Gunslingers Don't Sing or Dance, Mike Marino [classic romance novels .txt] 📗

Gunslingers Don't Sing and Dance is where Mayan Midgets, a race of inbred space aliens guard the treasure of the ancients. Toss in a Voodoo Queen, a headless horseman and Lincolns Assassination with a touch of Jules Verne and you have a rock and read of saloons and balloons.