Steve Bob Chuck Overlord Of All Random Names, Cartropilis [book recommendations website txt] 📗

A boy was born on July 14 1805. The boy was named Steve Bob Chuck Overlord Of All Random names, everybody called him Steve. The boy was very intelligent. He was so smart his brain started to grow out of his head. He got all of the answers correct on every test, and was already reading at a college level in kindergarten. Everybody in the world loved him, even wild animals. Once he went on an African tour and looked at a lioness hunting she looked back and stopped turned around and followed him home.

Steve was the person to make the car at the age of five. “I wonder if I could make an air craft of some sort,” said Steve. Steve had already invented the car so he thought he was ready. One year later he made the jet. Steve was getting uglier by the second. His brain grew two yards out of his head and his eyes were really squinty and long his fingers had blisters on them from burning through his desk at school writing a story. Steve’s favorite subject was math. Steve loved math so much that he made shorts out of math equations, shoes made out of products, a shirt made out of quotations, and a hat made out of sums.

Steve thought life was made for him. He just knew it. He never tripped, he never got in trouble, and never cried. He never lost in games. He just calculates his every action and thoughts.

Only thing Steve didn’t have was a best friend. He tried to make friends but failed. Everybody turned him down. One day at school Steve found a friend Jake. Jake never had a friend either. Jake loved math as well. He even has a locker made out of decimals. Jake caused a fire last week doing a math problem. Jake finally had a friend and Steve finally had a best friend, too.
By the time Steve was twenty his brain was a whole mile out of his head and his eyes were practically gone. In his twenties he thought and thought about all type of things. Once he thought about his appearance. He looked in the mirror in the morning and broke it, he’d went through one million and one mirrors. Steve met a girl named Flarez, Flarez was a makeup artist. Flarez got working she went through 20 mirrors until he was perfect.

Steve decided to make a lab with his spare time. Steve made his lab in the year of 1992. Steve’s laboratory went 30,000 miles in the sky and 30,000 miles under the ground.
Steve never came out of his laboratory. Literally he put skate board wheels under it. But he noticed he was leaving a trail were ever he went. Just in the year 1999 Steve had made 100 canyons. So he came up with wet dirt that was sticky and rock hard when it dried. Steve called it mud. Everywhere Steve went he left mud behind every now and then the machine would get clogged up and make a canyon.
Steve wanted to make something impossible. A smartness contest for babies He called it Are You Dumber Than A Baby? Steve had only the smartest babies come in if you couldn’t figure out this problem in your head you wouldn’t qualify 90 x 1000 x 1 only one hundred babies knew the answer. The show went live on July 14 2001. First contestant was Alexander the baby and his adult friend Robert. The question was 92000 x 1000 beep “Alexander, what’s your answer?, “said Steve. “920, 000, 00” said Alexander “Robert what’s your answer?,” said Steve. “92”, said Robert. “Alexander, you are right” said Steve. “I guess that college degree didn’t work out to well” said Steve.
Steve passed away on January 5 2011. Steve passed because his brain exploded from too much facts. Rest in peace Steve.

Publication Date: 10-23-2011

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