Biscuits help beat the CRUNCH!, Emma G [types of ebook readers TXT] 📗

Just last week an unbelievable incident occurred on 62 East Chester Rd, London. On Thursday evening at around 7.00pm Daisy Clint-wood, an elderly woman that currently works in a school as a dinner lady, received an unexpected guest.
A politician from the 'Conservative' party knocked on the door and found 63 year - old Daisy just about to sit down for a warm cup of tea and some Chocolate Digestives. The biscuits in fact were the cause of the unusual decision made by the unnamed politician that evening.
After inviting him in Daisy offered the politician a few Chocolate Digestives. After accepting the biscuits the politician was believed to have requested a drink of a popular blackcurrant-based drink which was sitting, at 40 degrees Centigrade in the back of Daisy's pantry. After giving the almost roasting glass of what seems in retrospect not to have been the popular beverage to the politician it seemed he became 'drunk' and 'irresponsible' before telling Daisy she no longer had to pay tax!
The politician was believed to have done this in return for the chocolate digestives given to him earlier.

Daisy described feeling shocked and in awe at this at once she accepted and signed the legally binding contract drawn up during their meeting by the politician, a qualified lawyer specialising in tax. After the politician hobbled to the door and was given a hard, shove to get him going Daisy was believed to have phoned the government asking whether what she had signed was legal.
After Confirmation Daisy then celebrated with a glass of Champagne and Chocolate digestives.

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Publication Date: 08-02-2011

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