Jokes From A (BJ's Life #1), DeYtH Banger [good e books to read .txt] 📗

Jokes from A

by DeYtH Banger

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A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert Procknow Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron Content Quote

 

 

Part 1

 

Comedy: God Comedy: I am Reading Comedy: It Happen Comedy: The Best Line Comedy: Liar Comedy: Screw Up Comedy: Thu Truth Comedy: And Or LIFE? Comedy: Suffering Comedy: Money Comedy: Always Caring Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4) Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck Comedy: Being A Biatch Or  ACTING LIKE IT!? Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That Comedy: Life As Whole Part 1

Joke and jokes... Life goes more easily... than ever

Comedy: God

By DeYtH Banger


I don't want to blow off the brilliant end, but God doesn't exist. I am not a agonistic or satanistic person who preaches this shit, it's the truth what I am telling to you…


RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK..


I hope you like the truth, I am not insulting you. I am just most likely getting to the top levels of honesty. If you hide a lie behind being a nice and with that guy being a friend…


RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…


Like: "You gonna get a break from work without getting paid" aka known as "You are fired from work."

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…

Why you are not just honest?
GIVE TO YOUR FICK FRIEND A FEEDBACK…


…


ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

(Notes: Then it comes the guy who says "too much girls … is bad.")


- You fuck… you get many GIRLS AND YOU AIN't sharin?



ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF


ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF


But if we think and go in the right direction (NO DICK PICS OR JERK OFF)…  it sounds like he traffics girls and when we get up to the top…



HEEEEEE IS FUCKING ARAB…

….


OH GOD ONE MORE SUICIDE BOOMBER… WHO THA FACK DOESN'T SEE HIS LIFE WORTHY AND GOING WITH SUCH TYPE OF CULTURE?

…

FAMOUS WITH TERRORISM!?

Comedy: I am Reading

 By DeYtH Banger



How does it feel finding out that everything which you know you need to remove from your mind?


ORRRRRR LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FUCKER WHO GAVE ME A COURSE WHO WAS SAYING WHAT I WAS ALREADY FEELING…



AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE


AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE


The course was "Transformation Mastery" on the first month part I reached it was about sympathy and empathy shit.. . After the meditating release… I wanTed to kill myself…


IT WASSSSSSS A DAMN GOOD RELIEF… FLASHING OUT YOUR VEINS WITH KNIFE AND THIS SON OF A BIATCH IN MY NEW WORK IS CAUSING STRESS INSIDE MY BODY… WHAT TYPE OF EXERCICE AND THING IS GETTING WORRIED AND GETTING ANXIETY?


ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?


ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?



ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?




ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?




ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?





I thought that in life I was doing something after 19 years of staring… BUT NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPEN.


THIS STARING AND ANXIWRY AND DEPRESSION COURSE ISN'T MAKING ME INTERESTED IN BUYING MORE SPECTACULAR ROLE AFTER ALL NOTHING AT ALL CAN BE DONE IN THIS JOB… BEING BE-PIVOT IS FUCKED UP.



WHYYYYYY BIATCHES DON'T SPIKE IT UP?

Comedy: It Happen

 By DeYtH Banger


I thought my life is getting better from so much support and followers.


BUT NOTHING… REALLY NOTHING ON THIS WAY IS GOING

LIFE IS A DEADLY SON A BIATCH


I thought that my mom knows who is really genius in town… I went out and started talking to my friends… I told them "I am genius.."…


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


Come on you stop on a bus stop to take a break from life
…. And now on your way some screw wacko… is out there and is pissing in front of you?



Oh GOD WHEN THIS HAPPENS… I WILL FIND JOB FOR THIS NIGHT FIREMAN WALKER.


Each fucker who doesn't get jokes and comedy…
DESERVE ONE OF THIS JAME BOND MOVIES PRECISE HEADSHOT

 where is he going in this life?

…

Don't shallow
Don't go deep

…


In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!


In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!


In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

Comedy: The Best Line

 by DeYtH Banger

 

 

Have you ever played... basketball?
How tall are you?
Why you don't play basketball?
How long are your legs?
...


OH GOD Is this the best line you got... a girl to ask me that or a male figure to ask me that... oh YOU FUCKING FUCKERS... YOU BROKE THE TOYS AND NOW YOU FEEL GUILTY.


AND LET'S GO TO PAST EVENTS... DID YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT LINE?


It's fucked up that one good looking person of bad looking person.. .starts with such stupid line.. and what's next?... HAVE YOU EVER SUCK A COCK?... hAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR COCK?  hAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT TO TAKE BASKETBALL AS PROFFESIONAL CAREEER?



This is not nice... not expressing yourself is going to slowly kill yourself... what last you need is to kill yourself by toxicity... come on... you got a negative emotion and you don't share it?... You got one emotion keep it down... a asecond one... a third one... a FOUUURTH LINER BULLET AND IN THE END!?


USIng alcohol and thinking that you know a lot of stuff... I DON'T THINK I AM ALPHA MALE... I DON'T THINK I AM BETA... I AM JUST... I AM... JUST ME... ME IS ME... THAT'S ONE.... NO NEED OF OPENER LINER (DON'T