Bad Girls, Blagoy Kirov [latest books to read .TXT] 📗

Bad Girls

 Bad Girls Funny Quotes

 

Selected by Blagoy Kirov

 

 

 

 

Foreword

 

Bad Girls: They take what they want - money, glory, love, sex, drugs, or other objects of desire - and leave these unsuspecting men in the dust.

Born free, those famous ladies have proven how good it is to be the Bad Eve.

 She started it all!

Taking a bite from the apple that the snake gave her and offered it to Adam, she created a Great Sin.

 What they say and what they do…

  

 Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere ...

Helen Gurley Brown

 

     

Big girls need big diamonds.

 Elizabeth Taylor

 

          I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!

 Anna Kournikova

 

             

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

 Angelina Jolie

 

      

 

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

 Tallulah Bankhead

   

  

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 Lana Turner

 

        

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Coco Chanel

 

      

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.

 Jayne Mansfield

       

 

   It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...

 Anna Kournikova

 

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

 Elizabeth Taylor

    

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

 Elizabeth Taylor

 

              

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time.

 Tallulah Bankhead

 

            

I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Tallulah Bankhead

 

 

 

            

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

 Cher

 

 

 

         

Somebody once said we never know what is enough until we know what's more than enough.

 Billie Holiday

 

 

            

I'm one of those regular weird people.

 Janis Joplin

 

 

 

         I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

 Josephine Baker

 

 

 

           I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.

 Josephine Baker

 

 

                I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.

 Courtney Love

 

             

 

        

When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff.

 Chaka Khan

 

             

 

         

I've sold my soul for freedom. It's lonely but it's sweet.

 Melissa Etheridge

 

             

 

         

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

 

Tallulah Bankhead

 

             

 

             

          A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

             

 

 Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

               

 

          I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

               

 

           

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

             

 

             

  I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

               

 

             I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?

 Sharon Stone

 

             

 

             I am happy to receive any items of jewelry.

 Katie Price

 

             

 

          I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

             

 

         Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

               

 

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

             

 

     What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

 Marilyn Monroe

 

               

 Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict.

 Raquel Welch

 

             

 

        

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind.

 Carrie Fisher

 

               

 

             

   If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.

 Marlene Dietrich

 

           

 

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.

 Greta Garbo

 

             

 

     There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.

 Greta Garbo

 

               

 

          Enemies are so stimulating.

 Katharine Hepburn

 

             

 

             

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

 Katharine Hepburn

 

               

 

       If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

 Katharine Hepburn

 

                 

 

         To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

 Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

                 

 

            

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

 Dolly Parton

 

                 

  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

 Dolly Parton

 

                 

 

            I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

 Dolly Parton

 

                 

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

 Dolly Parton

 

                 

 

     I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

 Paris Hilton

 

                 

 

          The person that said winning isn't everything, never won anything.

 Mia Hamm

 

             

 

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

 Paris Hilton

 

                 

 

        I've always ridden horses.

 Katie Price

 

                  

             

 

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close.

 Tori Amos

 

                 

 

           

If you're not a competitor, you've just got to go home.

 Venus Williams

 

                 

 

 

 

  I just try to concentrate on concentrating.

 Martina Navratilova

 

    

 

               

 

            I shouldn't say I'm looking forward to leading a normal life, because I don't know what normal is.

 Martina Navratilova

 

             

 

             

I am only a sparrow amongst a great flock of sparrows.

 Evita Peron

 

             

 

           

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

 Gloria Steinem

 

               

 

         

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

 Gloria Steinem

 

             

 

             

           

 

       There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst.

 Frida Kahlo

 

               

 

             

      I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

 Lucille Ball

 

               

 

           

 

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

 Lily Tomlin

 

               

 

       

 

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

 Roseanne Barr

 

    

 

              

 

            A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

 Mae West

 

           

              

 

            All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

 Mae West

 

               

 

           

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

 Mae West

 

 

 

 

       

 

    Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

 Mae West

 

               

 

         

 

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

 Mae West