Morris [the speed reading book .txt] 📗

I know, I know, everybody hates intros. But, it's gotta' happen. So here goes-

Hey. My name's Wednesday, but I go by Wendy, because obviously something was wrong with my mom when she named me.

This is a little 'story', I guess, that I wrote about me. I'm not self-centered, or anything, but it is actually pretty interesting. Or at least my best friend thinks it is. Anyways, this book is basically my life story since the age of ten, all the way through today, which is my fourteenth birthday.

So, please excuse my lack of talent when I write this book. I have never actually written a story beofre, unless you count the cehap ones I make in ELA. I have never been a great author, but I'm decent.

And, yes, I did try to make my friend (the one who thinks my life is interesting) write this, but she's too 'busy'. So here I am, waisting my life writing a book about my life. I hope you appreciate this book, because if it doesn't get on the the bestsellers list, there will be death. Lots of death.

Maybe I should tell you a bit more about myself. I mean, that's what introductions are for. If your bored already, you might want to jsut go ahead and reccomend this book to people, act like you read it, and put it away. Or, you could jsut skip the intro. WARNING: if you do that, this book will be slightly confusing. However, it's your choice.

Publication Date: 05-04-2016

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Dedication:
This book is dedicated to Alaina Fulkerson, who helped me along an gave me the original idea to write a realistic fiction book.