Chocolate Bunnies, Kierstyn Barbour [top non fiction books of all time txt] 📗

It all started with an innocent Easter bunny, made to be eaten. But one mistake caused the world to plunge into chaos. But enough of that for now, let’s start at the beginning.
Suzy Johnson, a six year old cherub, had just unknowingly started the demise of the world. All she wanted to do was keep her chocolate bunny for later. She meant no harm, her intentions were good but the result was disastrous.
So on Easter night she stored her chocolate bunny in the freezer, thinking it would be there in the morning. Little did she know that the bunnies were waiting for their chance and this was it. For years they had been plotting the extinction of the humans. They wanted their revenge and the little girl had just given it to them. Little Suzy woke up to a rumbling inside her house. She assumed it was an earth quake and started to yell for her parents but stopped when something started to break through her floor. She froze and stared at the floor that was cracking from the pressure it was withstanding. When the floor finally broke all the way she couldn't believe her eyes, Choco, her chocolate bunny was in front of her and he was getting really big.
She didn't have time to scream before the bunny opened its jaws and devoured her. The bunny burped before breaking out of her house and joining the other bunnies that were growing and eating the humans. Slowly one by one each bunny gathered and headed to the next town. By the time the humans knew what was going on, half of Wisconsin was devoured. Easter was celebrated everywhere in the U.S. so there were bunnies everywhere consuming the humans whole; getting revenge for their fallen brothers and sisters.
In a matter of weeks the U.S., Canada, and Mexico were over run by bunnies. They were starting to rebuild their empire and were making steady progress when they realized what time of year it was. Summer was approaching fast and the heat is the one thing that could destroy them. They tripled their pace and started to build place where they could hide from the heat. Little did they know that over the years summer has been coming earlier and earlier. They had barely made a dent in their homes when the heat waves came. The west coast was hit the worst , two thirds of their population was gone with in the month and then the rest within the next few weeks.
While the bunnies were melting and dying above ground, the humans that had gone into hiding underground were plotting their escape and overall take over of their lost land. Mexico was free of bunnies with in the first week of summer but the East side wasn’t so lucky. It was cooler there and they hadn’t lost so many bunnies in their states. Canada was the same. The humans that were safe in the West coast decided to begin their take over. They made weapons and banded together to head east and destroy any bunnies they found and join up with humans that came out of hiding.
It had been three months since the bunny conquest and it seemed as if they wouldn’t last much longer. The only state that was still being controlled by the wonderful tasting furry creatures was Maine. Hundreds of humans have banded together from the different states to defeat this final foe. Maine was small and they were sure that it would be an easy kill but they were wrong.
The bunnies had made their own weapons to defend themselves, but they weren’t really affective. The humans were able to run around the weapons straight into the army of maybe 50 chocolate bunnies. The humans had their own secret weapon. They’re small, cute and extremely hungry and they are called children. The first wave was adults and children. The children would run around taking bites of the bunnies while the adults used saws and knifes to chop at their legs. The next wave was adults chopping off the heads of the fallen bunnies. The battle lasted for many hours, but when it was finally over, the humans stood tall and the bunnies were being eaten by small and happy children.
The humans celebrated their success and started to rebuild their country. While they celebrated and rebuilt above ground a surprise was waiting for them under ground. The adult bunnies had babies and there were thousands of them waiting to reach adulthood, waiting to devour, waiting to kill.

Publication Date: 10-24-2012

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