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the Company’s office, that work is: it’s our Mr Timms, I believe, looks
into that. When we put up tonight I’ll leave word, and per’aps I’ll be
able to tell you tomorrer if you ‘appen to be coming this way.’
This was all that passed that evening. Mr Dunning did just go to the
trouble of looking up Ashbrooke, and found that it was in Warwickshire.
Next day he went to town again. The car (it was the same car) was too
full in the morning to allow of his getting a word with the conductor: he
could only be sure that the curious advertisement had been made away
with. The close of the day brought a further element of mystery into the
transaction. He had missed the tram, or else preferred walking home, but
at a rather late hour, while he was at work in his study, one of the
maids came to say that two men from the tramways was very anxious to
speak to him. This was a reminder of the advertisement, which he had, he
says, nearly forgotten. He had the men in—they were the conductor and
driver of the car—and when the matter of refreshment had been attended
to, asked what Mr Timms had had to say about the advertisement. ‘Well,
sir, that’s what we took the liberty to step round about,’ said the
conductor. ‘Mr Timms ‘e give William ‘ere the rough side of his tongue
about that: ‘cordin’ to ‘im there warn’t no advertisement of that
description sent in, nor ordered, nor paid for, nor put up, nor nothink,
let alone not bein’ there, and we was playing the fool takin’ up his
time. “Well,” I says, “if that’s the case, all I ask of you, Mr Timms,” I
says, “is to take and look at it for yourself,” I says. “Of course if it
ain’t there,” I says, “you may take and call me what you like.” “Right,”
he says, “I will”: and we went straight off. Now, I leave it to you, sir,
if that ad., as we term ‘em, with ‘Arrington on it warn’t as plain as
ever you see anythink—blue letters on yeller glass, and as I says at the
time, and you borne me out, reg’lar in the glass, because, if you
remember, you recollect of me swabbing it with my duster.’ ‘To be sure I
do, quite clearly—well?’ ‘You may say well, I don’t think. Mr Timms he
gets in that car with a light—no, he telled William to ‘old the light
outside. “Now,” he says, “where’s your precious ad. what we’ve ‘card so
much about?” “‘Ere it is,” I says, “Mr Timms,” and I laid my ‘and on it.’
The conductor paused.
‘Well,’ said Mr Dunning, ‘it was gone, I suppose. Broken?’
‘Broke!—not it. There warn’t, if you’ll believe me, no more trace of
them letters—blue letters they was—on that piece o’ glass, than—well,
it’s no good me talkin’. I never see such a thing. I leave it to
William here if—but there, as I says, where’s the benefit in me going on
about it?’
‘And what did Mr Timms say?’
‘Why ‘e did what I give ‘im leave to—called us pretty much anythink he
liked, and I don’t know as I blame him so much neither. But what we
thought, William and me did, was as we seen you take down a bit of a note
about that—well, that letterin’—’
‘I certainly did that, and I have it now. Did you wish me to speak to Mr
Timms myself, and show it to him? Was that what you came in about?’
‘There, didn’t I say as much?’ said William. ‘Deal with a gent if you can
get on the track of one, that’s my word. Now perhaps, George, you’ll
allow as I ain’t took you very far wrong tonight.’
‘Very well, William, very well; no need for you to go on as if you’d ‘ad
to frog’s-march me ‘ere. I come quiet, didn’t I? All the same for that,
we ‘adn’t ought to take up your time this way, sir; but if it so ‘appened
you could find time to step round to the Company orfice in the morning
and tell Mr Timms what you seen for yourself, we should lay under a very
‘igh obligation to you for the trouble. You see it ain’t bein’
called—well, one thing and another, as we mind, but if they got it into
their ‘ead at the orfice as we seen things as warn’t there, why, one
thing leads to another, and where we should be a twelvemunce ‘ence—well,
you can understand what I mean.’
Amid further elucidations of the proposition, George, conducted by
William, left the room.
The incredulity of Mr Timms (who had a nodding acquaintance with Mr
Dunning) was greatly modified on the following day by what the latter
could tell and show him; and any bad mark that might have been attached
to the names of William and George was not suffered to remain on the
Company’s books; but explanation there was none.
Mr Dunning’s interest in the matter was kept alive by an incident of the
following afternoon. He was walking from his club to the train, and he
noticed some way ahead a man with a handful of leaflets such as are
distributed to passers-by by agents of enterprising firms. This agent had
not chosen a very crowded street for his operations: in fact, Mr Dunning
did not see him get rid of a single leaflet before he himself reached the
spot. One was thrust into his hand as he passed: the hand that gave it
touched his, and he experienced a sort of little shock as it did so. It
seemed unnaturally rough and hot. He looked in passing at the giver, but
the impression he got was so unclear that, however much he tried to
reckon it up subsequently, nothing would come. He was walking quickly,
and as he went on glanced at the paper. It was a blue one. The name of
Harrington in large capitals caught his eye. He stopped, startled, and
felt for his glasses. The next instant the leaflet was twitched out of
his hand by a man who hurried past, and was irrecoverably gone. He ran
back a few paces, but where was the passer-by? and where the distributor?
It was in a somewhat pensive frame of mind that Mr Dunning passed on the
following day into the Select Manuscript Room of the British Museum, and
filled up tickets for Harley 3586, and some other volumes. After a few
minutes they were brought to him, and he was settling the one he wanted
first upon the desk, when he thought he heard his own name whispered
behind him. He turned round hastily, and in doing so, brushed his little
portfolio of loose papers on to the floor. He saw no one he recognized
except one of the staff in charge of the room, who nodded to him, and he
proceeded to pick up his papers. He thought he had them all, and was
turning to begin work, when a stout gentleman at the table behind him,
who was just rising to leave, and had collected his own belongings,
touched him on the shoulder, saying, ‘May I give you this? I think it
should be yours,’ and handed him a missing quire. ‘It is mine, thank
you,’ said Mr Dunning. In another moment the man had left the room. Upon
finishing his work for the afternoon, Mr Dunning had some conversation
with the assistant in charge, and took occasion to ask who the stout
gentleman was. ‘Oh, he’s a man named Karswell,’ said the assistant; ‘he
was asking me a week ago who were the great authorities on alchemy, and
of course I told him you were the only one in the country. I’ll see if I
can catch him: he’d like to meet you, I’m sure.’
‘For heaven’s sake don’t dream of it!’ said Mr Dunning, ‘I’m particularly
anxious to avoid him.’
‘Oh! very well,’ said the assistant, ‘he doesn’t come here often: I dare
say you won’t meet him.’
More than once on the way home that day Mr Dunning confessed to himself
that he did not look forward with his usual cheerfulness to a solitary
evening. It seemed to him that something ill-defined and impalpable had
stepped in between him and his fellow-men—had taken him in charge, as it
were. He wanted to sit close up to his neighbours in the train and in the
tram, but as luck would have it both train and car were markedly empty.
The conductor George was thoughtful, and appeared to be absorbed in
calculations as to the number of passengers. On arriving at his house he
found Dr Watson, his medical man, on his doorstep. ‘I’ve had to upset
your household arrangements, I’m sorry to say, Dunning. Both your
servants hors de combat. In fact, I’ve had to send them to the Nursing
Home.’
‘Good heavens! what’s the matter?’
‘It’s something like ptomaine poisoning, I should think: you’ve not
suffered yourself, I can see, or you wouldn’t be walking about. I think
they’ll pull through all right.’
‘Dear, dear! Have you any idea what brought it on?’ ‘Well, they tell me
they bought some shell-fish from a hawker at their dinner-time. It’s odd.
I’ve made inquiries, but I can’t find that any hawker has been to other
houses in the street. I couldn’t send word to you; they won’t be back for
a bit yet. You come and dine with me tonight, anyhow, and we can make
arrangements for going on. Eight o’clock. Don’t be too anxious.’ The
solitary evening was thus obviated; at the expense of some distress and
inconvenience, it is true. Mr Dunning spent the time pleasantly enough
with the doctor (a rather recent settler), and returned to his lonely
home at about 11.30. The night he passed is not one on which he looks
back with any satisfaction. He was in bed and the light was out. He was
wondering if the charwoman would come early enough to get him hot water
next morning, when he heard the unmistakable sound of his study door
opening. No step followed it on the passage floor, but the sound must
mean mischief, for he knew that he had shut the door that evening after
putting his papers away in his desk. It was rather shame than courage
that induced him to slip out into the passage and lean over the banister
in his nightgown, listening. No light was visible; no further sound came:
only a gust of warm, or even hot air played for an instant round his
shins. He went back and decided to lock himself into his room. There was
more unpleasantness, however. Either an economical suburban company had
decided that their light would not be required in the small hours, and
had stopped working, or else something was wrong with the meter; the
effect was in any case that the electric light was off. The obvious
course was to find a match, and also to consult his watch: he might as
well know how many hours of discomfort awaited him. So he put his hand
into the well-known nook under the pillow: only, it did not get so far.
What he touched was, according to his account, a mouth, with teeth, and
with hair about it, and, he declares, not the mouth of a human being. I
do not think it is any use to guess what he said or did; but he was in a
spare room with the door locked and his ear to it before he was clearly
conscious again. And there he spent the rest of a most miserable night,
looking
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